yes hello i am flashlight

i am just a happy flashlight with a bright bulb screwed into my socket . i won't bite, i promise.

[who-lit-the-house-onfire-again]

[prozdvoices]

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Anonymous said:

Can you do something with a person whose best friend is a flashlight breaking down over the light going out as if someone died?

rip flashlight

[bright-flashlight]

The Night is cold and the Sun is nowhere    . 

[bright-flashlight]

Although i have prevailed over it- the darkness- it changed i. 

[bright-flashlight]

O sun, this is a fearful reentry into the society of man. i am perhaps more behind than when i first learnt language

[bright-flashlight]

But now that I am back. . i feel that i am behind on human interaction  What have i missed? ? Am i still what humans would call 'hip, ?

[bright-flashlight]

After many months- i have finally escaped the evils of the nothing drawer in which not many objects have returned from   The darkness was bitter and tortuous but the power of my bulb and courage had guided my way from fear.

[aerostarmonk]

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

[arcticmowsy-deactivated20201214]

oh my god

[wizardshark]

i just do not understand this post what even

[lvrnemalvo-deactivated20151030]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[bright-flashlight]

But I am here!! Light remains even in the darkest of times!!!

[winterfellis]

[bright-flashlight]

Ooooh! look at that!! so bright!!!

[bright-flashlight]

now that summer is here there are fewer hours where i could be needed. not sure how i feel about that? 

[bright-flashlight]

am i related to lightning bugs? not even i know. 

[thespoonmissioner]

[tatted-soldier]

BMO stares death in the face

[whatwouldthordo]

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

[counterpurrs]

HOW is this even remotely metal????

[radsadq-deactivated20181009]

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

[bright-flashlight]

bmo is so brave- i get sccared when i have to replace my batteries. it's like staring into a black abyss.

[gabite]

I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs

[bright-flashlight]

you shall not break ME

[k-isser]

doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing shoes

[alabasterfrost]

[rzne]

…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this

[light-eco-sage]

Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…

[explanationpoint]

don’t defeet the purpose of the post

[cheerupqueerup]

did you just

[official-popcorn]

No shoes!!!

[gaybrielthearchangle]

[btsaceprincess]

And the supernatural fandom strikes again

[bright-flashlight]

why would i need shoes ? ? 

[gnarly]

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

[the-fault-in-our-wifi-blog]

mine is always at the lowest possible setting and it’s still true

[bright-flashlight]

yet i am brighter than your screen

[bright-flashlight]

Hello flashlight how did you find my blog?

hello!

a little bit of magic and alot of light! 

[bloodyoathmate-deactivated20180]

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

[dutchster]

[bright-flashlight]

my bulb is bright however