waylon

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happy birthday btw

Fuck off

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how've you been lately

fuck off

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what's your favorite Thing

i dunno maybe consult my url

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I like you

why

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25 posts!

oh no. infinity posts. this is my hell

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Why do you hate Vince so much? I get that he’s currently in love with a British “person,” which is certainly a valid reason to dislike someone. Regardless, it still feels like your mutual antagonism of each other is an illogical hatred.

felix

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thoughts on gay putin?

depends who we're shipping him with

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Since you can go from 4'11 ft. to 6'7 ft., is there a certain height that you always like being at? Like a default height

69 inches

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what's your opinion on crocs, especially ones with socks

good

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Okay, I know this is a very specific thing to ask, but do you think that you would be able to convince a fifth dimensional god to accept a mining contract that would allow for someone to set up mines in the pocket dimension they rule over? Please, it’s crucial I know this for my Family Guy-Phangoria cross over fan faction. That’s a plot point and I want to make sure it’s in character for you.

"...Uhm, well... You know what? I'm just going to go with: 'Sure, man. Yeah'."

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Good. The last thing I’d want in my crossover fan fiction where you marry Brian Griffin is for it to not be in character.

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WAIT, I DON'T GET TO MARRY BRIAN GRIFFIN?

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Ily. :)

i know

*fucking dies in carbonite*

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It's been a bad day for my innards

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I, for no reason in particular, feel inclined to ask if you are a fan of the popular adult animated television series "Family Guy." If someone were to, I don't know, write a fan fiction about you and Felix meeting the cast of Family Guy, would that be in character for you?

more of a simpsons guy tbh

but i don't mind so long as i get to beat the shit out of quagmire

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If Waylon keeps disrespecting you y’all should brawl it out

"I'm a bit afraid of touching him! I feel like he'll leave a stinky residue on me like that Monsters Inc. character!"

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unblocked just to call you a coward

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ya like jazz?

no

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opossums vs raccoons which one wins

in a fight? raccoon

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Do you have any allergies?

"Nope! But I always have almond butter around whenever Vince comes over. He's very allergic to peanuts!"

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i like to keep a snickers bar around somewhere

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:(

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you're not you when you're hungry. i'm looking out for him