hey friends :]

used to be: “who-is-the-good-boy” and my instagram is @breastmilklover3000

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meme i made to cope with the fact i demolished a stop sign last week

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mphmpgpffhmohmfphmm

(i am forced to communicate telepathically with you, as there are massive, milky tits in my mouth at the moment)

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mmmmmppggmgmpgmmmgpp

(i lost 10 followers because of this post, you guys are mean)

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mphmpgpffhmohmfphmm

(i am forced to communicate telepathically with you, as there are massive, milky tits in my mouth at the moment)

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the light in my eyes has died and all that remains in this husk of a man is the icarly theme song perpertually playing in the back of my mind

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Wait, this blog isn't run by the same guy as i-am-a-fish? I always assumed you were the same person.

nah lmao, we’ve collaborated on a few posts but we’re certainly different people, however i am flattered you see a likeness in our content

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hey gangsters no promises because i know literally nothing about technology but if i streamed something on twitch (like smash bros or mario or something?? idk yet man), would y’all be interested in watching that?

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You're like a more violent and R rated version of I am a fish. Its spectacular.

thanks!!! i took a lot of inspiration from them because we’re friends :^]

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Two cars are traveling north along a highway. The first drives at 40 mph, and the second, which leaves 3 hours later, travels at 60 mph. How long after the second car leaves will it take for the second car to catch the first? A. 1 hour 12 minutes B. 2 hours C. 5 hours D. 6 hours E. 6 hours 40 minutes

my balls are so fucking massive. whenever i walk across my house i hear a THUMP THUMP THUMP (it is my massive knobs slamming against the hardwood floor). everyday i live in shame. “are those your massive fucking honkers” “no i just have, two large phones in each of my pockets”. it is both a blessing and a curse.

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r u gay? not cause I wanna date u or anything. wh-why would I do that?! bAKA! but, uhh I wouldn't mind if you were... you know... gay... YOUSTUPIDDUMMY!!! *blush*

i am a Dog. i do not have time for thise.

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Hi, I’m here to tell you about how you can become immortal in three easy steps! The first step is t

cleary youre a goddamn idiot bc you died before you could finish

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jekyll and hyde more like

jerk off and die

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i wanna be deadpacito

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Is it possible to be a good girl?

Of course!!!!!

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baseball is fucking gay. they literally measure the innings in tops and bottoms :/