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sorry not sorry wyrmrest accord but i was on moonguard and its popping so dw im their problem now bye

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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art blog(derogatory)
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@breakfast-inquiry
TRANSFERRING TO MOONGUARD
sorry not sorry wyrmrest accord but i was on moonguard and its popping so dw im their problem now bye
Man ATTACKS Woman, Loses, Dies?
To preface: this was my first day back in Stormwind City. After two years, I am happy to see that some things never change.
I HAVE WITNESSED A MURDER!
...I think.
Let me set the scene and you decide:
So, there I am, sitting on my favorite bench in the Cathedral District. It’s my favorite bench because even though it’s the CATHEDRAL DISTRICT, the juiciest scenes unfold here. Today was NO different! I’m minding my own business and things begin to happen before my eyes, brazenly in the street! A man and woman have their weapons drawn, swinging like madmen. Apparently, as the story goes or as I was told by one of the crowd members, the woman stole gold from the man so they were dueling to determine who actually got to keep it.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET?!?!
Clearly this man has no balls, I said, for even allowing the woman a chance to keep the money. I never caught the woman’s name, but I applaud her for getting one over a man like this.
Anyway, one thing led to another, the woman was clearly winning. Like, CLEARLY winning. The man refused to take the loss, though. I looked away for maybe one two seconds and as I look back all I see is the man is FLYING into a light pole. He drops to the ground.
Dead.
Or rather, that is what the crowd said. Since I never saw the woman land any blows before he flew, I can not determine if this was an actual murder. I’m not even sure he is dead! I told them he was being dramatic, he could have thrown himself, and I told them to pour water on him.
But, they ran!
Draw your own conclusions, people! I know I have.
My office is open for tips once more, send me your most salacious gossip.
- Miss B.
LFC - UPDATED 1/21
What I’m Looking For: Journalism type rp, organic rp. Miss B is an investigative journalist who enjoys being in people’s business at any means. Gossip is her trade.
Fandom: World of Warcraft.
Sole Faction or Cross-Faction: Sole.
Faction I Play: Alliance.
Server: Wyrmrest Accord.
Venues I Actively Roleplay In: Prefer in game because I get distracted very easily, discord/tumblr is viable but will be slower.
Favorite Type of RP: Organic.
Triggers: People who bring things ooc, people who don’t acknowledge ic consequences.
Things I Will Not RP: Sexual assault/limb removal on my character.
RP Strong Points: Reaching out icly, getting things started.
RP Weak Points: Sloooooow.
IC Information
Name: Miss Pinkly Breakfast, Miss B
Race: Human.
Can Currently Be Found In: Mostly Stormwind and popular events.
Would They Be Known: Yes. She is the owner of The Breakfast Inquiry, known to be in everyone’s business.
Personality: Nosy, Liar, Assumptive, Loud, DRAMATIC, Glamorous
Language(s): Common, Darnassian, Thalassian, Gnomish
Height: 5′10″
Body Type: Curvy, she likes cake.
Eye Color: Seafoam green.
Hair Color: Fiery Red.
Age 27.
First Appearances: Her appearance alone makes a statement. Her hair is her best accessory. She is always glammed up, full face of makeup and shiny clothing. She is very obviously an ‘in your face’ type person.
What To Expect: Someone who is interested in digging up your character’s skeletons and likely stopping at nothing until she finds something. Everyone is worth her efforts. DRAMA over even the smallest details.
Where I RP: In Game, tumblr, discord.
Extra: If you are shy, I can be the one who reaches out. If you show even the SLIGHTEST interest, I can do all the leg work to get the rp started. I do not enjoy doing that for people who expect rp to fall in their lap without effort, though. Miss B is in a position where it is easy for me to have a reason for our characters meet.
UPDATE 1/21:
As of yet I have NOT restarted the tabloid and unless I receive help on that IC, I doubt I will. I’ve pretty much been gone for two years so it’s like I’m new to WrA again, so any help integrating is much appreciated!
Thanks in advance!
@wraconnect @wracentral
message me to start plotting since I don’t really know who is around and active anymore :)
5 Concrete steps To Seduce The Woman Of Your Dreams.
Some guy once said, “Seduction is all about paying attention to someone’s else’s needs and moving forward accordingly. If you want to seduce a woman, spend time getting to know her, set an appropriate atmosphere, and move slowly while getting physical.” Well I’m here to tell you that he was a virgin and this was a pile of crap. I know you’re already wondering, “But Sev, you sleep with so many women (and respect them all equally), how do you do it??” Well, I’m here to help you. There are five concrete steps that a guy (or gal) has to follow in order to get the woman they’ve got their eyes on, and none of them are easy. That’s what I’m here for, and that’s why you’re reading this article: 5 Concrete Steps To Seduce The Woman Of Your Dreams.
