tuttifrutti, melt with me!

twenty-two years old. living on long island. living in the bronx. i like food. i like mass effect and dragon age. i like music. i want to travel the world. welcome to my blog.

[catchymemes]

[swallowurteeth-deactivated20241]

turn the jets on for him !!!

[cloudfreed]

yeah let him have some bubbles

[annakie]

Just driving on Elaadan things.

[peakymando]

Pedro Pascal for Interview Magazine

(omG)

[zevranscheekbones]

Me @ Me: Okay, so this is your first time playing Mass Effect and you know there’s a lot of good characters to fall for. So just pace yourself. Don’t just automatically and impulsively pick your favorite.Give yourself time to get to know everyone and-

Kaidan: Hi I’m-

Me:

[presidentalpaca]

I'm glad priorities are in order

[meisekimiu]

vinyl is probably the best medium because the material is relatively soft so it’s easier to eat. cassettes are a pain in the ass because you can’t eat the shell, you have to wind out all the music yourself to eat it. i hate cassettes.

[the-pizzamancer]

fish in animal crossing when the bobber is literally 2 inches from their face

[lamignonette]

[setbabiesonfire]

This is what I’m here for

[221cbakerstreet]

No matter the species……. mama is Comfy

[bunniope]

pic i made

[lizbethborden]

You know who I “stan”? My mom

[ancientmyths]

[unown]

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

[theinternetcitizen-deactivated2]

There was a financial crisis

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

[pipistrellus]

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

[pinejaysong]

here’s a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

[eastcoastdruid]

my severe aversion to math is seen as a weakness today but it definitely would have kept me safe from being burned at the stake in the 1600s so you tell me what's more valuable: survival or pEmDaS

[in-you-im-lost]

[robco-official-deactivated20250]

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.