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Everytime Americans have a problem we just take a song and make it our bitch

The British: Yankee doodle went to town riding on his pony and he put a feather in his hat and called it macaroni 😂🫵

Americans: YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN RIDING ON HIS PONY AND HE PUT A FEATHER IN HIS HAT AND CALLED IT MACARONI 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

Confederate scum: southern men, the thunder mutters

Real Americans in the same tune: WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS RATTLE SNAKES AND ALLIGATORS

turmpyofdevonshire

And who won AND WHO FUCKING WON was it the racists FUCK NO WE WON NO FUCKING SWEAT BITCH

turmpyofdevonshire

(don't tell bro about the bridge incident with Ulysses)

I don't give a fuck what happened we won the real Americans won

turmpyofdevonshire

stupidest fucking shit ive ever seen shut your racist trap you damn idiot

Everytime Americans have a problem we just take a song and make it our bitch

The British: Yankee doodle went to town riding on his pony and he put a feather in his hat and called it macaroni 😂🫵

Americans: YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN RIDING ON HIS PONY AND HE PUT A FEATHER IN HIS HAT AND CALLED IT MACARONI 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

Confederate scum: southern men, the thunder mutters

Real Americans in the same tune: WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS RATTLE SNAKES AND ALLIGATORS

turmpyofdevonshire

And who won AND WHO FUCKING WON was it the racists FUCK NO WE WON NO FUCKING SWEAT BITCH

turmpyofdevonshire

(don't tell bro about the bridge incident with Ulysses)

I don't give a fuck what happened we won the real Americans won

CONFEDERATE SCUM WILL NEVER WIN WE ALWAYS PREVAIL AS THE REAL AMERICANS GOD DAMN TRAITORS USA USA USA 🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 IM A REAL GOD DAMN AMERICAN AND REAL GOD DAMN AMERICANS HATE THE CONFEDERACY WE WON ALL THOSE YEARS AGO AND WED WIN AGAIN TODAY GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU GOD DAMN BITCHES WHOOOOOOOO USA USA USA USA

It doesn't matter why someone does good things unless the good things cause something negative making it a bad thing but if someone let's say needed to save someone's life but they only wanted to do it for the money it's not like they're not doing it

Everytime Americans have a problem we just take a song and make it our bitch

The British: Yankee doodle went to town riding on his pony and he put a feather in his hat and called it macaroni 😂🫵

Americans: YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN RIDING ON HIS PONY AND HE PUT A FEATHER IN HIS HAT AND CALLED IT MACARONI 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

Confederate scum: southern men, the thunder mutters

Real Americans in the same tune: WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS RATTLE SNAKES AND ALLIGATORS

turmpyofdevonshire

And who won AND WHO FUCKING WON was it the racists FUCK NO WE WON NO FUCKING SWEAT BITCH

Why do people compare Nazis to communists so much like gang I'm not a communist but like really they ain't the same gang

Everytime Americans have a problem we just take a song and make it our bitch

The British: Yankee doodle went to town riding on his pony and he put a feather in his hat and called it macaroni 😂🫵

Americans: YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN RIDING ON HIS PONY AND HE PUT A FEATHER IN HIS HAT AND CALLED IT MACARONI 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

Confederate scum: southern men, the thunder mutters

Real Americans in the same tune: WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS RATTLE SNAKES AND ALLIGATORS

#americans #usa 🦅#usa #fuck the confederacy #confederate scum #traitors #british people #ew

Why is it so acceptable to be xenophobic to Americans I just saw a post saying "Americans don't have empathy" that's some Nazi Germany shit alright because according to every European I met they honestly think our food is shit (you live in Europe you can't say shit whole continent either has shitty food or stole from another culture I'm looking at you Italians that didn't have tomatoes until very recently and your amazing old dishes with tomato sauce) and that were fat, ugly, and we all love guns I'd be fine with you making fun of our old ass leaders but otherwise you can't say shit "but your dyes are illegal here" so are yours dumbass guess why Americans haven't had mushy peas because the green dye you use with them is illegal in the US at least our illegal dyes are cool colors y'all just make your food more grey and you guys have France in your continent you can't make fun of anyone when France is a short drive away and btw 30 minutes is a short drive 2 hours is a regular drive if your 2 hours from France shut the hell up actually if your country is smaller than Michigan shut your bitch ass up you can make fun of Floridians with most the stuff you say about America but that's only Florida and don't make fun of our gun problem were fucking dealing with it were trying most of us at least but at least with have hospitality in the states y'all are a bunch of dickssss especially french people fuck you French people seriously can we agree on that like all the problems we've had put aside can't we just hate French people