Step 1: Get that bitch some food.
Let’s face it. Bitches love food.
Better yet, they love it when you already know they want food. No one wants to impose on their first date and ask for a good meal, but you should go in expecting that both of you are thinking about the same thing: That plate of Bacon Lasagna with a Garden Salad appetizer, a balsamic reduction and a glass of white wine. Your date not the fancy type? Hop over to the Dwarven District and grab yourselves some Ale, Whiskey, and Bar Nuts. Play it by ear on that one, but the point is still this: A full woman is a happy woman. Feed her, and you’ve already made a great first impression.
Step 2: Bust her chops.
Now, you may be asking me, “Sev, isn’t making fun of her the WRONG way to attract her to me?” Wrong. Don’t be a beta, and don’t treat her like one. Women appreciate a good sense of humor. Men do too– but if you’re trying to win her over, make her laugh. Show her you’re not afraid of poking a little fun at her and allowing her to do the same to you. Only weak willed people think a woman is some kind of fragile creature who will get offended easily. Go out on a limb. Show you’re not afraid tease her. PS for the thickheaded: This does not mean roast her verbally. Don’t start making fun of her dead parents or something. Learn when to stop. Practice moderation.
Step 3: Dress the fuck up.
Here’s something a lot of people, and especially men don’t realize: A good outfit or a suit on a man is like lingerie on a woman. It’s attractive. It’s seductive. If you walk up to her looking like you sleep in the sewers and smell like yesterday’s Mac & Cheese leftovers, it’s not going to go well for you. You would be surprised how much these simple details go unnoticed. People go nose-deaf to their own smell and blind to what true dressing up means. Worse yet, some will expect the person they’re trying to seduce to “Like them for who they are, not what they look like.” Bullshit. Seduction is as much physical attraction as it is getting to know the person. If you don’t try, why the fuck should she?
Step 4: Don’t be a pussy.
Now you’re probably asking me “What do you mean, Sev?” And I’m with you. That’s a broad statement– but let me explain: A lot of people will do just enough to catch their target’s attention, but no more. They end up making meaningless small talk and bore the girl they’re talking with, resulting in a very bland encounter. Now don’t get me wrong, if you’ve made it this far to begin with you’re on the right track, but you’re still missing something: Confidence. Boldness. Reach over and grab her hand. Play with her fingers. Find a reason to close the distance between you and let your breath lightly linger along her jawline with every word [ A tip for this one: Make sure your breath doesn’t smell. ] Point being, you need to take initiative. If a woman is interested in you, more likely than not, consensual touches and bold movements will be looked upon favorably. Take some charge and find her erogenous zones, then carefully work your way along them with lips and whispers– then before you know it, you’re leaving the bar to go have ‘coffee’ in her place.
Step 5: Let go of the ‘Friendzone’ mindset.
This is the most common myth guys and girls retreat to when things don’t go their way. Let me tell you: There’s no such thing as the Friendzone. Short of her calling you the son or daughter she never had, you still have a chance. How? Simple: Just because she doesn’t see you in a romantic light now, doesn’t mean she never will. If you’re passionate about her, pursue it. Endlessly. That doesn’t mean keep hitting on her till she’s uncomfortable, it simply means continue being whatever she needs, and more importantly, start showing her sides of you she hasn’t seen before. Chivalry goes a long way for some women– others like a spank and a cigarette. If you’re in this ‘zone’ if we pretend it’s real, you likely know more about her than anyone, and you can at least begin shifting the way she looks at you. This won’t always work– some women just want to be your friend, and you should respect that, but it doesn’t mean you can’t change how she sees you and hope for the best.
This concludes my 5 Concrete steps To Seduce The Woman Of Your Dreams. Got any more questions? Write to the Breakfast Inquiry and ask for me, I will try and get back to you with an efficient and strong answer that’ll follow up on anything you’re curious about.
Glad I could help, - Saevelius Sunbane.
[[ @quityourshit ]]
LFC - UPDATED 1/21
What I’m Looking For: Journalism type rp, organic rp. Miss B is an investigative journalist who enjoys being in people’s business at any means. Gossip is her trade.
