Breakfast was a bad idea

A fuckin green bean of a Human

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If you loved me would you giggity me like wuagmire.familyguy

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dog goes gorp

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Woke turned him into sonic the himhodge

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*puts glass of milk on table*

*winks at camera*

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Wearing my Drive (2011) jacket backwards so people can see the scorpion as i approach so they know im autistic

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Ya mnow, the imposter game, with the sus, and the, ya know, card squipe

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Sees a rotting corpse “umm, for free?”

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I was taking the order of a british guy and i almost said “so you do the accent unironically?”

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“Is that pineapple from Dole? Cuz i dont want any added sugar” sir a pineapple is a three pound brick of sugar and acid

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I AM going to make a BOT on TUMBLR.COM that will TAG every POST I SEE with #bombthreat so that YOU VIEWER will be able to see BOMB THREATS

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Ok jarvis, make a post on tumblr dot com. Okay, now take a screenshot, make a reddit dot com account, and post this on r/tumblr. Okay jarvis, now make a new reddit account and take a screenshot of that post and put it on r/tumblrcringe. Okay jarvis, now make a new reddit account and a screenshot and post it on r/facepalm. Okay jarvis, now make Another reddit account, take a screenshot of the previous post, and slap that bad boy onto r/therewasanattempt shaming the previous poster. Okay, but now make yet another reddit account, and post the precious post on r/memesOPdidnotlike. Okay, Now make a new account and post all of this onto r/nahOPwasrightfuckthjs. Okay jarvis, now make a brand new reddit account and post this on

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Six crazy facts about horse fucking - number 4 will make you FLAYED - click here for more jnfor

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Made a new character his name js Throat Bro you dont wanna meet him

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Sorry bro but this is reddit dot com, you can’t do any “reposts” here

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A raindbow earring? What are you, some kind of… gay? Big gay men? Gay men kissing eachother gay m big gay men kissing big on the mouth men gay kissing? Huh? Are you some kind of big sweaty big men gay men kissing is that what you are

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Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

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i hope the rest of these are beautiful pictures of lovely landscapes cause what the fuck is that