Reasons to hate the french

1. They seemingly hate everyone who isn't french

2. They only wear cologne instead of deodorant and it does not work

3. The food is supposed to be good but god is it disgusting

4. They claim to have style that Americans don't when they only dress like they're about to flash a preschooler

5. If you don't speak french they hate you if you're in France

6. They can't speak English without a strong French accent and they still make fun of us

7. It's only a fine if you rape an animal there what the hell is up with that

8. They claim to have more culture than Americans while having no culture the Eiffel tower is not culture it's a building that means nothing

9. They claim their language is a romance language when everything they say sounds like shit

10. They eat frog legs I guess it isn't bad to do but ew dude just buy chicken that's what I've heard it tastes like

I could go on but I feel I've said enough

the-person-that-did-that

why all the hate 😭

i thought u didn't like it when people hated on other countries???

Not hating other countries hating on the people of other countries but France doesn't have people they're all legal citizens of hell considering they all crawled out of there

the-person-that-did-that

no seriously what do you have against france

What don't I have against the french

the-person-that-did-that

but whyyyyy

They're French

the-person-that-did-that

whats wrong with being french

The listed reasons above

the-person-that-did-that

those seem like harsh stereotypes

... It's the French...

the-person-that-did-that

what does that mean??

Ifykyk

We are so lucky rich people are so old all i have to do is say I'm a doctor and help them die of old age

The US government hates TikTok not because they hate the "Chinese government spying on us" they hate it because it gives us easily obtainable information I mean sure there's a lot of fake shit but tiktok spreads information so fast that your getting a lot of good information about current events and most of us know that Nazis don't spread good information

"the prices are so high because of Trump" "no the prices are so high because of Biden!"

It's neither prices are high because the rich want to be richer they're already charging us way more than they need to and because they own the news they get to tell us "oh it's just the economy you wouldn't understand blame the other side"

gotitforcheap-deactivated201611

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

myangelofthelord

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

star-spangled-jackass

thank you

you-or-your-memory

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

The fact this is all in 1 language but I could still only understand one god bless English

If I was a serial killer I wouldn't be caught so if someone's accusing me of murder it's definitely not true

#serial killer #murderer #physco killer #cascade

We don't give hospital workers enough credit

Why is it so acceptable to be xenophobic to Americans I just saw a post saying "Americans don't have empathy" that's some Nazi Germany shit alright because according to every European I met they honestly think our food is shit (you live in Europe you can't say shit whole continent either has shitty food or stole from another culture I'm looking at you Italians that didn't have tomatoes until very recently and your amazing old dishes with tomato sauce) and that were fat, ugly, and we all love guns I'd be fine with you making fun of our old ass leaders but otherwise you can't say shit "but your dyes are illegal here" so are yours dumbass guess why Americans haven't had mushy peas because the green dye you use with them is illegal in the US at least our illegal dyes are cool colors y'all just make your food more grey and you guys have France in your continent you can't make fun of anyone when France is a short drive away and btw 30 minutes is a short drive 2 hours is a regular drive if your 2 hours from France shut the hell up actually if your country is smaller than Michigan shut your bitch ass up you can make fun of Floridians with most the stuff you say about America but that's only Florida and don't make fun of our gun problem were fucking dealing with it were trying most of us at least but at least with have hospitality in the states y'all are a bunch of dickssss especially french people fuck you French people seriously can we agree on that like all the problems we've had put aside can't we just hate French people

Reasons to hate the french

1. They seemingly hate everyone who isn't french

2. They only wear cologne instead of deodorant and it does not work

3. The food is supposed to be good but god is it disgusting

4. They claim to have style that Americans don't when they only dress like they're about to flash a preschooler

5. If you don't speak french they hate you if you're in France

6. They can't speak English without a strong French accent and they still make fun of us

7. It's only a fine if you rape an animal there what the hell is up with that

8. They claim to have more culture than Americans while having no culture the Eiffel tower is not culture it's a building that means nothing

9. They claim their language is a romance language when everything they say sounds like shit

10. They eat frog legs I guess it isn't bad to do but ew dude just buy chicken that's what I've heard it tastes like

I could go on but I feel I've said enough

the-person-that-did-that

why all the hate 😭

i thought u didn't like it when people hated on other countries???

Not hating other countries hating on the people of other countries but France doesn't have people they're all legal citizens of hell considering they all crawled out of there

the-person-that-did-that

no seriously what do you have against france

What don't I have against the french

the-person-that-did-that

but whyyyyy

They're French

the-person-that-did-that

whats wrong with being french

The listed reasons above

the-person-that-did-that

those seem like harsh stereotypes

... It's the French...