Fandom: World of Warcraft.
Sole Faction or Cross-Faction: Sole.
Faction I Play: Alliance.
Server: Wyrmrest Accord.
Venues I Actively Roleplay In: Prefer in game because I get distracted very easily, discord/tumblr is viable but will be slower.
Favorite Type of RP: Organic.
Triggers: People who bring things ooc, people who don’t acknowledge ic consequences.
Things I Will Not RP: Sexual assault/limb removal on my character.
RP Strong Points: Reaching out icly, getting things started.
RP Weak Points: Sloooooow.
IC Information
Name: Miss Pinkly Breakfast, Miss B
Race: Human.
Can Currently Be Found In: Mostly Stormwind and popular events.
Would They Be Known: Yes. She is the owner of The Breakfast Inquiry, known to be in everyone’s business.
Personality: Nosy, Liar, Assumptive, Loud, DRAMATIC, Glamorous
Language(s): Common, Darnassian, Thalassian, Gnomish
Height: 5′10″
Body Type: Curvy, she likes cake.
Eye Color: Seafoam green.
Hair Color: Fiery Red.
Age 27.
First Appearances: Her appearance alone makes a statement. Her hair is her best accessory. She is always glammed up, full face of makeup and shiny clothing. She is very obviously an ‘in your face’ type person.
What To Expect: Someone who is interested in digging up your character’s skeletons and likely stopping at nothing until she finds something. Everyone is worth her efforts. DRAMA over even the smallest details.
Where I RP: In Game, tumblr, discord.
Extra: If you are shy, I can be the one who reaches out. If you show even the SLIGHTEST interest, I can do all the leg work to get the rp started. I do not enjoy doing that for people who expect rp to fall in their lap without effort, though. Miss B is in a position where it is easy for me to have a reason for our characters meet.
UPDATE 1/21:
As of yet I have NOT restarted the tabloid and unless I receive help on that IC, I doubt I will. I’ve pretty much been gone for two years so it’s like I’m new to WrA again, so any help integrating is much appreciated!
Thanks in advance!
@wraconnect @wracentral
LFRP
Hello friends,
I am (tentatively) returning as Miss B. Yes, the same extravagant journalist specializing in gossip and drama. I’m unsure on restarting the tabloid, it’s too draining to do it on my own, I would need help. But that’s a post for another time.
My questions are,
DO PEOPLE STILL RP ON WYRMREST ACCORD?
WHERE IS THE OPEN RP CENTERED?
WHO IS STILL AROUND?
ARE THERE ANY OPEN EVENTS?
ALSO, send me character sheets/intros so we can start RPing, please and thank you!
LFRP
Hello friends,
I am (tentatively) returning as Miss B. Yes, the same extravagant journalist specializing in gossip and drama. I’m unsure on restarting the tabloid, it’s too draining to do it on my own, I would need help. But that’s a post for another time.
My questions are,
DO PEOPLE STILL RP ON WYRMREST ACCORD?
WHERE IS THE OPEN RP CENTERED?
WHO IS STILL AROUND?
ARE THERE ANY OPEN EVENTS?
ALSO, send me character sheets/intros so we can start RPing, please and thank you!
Club Night Owl: Steampunk Night
Club Night Owl is a dance club that hosts monthly events at The Howling Owl, just upstairs from the rustic coffee shop!
Hosted by Saeil Moonblade. There will be bartenders serving drinks and music will be provided by DJ Moonblade!
Come have fun with us at our Steampunk themed night! We’ll have themed drinks, lots of music and dancing! Feel free to come dressed to the theme, if you’d like!
When: Friday, November 8th, 6PM WrA server time
Location: Club Night Owl (Mistfall Village, Vale of Eternal Blossoms)
We will be in the upstairs of the tavern, the biggest building!
All races and factions are welcome! Bring your Elixir of Tongues!
If you’re interested in attending this or any of our other events, join our Discord server here!
Join us for music here!
If you’d like an in game calendar invite, please reblog or comment with your in game name or feel free to just show up!
NOTE: Please remember that you’ll have to leave any weapons at the door! No fighting on the premises please or you’ll be removed by security! No demons and no underage characters! Thank you for understanding!
Feel free to tag us in your outfit moodboards for us to reblog!
@the-royal-courier @wowrpevents @wraconnect @wracentral @warcraftisastage @wrahordeevents @wraallianceevents
TOMORROW!
