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Your male fave is not "Bubblegum Bitch." He is not "Pink Pony Club." He is not "Brat." You know who WAS all those things? Anne Boleyn

lizbethborden

[buzzer noise] Wrong. Henry VIII was patriarchy

lizbethborden

He was also, arguably, "No Air" by Jordin Sparks feat. Chris Brown.

#this is an ancient meme reference

unification

happy birthday america. just one bite of hamburger would begin to degrade my body. much respect

unification

such a beautiful, generous people

theresaplatypuscontrollingme

“Due to this shocking development, it would appear the mayorship passes to the only candidate who filled out their paperwork: local enthusiasm enthusiast Tyler Cutebiker.”

Misogynist fandomites when they see a female character with no kids who has never expressed interest in having children: but what if... she always secretly wanted children and is soooo heartbroken she never got to have them... what if everything and everyone around her is a substitute for her withered sad unfertilized ova... what if her secret dream is to be pregnant and be a perfect housewife mommy...

My beautiful future wife has been getting ready for 4 hours and I just put on a pair of cargo shorts, a sports bra, and a Spongebob & Patrick aloha shirt and I am ready. We are that lesbian joke.

hauntingdipper

Gravity Falls Rewatch ↻ : ↳ Season 2 Episode 14: The Stanchurian Candidate

#happy 4th of july

to-be-a-hiccup

► Gravity Falls: S02E14 - The Stanchurian Candidate

“The mayor kicking the bucket got me thinking: I’m an old man, and I’m not getting any younger. My dumb brother’s research is probably gonna make him famous, and what do I have to show for my life? Do I really want ‘crooked grifter’ on my tombstone? How about, ‘crooked mayor’?”

#happy 4th of july

portmanteautruck

#happy 4th of july

pesti-devota-futurae

lacuna mutata

[... ] a wonderful phrase

lacuna mutata

aint no [... ] craze

it means textual emendations

for the rest of your days

it's a source [...] free

ambiguity

lac[... ]

perkwunos

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

bigfuckingcrab

madameshogunassassin

The cast of The Descent (2005)

#myanna buring spotted

jadwigaspeaks

Also, quite often when the topic of cultural appropriation comes up we get these idiots deliberately - because they are doing it on purpose - misinterpreting it as "you're never allowed to use anything from any culture than your own ever", which is kind of like opening your workplace's communal fridge, seeing your coworker's lunch in there with a note saying that it's their lunch and politely asking other people not to eat it, then throwing a tantrum at said coworker and accusing them of expecting everyone to never eat anything they didn't grow and prepare themselves

I see this especially often when it comes to cultural appropriation from Judaism, and while part of that probably is due to me following a lot of Jewish people, I'm confident that a much larger part of it is due to a widespread sense of entitlement towards Jewish culture

Even ostensibly progressive people tend to see Judaism as something it's fine to "borrow" from without asking. An attitude that ultimately stems from 1. supercessionism (particularly Christian supercessionism, though Islam does have its own version that I'm sure contributes to similar attitudes) and 2. antisemitic conspiracy bullshit about the Real Jews having died out a long time ago and therefore being fine to pick and choose from

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