Smiling From Mars

I am Brandy! I am 20 and just an oddball and a dork who is trying to live on this weird place you humans call earth. I love superheros, Vampire Academy, books, writting, and Disney. I like a lot of things actually. I love to laugh and smile and I don't bite soooo talk to mehhh!!

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[uptional]

[caffeinatedbeings-blog]

@jasonsegelsdick

[mymodernmet]

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@jasonsegelsdick

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[irgendwoanders]

[samxdean]

He’s my weakness. It’s not really a secret. But he’s also what keeps me strong. 

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[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[as-seen-on-disney]

[foodffs]

Not Yo Momma’s Chocolate Chipper!  This one has whole wheat flour, dark chocolate chunks, sweet-tart dried cherries and sliced almonds!

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[brandymaeonmars-blog]

Sam: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Kevin: What if I bite it and it dies?

Sam: That means you’re poisonous.

Crowley: What if it bites itself and I die?

Sam: That’s voodoo.

Charlie: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Sam: That’s correlation, not causation.

Cas: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Dean: That’s kinky.

[adeles]

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN: “There’s no such thing as luck. There’s decisions and consequences.” -Jeffrey Bell (Robbie Reyes: Agents of SHIELD: A Place to Hang Your Cape)

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

Don’t preach to me about romance, Prongs. I once had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

Sirius Black (via incorrectmarauderquotes)

[diablocodys]

#hermione ‘’fight me’’ granger

[brandymaeonmars-blog]

Harry: You were right. Again.

Hermione: That’s not important.

Harry: How many times does that make that?

Hermione: Who’s counting?

Harry:

Hermione: Three to four...hundred.

[folkstellar]