Moonguard!?
hello moonguard, I am coming for you (sorry). Since alliance seems to be lacking on Wra I’m going to be making a “double” for B on moonguard. To distinguish between Wra and MG articles the other B is going to have a different first name and be a GNOME (like B was originally) instead of a human.
So any help doing this would be GREATLY APPRECIATED!! Pls tag moonguard people for me to follow and get in touch with as far as establishing the inquiry on a new server. THANKS IN ADVANCE!!
The Mysterious Case of the Steamy Romance Novel
Something extremely odd happened today.
And by extremely, I mean quite possibly the strangest thing that has happened and could ever happen. Someone sent a copy of a…book, I guess it can be called, to the Breakfast Inquiry’s office.
Steamy Romance Novel: Ravaged by a Raptor
I don’t even want to know why, how, or who sent this. Let alone why someone was being ravaged by a raptor.
That has to be breaking some kind of laws, right?
- Miss B.
The Mysterious Case of the Steamy Romance Novel
Something extremely odd happened today.
And by extremely, I mean quite possibly the strangest thing that has happened and could ever happen. Someone sent a copy of a...book, I guess it can be called, to the Breakfast Inquiry’s office.
Steamy Romance Novel: Ravaged by a Raptor
I don’t even want to know why, how, or who sent this. Let alone why someone was being ravaged by a raptor.
That has to be breaking some kind of laws, right?
- Miss B.
Club Night Owl: Steampunk Night
Club Night Owl is a dance club that hosts monthly events at The Howling Owl, just upstairs from the rustic coffee shop!
Hosted by Saeil Moonblade. There will be bartenders serving drinks and music will be provided by DJ Moonblade!
Come have fun with us at our Steampunk themed night! We’ll have themed drinks, lots of music and dancing! Feel free to come dressed to the theme, if you’d like!
When: Friday, November 8th, 6PM WrA server time
Location: Club Night Owl (Mistfall Village, Vale of Eternal Blossoms)
We will be in the upstairs of the tavern, the biggest building!
All races and factions are welcome! Bring your Elixir of Tongues!
If you’re interested in attending this or any of our other events, join our Discord server here!
Join us for music here!
If you’d like an in game calendar invite, please reblog or comment with your in game name or feel free to just show up!
NOTE: Please remember that you’ll have to leave any weapons at the door! No fighting on the premises please or you’ll be removed by security! No demons and no underage characters! Thank you for understanding!
Feel free to tag us in your outfit moodboards for us to reblog!
@the-royal-courier @wowrpevents @wraconnect @wracentral @warcraftisastage @wrahordeevents @wraallianceevents
Breakfast Discord
I had posted this a while back, but I don’t feel like digging through the archive to find it again! So here’s a new post.
If you are interested in writing for the Inquiry or plotting with us in general, OR you’re into shitposting and hella breakfast puns, join us!
Just please say who you are/your tumblr url when you join! Nice people only! Thanks!
https://discord.gg/J6jraPH
still the same discord link.
Ask Peppy!
Do not fear!
Peppy the Gnome is here!….to answer all your questions, that is.
I am a Certified Question Answerer (it’s a real thing!) so, I am more than qualified to answer any questions the public might have! But! I am most proficient in questions pertaining to love.
Questions like:
Peppy, how do I tell my crush that I like him? Peppy, what would be a perfect first date? Peppy, how do I choose between two people?
Submit your questions to the Breakfast Inquiry TODAY!
Questions will be answered on a weekly basis, every Friday.
- Peppy
OOC:
To ask Peppy a question, send an ask to this blog using the format “Dear Peppy….” Can be anon or not. If the ask contains a name, consent from the person named will be needed before the question will be published. Asks will be published in the same post, not posted individually.
Kidnapped by a Warlock With an Impregnation Fetish
Yes, you read that right.
There’s a warlock out there with a fetish of IMPREGNATING people.
Not women.
PEOPLE!!
As in MALES included.
The logistics of that I’m…not sure of…but! It is what he said.
“Foolish tabloid girl, did you think you’d go unnoticed? Without your reporting to the people, I, Master Percival Thalsian The Third, shall infect all of Westfall with my demonic children! The bellies of the homeless will explode with bilescourge larvae and the whole region shall become a breeding ground for my host of demonic power! Mwahahahah!”
And that’s a DIRECT quote (seriously, he even did the totally overdone evil laugh that every nefarious person seems to have. Is it, like, part of the job? To laugh like that?).
