To all my guys, gals, and pals — it is I, Benjamin Pucey, here with your latest announcements about what’s shakin’ bakin’ during our holidays. I may not be that vintage muggle girl group, but I will SPICE UP YOUR LIVES, too.Â
First order of business, New Year’s Eve is coming up and we all know most of you would like to have a New Year’s Eve kiss to celebrate the occasion but doesn’t have anyone to smooch. Guess what? I know the perfect solution for that. I am now selling pastries shaped like my lips that comes in different flavors — chocolate, peppermint, vanilla, and toothpaste if you’re super into realism. For only five galleons, you can now satisfy your fantasies of munching on my lips, taxes not included.Â
Second order of business,  I will starting my own organization called Pucey-cat Dahls composed of yours truly and Isla Dahl, though she doesn’t know yet. But I’m sure I can persuade her anyway. We’ll be here for you guys if anyone needs any love advice, relationship counselling, or if anyone wants a horoscope from Isla. We’ll charge eight sickles per minute — once you start breathing in our presence, we start charging.Â
Third, Potions Club is looking for new members. If you want a discount in the services I’m offering, I suggest joining. The more members we get, the more supplies the club receives. Be there or be square.  And this is very important to me so if you are someone who I have helped, you better be there if you want to be continued being helped by the things I do for this community.Â
And lastly, my owl froze to death so my presents for everyone who deserves presents from me are currently still in my room but I will buy a new owl as soon as possible. That’s all for now.
If you have any inquiries, let me know.
It’s awesome that you’re able to start up your own business like this. Not innovative myself but I like seeing plans like this into action. Great price too from what I’m reading. Creative too.
Good luck on your club. Sorry to hear about your Owl. Did it not make it to the Owlrly if you don’t mind me asking?