Why is it so acceptable to be xenophobic to Americans I just saw a post saying "Americans don't have empathy" that's some Nazi Germany shit alright because according to every European I met they honestly think our food is shit (you live in Europe you can't say shit whole continent either has shitty food or stole from another culture I'm looking at you Italians that didn't have tomatoes until very recently and your amazing old dishes with tomato sauce) and that were fat, ugly, and we all love guns I'd be fine with you making fun of our old ass leaders but otherwise you can't say shit "but your dyes are illegal here" so are yours dumbass guess why Americans haven't had mushy peas because the green dye you use with them is illegal in the US at least our illegal dyes are cool colors y'all just make your food more grey and you guys have France in your continent you can't make fun of anyone when France is a short drive away and btw 30 minutes is a short drive 2 hours is a regular drive if your 2 hours from France shut the hell up actually if your country is smaller than Michigan shut your bitch ass up you can make fun of Floridians with most the stuff you say about America but that's only Florida and don't make fun of our gun problem were fucking dealing with it were trying most of us at least but at least with have hospitality in the states y'all are a bunch of dickssss especially french people fuck you French people seriously can we agree on that like all the problems we've had put aside can't we just hate French people

Reasons to hate the french

1. They seemingly hate everyone who isn't french

2. They only wear cologne instead of deodorant and it does not work

3. The food is supposed to be good but god is it disgusting

4. They claim to have style that Americans don't when they only dress like they're about to flash a preschooler

5. If you don't speak french they hate you if you're in France

6. They can't speak English without a strong French accent and they still make fun of us

7. It's only a fine if you rape an animal there what the hell is up with that

8. They claim to have more culture than Americans while having no culture the Eiffel tower is not culture it's a building that means nothing

9. They claim their language is a romance language when everything they say sounds like shit

10. They eat frog legs I guess it isn't bad to do but ew dude just buy chicken that's what I've heard it tastes like

I could go on but I feel I've said enough

the-person-that-did-that

why all the hate 😭

i thought u didn't like it when people hated on other countries???

Not hating other countries hating on the people of other countries but France doesn't have people they're all legal citizens of hell considering they all crawled out of there

the-person-that-did-that

no seriously what do you have against france

What don't I have against the french

the-person-that-did-that

but whyyyyy

They're French

the-person-that-did-that

whats wrong with being french

The listed reasons above

Why is it so acceptable to be xenophobic to Americans I just saw a post saying "Americans don't have empathy" that's some Nazi Germany shit alright because according to every European I met they honestly think our food is shit (you live in Europe you can't say shit whole continent either has shitty food or stole from another culture I'm looking at you Italians that didn't have tomatoes until very recently and your amazing old dishes with tomato sauce) and that were fat, ugly, and we all love guns I'd be fine with you making fun of our old ass leaders but otherwise you can't say shit "but your dyes are illegal here" so are yours dumbass guess why Americans haven't had mushy peas because the green dye you use with them is illegal in the US at least our illegal dyes are cool colors y'all just make your food more grey and you guys have France in your continent you can't make fun of anyone when France is a short drive away and btw 30 minutes is a short drive 2 hours is a regular drive if your 2 hours from France shut the hell up actually if your country is smaller than Michigan shut your bitch ass up you can make fun of Floridians with most the stuff you say about America but that's only Florida and don't make fun of our gun problem were fucking dealing with it were trying most of us at least but at least with have hospitality in the states y'all are a bunch of dickssss especially french people fuck you French people seriously can we agree on that like all the problems we've had put aside can't we just hate French people

Reasons to hate the french

1. They seemingly hate everyone who isn't french

2. They only wear cologne instead of deodorant and it does not work

3. The food is supposed to be good but god is it disgusting

4. They claim to have style that Americans don't when they only dress like they're about to flash a preschooler

5. If you don't speak french they hate you if you're in France

6. They can't speak English without a strong French accent and they still make fun of us

7. It's only a fine if you rape an animal there what the hell is up with that

8. They claim to have more culture than Americans while having no culture the Eiffel tower is not culture it's a building that means nothing

9. They claim their language is a romance language when everything they say sounds like shit

10. They eat frog legs I guess it isn't bad to do but ew dude just buy chicken that's what I've heard it tastes like

I could go on but I feel I've said enough

the-person-that-did-that

why all the hate 😭

i thought u didn't like it when people hated on other countries???

Not hating other countries hating on the people of other countries but France doesn't have people they're all legal citizens of hell considering they all crawled out of there

the-person-that-did-that

no seriously what do you have against france

What don't I have against the french

the-person-that-did-that

but whyyyyy

They're French

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