Lvl 420 Wizard

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[sevgilianthonisak]

can you believe isak is stalking the balloon squad right now, with his incredible stalking skills™ on his stupid internet explorer browser and watching every clip, looking like this

[woahzone]

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

[k-not-okay]

I nearly spat out my tea

[mickeygifs]

[kevjeanday]

About Isak and Sanas talk which have upset some people: Isak isn’t perfect. If he knew the answers to everything that would be unrealistic. He can’t say ALL the right things at all the right times. Isak being gay and Sana being religious can’t be compared in any way. Sana wearing a hijab is a choice, Isak can’t choose his sexuality. And in Norway, there IS way more discrimination against Muslims than there ishomophobia. People DO judge Sana off of her headwear. But Isak wasn’t completely wrong either, because Sana can be unnecessary crude when asked about her religion. Not excusing Vildes behaviour at all, but when she asked Sana legitimate questions about russetiden and being Muslim, Sana could have made Vilde understand, it’s not stupid to question if taking part in a tradition that is built on sex, drinking and drugs is something a religious person “"can”“ participate in, and Sana obviously found that Isak had a point in what he said. On the other hand I completely get that to survive as a hijabi in a white non Muslim country YOU HAVE TO HAVE thick skin. My point is that Isak isn’t racist, or ”“cancelled”“ just because he isn’t Sanas Guru in this. Just because he had a different perception and point of view and a different ‘solution’ people are turning their backs at him? DID YOU LEARN NOTHING ABOUT JUDGING PEOPLE? That’s everything this season has been about for Gods sake.

[welshscotsmanandlife]

What I really enjoy is how Pacat inverted the tropes with the Veretian and Akielon clothing. I personally find clothing as symbolism so interesting, but if you looked at how the Veretians dress, completely covered, you’d expect them to be very modest and prudish about sex, but they’re the ones with the pets and the outdoor sex entertainments and who describe sex crudely, and have public consummation ceremonies, whereas the Akielons are a lot more uncovered, but are much more modest towards sex, using euphemisms and seeing it as a private act.

[holdthis-jar-deactivated2020122]

I’m not still over the fact that Laurent used a chair to kill a man tbh

[axiomofequality]

casual reminder that Damen gave Laurent his heart and that Laurent continues to treat it tenderly every single day.. for the rest of forever…

[laurent-roi]

Laurent’s “I miss you. I miss our conversations.” really gets me thinking about how closed off and lonely laurent was after his brother died, how he felt that he could not confide in anyone and was perceived as cold and frigid in the court, a cast iron bitch. How he was even unwilling to get too close to Nicaise, to love him as a brother. How he probably couldn’t call anyone his friend in years. And then Damen came into his life, and he laughed with him and he shared his thoughts and he Missed that bc once he finally had found someone to be himself with and talk to he didn’t want to be deprived of it again. 

[laurent-roi]

“But afterwards Damianos had him in his chambers for six hours.”

Lamen leaning forward so his lips touch the mic: …. SEVEN

[welshscotsmanandlife]

When you remember that Laurent was only twenty years old and he was surrounded by all this decadence and really unhealthy stuff, and his uncle loathed him and he had no family and he was trapped and alone, and in the first book he’s having to act significantly older/ colder than he naturally is. 

And then you get into the later books and he and Damen are hiding from the people who are looking for them and he’s finding the whole thing hilarious and you just look at him and think ‘yep, he’s twenty.’

[i-am-charls]

My crops are watered, my skin is clear, my children are fed. All is good in the world because I got to read this with my own two eyes.

LONG👏LIVE👏THE👏KING👏OF👏VERE👏

[brifawn]

the ending of kings rising be like

"Give us proof that he's not treasonous"

"I LOVE HIM AND HE IS SWEET AND BEAUTIFUL AND KIND AND SMART"

The court: "😒"

Laurent: "😳"

Damem: "😘"

[brifawn]

Laurent: I hate drama

Also Laurent: (causes drama)(hides behind a table)(throws olives)

[can-you-damianot]

Laurent : I have been training for years to be a master swordsman.

Also Laurent : *pelts assailants with olives*

[welshscotsmanandlife]

Many years after Kings Rising:

Laurent: *teasing Damen about how he believed he’d got away with his impersonation as ‘soldier Damen.*

Damen: Well if you hadn’t have known to start with, at which point would you?

Laurent: *clears throat* I’m glad you asked. *Unravels a floor length scroll.*

a: your aristocratic Akielon accent.

b: how you carry yourself

c: you speak fluent, accentless Veretian.

d: your scar

e: you are incapable of deferring to authority.

Damen: I -

Laurent: *looks at him*. “I speak your language better than you speak mine, sweetheart.”’

Damen: *concedes*.

Laurent:

f: your knowledge of Akielon military tactics.

g: you popped a vein every time I mentioned Jokaste and Kastor - did you never wonder why I referred to them so much?

h: did you not think that if I knew Kastor was with Jokaste, I’d know that Prince Damianos was with Jokaste beforehand considering he was the heir to the throne? It’s a bit implausible that Jokaste was with Damianos, Kastor AND lowly soldier Damen at the same time, don’t you think?’

i: you punched me in the face for insulting the Akielon royal family. No commoner cares that much about their royal family.

By the end of it, I was more insulted that you didn’t think me intelligent enough to work it out than the fact you lied.

[youhitlikeamilkfedcatamite]

Iconic™

[laurent-roi]

Since everything laurent does is pretty much always so deliberate how long do y'all think he sat there before coming up with “hello, lover”?

Laurent: hello sweetheart? *flashback to ‘i speak your language better than you speak mine, sweetheart’* no that backfired. hello beefcake? Fuck my crush is showing. Hello sunshine? disgusting. Hello Dimple? *supressed thought* f u c k