Your male fave is not "Bubblegum Bitch." He is not "Pink Pony Club." He is not "Brat." You know who WAS all those things? Anne Boleyn
[buzzer noise] Wrong. Henry VIII was patriarchy
He was also, arguably, "No Air" by Jordin Sparks feat. Chris Brown.
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Your male fave is not "Bubblegum Bitch." He is not "Pink Pony Club." He is not "Brat." You know who WAS all those things? Anne Boleyn
[buzzer noise] Wrong. Henry VIII was patriarchy
He was also, arguably, "No Air" by Jordin Sparks feat. Chris Brown.
I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you
and when you have the horse-chair comparison , it defines the horse based on what a person can do to it and doesn't acknowledge the horse's existence outside of the view of person who wants to sit down on something and doesn't care who or what has to bear his weight . it reminds me of the attempts to define womanhood with femininity both on gay/trans tumblr and the 'normal' straight people on the outside . yeah this thing every misogynist society has conceptualized and forced women to do under threats of sexual and physical violence is totally the end-all be-all of the experience of womanhood and the one thing linking women as a group together . and a horse is a chair
That's a great point. You remind me of a point I see on the thinkier/more political side that "a woman is anyone who performs certain kinds of feminized labor." That definition is similarly about what is "done to" one (the requirement to perform labor--for whom? And by whom are these forms of labor feminized? What are the context in which these forms are considered feminine and by contrast to what?). It seems to argue, in the same way that "womanhood is femininity" argues that the visual symbols of female oppression are what makes one a woman, that the types of work women are forced to do by the systems that oppress us (sex work, caregiving, etc) (pardon me for the term "sex work," I'm trying to use the language these people do) therefore define what is/isn't a woman.
The last example on this post is a great illustration not just of a tree, but of the utter uselessness of the linguistic philosophical word games that Tumblr users like to play. You may recall the suggestion that defining "woman" or "female" is like trying to define "chair" and how that's impossible and useless because you can make the argument that a horse is a type of chair or whatever. Anybody who exists as a woman in the actual real universe knows that that's absurd, but it's often difficult to clearly demonstrate just how and why that is in terms such a pseudointellectual will accept. In this case, the OP was asking for a material description that would allow them to make a clear illustration of a dragon, and when they were provided this sort of philosophical response, they in turn responded humorously, sending up the reply by demonstrating how functionally useless it was for their stated purpose (describing a dragon to someone who has never seen a dragon). It would be nice if tumblr users could figure out that this applies similarly to describing types of human that share a broad spectrum of experiences and oppressions in common But Alas.
Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
people went to war over this show
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A few years ago I went thru a "only reading books by women" era and it was great and I highly recommend it! However now I am going through a "Only reading books by ppl who have day jobs" moment bc if I pick up one more "novel" that is clearly someone's MFA homework I'm gonna lose my whole it.
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tomorrow is the fourth anniversary of the dobbs decision, which overturned roe v. wade. since then:
13 states have total abortion bans
41 states have some sort of abortion bans in effect
51 Planned Parenthoods were forced to close in 2025 ALONE
women have died because doctors are scared to treat deadly miscarriages for fear of prosecution (and so many more are unreported)
this has led to miscarriage care being heavily mismanaged / compromised (2.8% increase in patients being sent home to wait and see; 2.2% decrease in medication management; and a 13.8% jump in misoprostol-only treatment, which is safe but not the standard of care in US and may take longer, resulting in more discomfort)
republicans are trying to make it illegal to ship medications like mifepristone, which are used to safely induce medical abortions (scotus reversed a decision to make it illegal, but lower courts are still fighting)
ob-gyns are leaving, in mass exodus, states with abortion bans which leaves a massive gap in reproductive healthcare
and i know i'm missing more.
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
I mean, they'll never forget their anniversary.
i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck
Why did my workplace training say this