Although do not believe him to be so diabolical! I later saw him talking to a weirdly life-size doll of a succubus while I was snooping. He told the doll the REAL reason he wanted to impregnate everyone was because he wanted to start his own personal sweatshop for knitted sweaters. Think ugly seasonal sweaters. His true passion is fashion, apparently.
…and then he started doing something my virgin eyes should not have seen to the doll. Did the makers of that doll think it through when they made it anatomically correct?
Anyway.
I, Miss Breakfast, was FINALLY able to escape the weirdly cozy lair of this oddity. How did I escape? I knitted him a gorgeous pink sweater and while he was admiring it (thanks, by the way) I slipped out of there, completely on my own accord! My bodyguards had NOTHING to do with it, I’m taking all of the glory here.
So, as you can read, I am returning to society.
Hide your scandals, hide your plots, because I’m reporting on EVERYONE around here.
Don’t forget! Toss me all your gossip via courier, mail, or find me in person. I look forward to your gossip!
- Miss B.
[ @thalsianiii ]
Kidnapped by a Warlock With an Impregnation Fetish
Yes, you read that right.
There’s a warlock out there with a fetish of IMPREGNATING people.
Not women.
PEOPLE!!
As in MALES included.
The logistics of that I’m…not sure of…but! It is what he said.
“Foolish tabloid girl, did you think you’d go unnoticed? Without your reporting to the people, I, Master Percival Thalsian The Third, shall infect all of Westfall with my demonic children! The bellies of the homeless will explode with bilescourge larvae and the whole region shall become a breeding ground for my host of demonic power! Mwahahahah!”
And that’s a DIRECT quote (seriously, he even did the totally overdone evil laugh that every nefarious person seems to have. Is it, like, part of the job? To laugh like that?).
Although do not believe him to be so diabolical! I later saw him talking to a weirdly life-size doll of a succubus while I was snooping. He told the doll the REAL reason he wanted to impregnate everyone was because he wanted to start his own personal sweatshop for knitted sweaters. Think ugly seasonal sweaters. His true passion is fashion, apparently.
…and then he started doing something my virgin eyes should not have seen to the doll. Did the makers of that doll think it through when they made it anatomically correct?
Anyway.
I, Miss Breakfast, was FINALLY able to escape the weirdly cozy lair of this oddity. How did I escape? I knitted him a gorgeous pink sweater and while he was admiring it (thanks, by the way) I slipped out of there, completely on my own accord! My bodyguards had NOTHING to do with it, I’m taking all of the glory here.
So, as you can read, I am returning to society.
Hide your scandals, hide your plots, because I’m reporting on EVERYONE around here.
Don’t forget! Toss me all your gossip via courier, mail, or find me in person. I look forward to your gossip!
- Miss B.
[ @thalsianiii ]
Kidnapped by a Warlock With an Impregnation Fetish
Yes, you read that right.
There’s a warlock out there with a fetish of IMPREGNATING people.
Not women.
PEOPLE!!
As in MALES included.
The logistics of that I’m...not sure of...but! It is what he said.
"Foolish tabloid girl, did you think you'd go unnoticed? Without your reporting to the people, I, Master Percival Thalsian The Third, shall infect all of Westfall with my demonic children! The bellies of the homeless will explode with bilescourge larvae and the whole region shall become a breeding ground for my host of demonic power! Mwahahahah!"
And that’s a DIRECT quote (seriously, he even did the totally overdone evil laugh that every nefarious person seems to have. Is it, like, part of the job? To laugh like that?).
Although do not believe him to be so diabolical! I later saw him talking to a weirdly life-size doll of a succubus while I was snooping. He told the doll the REAL reason he wanted to impregnate everyone was because he wanted to start his own personal sweatshop for knitted sweaters. Think ugly seasonal sweaters. His true passion is fashion, apparently.
...and then he started doing something my virgin eyes should not have seen to the doll. Did the makers of that doll think it through when they made it anatomically correct?
Anyway.
I, Miss Breakfast, was FINALLY able to escape the weirdly cozy lair of this oddity. How did I escape? I knitted him a gorgeous pink sweater and while he was admiring it (thanks, by the way) I slipped out of there, completely on my own accord! My bodyguards had NOTHING to do with it, I’m taking all of the glory here.
So, as you can read, I am returning to society.
Hide your scandals, hide your plots, because I’m reporting on EVERYONE around here.
Don’t forget! Toss me all your gossip via courier, mail, or find me in person. I look forward to your gossip!
- Miss B.
[ @thalsianiii ]