EMBRACE THE MARTIAN.

Brittany. 22. Maryland. "I will hear every story, take hold of my own dream, be as strong as seas are stormy, and proud as an eagle scream. –Brave" www.twitter.com/wizardbri

[cudbino]

sweatpants

[cudbino]

Kid Cudi - Satellite Flight (iPhone 5/5s Wallpaper)

[pixelgay-deactivated20201125]

i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath e

[8bitbear]

remember the literal dark ages when screens weren’t backlit and you needed this fucking thing to see what you were doing

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Find your sexy pet name using this handy dandy chart

Carbon copy of this picture ❀

[justrpmemesandmusings]

The first letter of your first name: 

 A: Donkey         B: Yummy         C: Baby         D: Honey         E: Snuggle             F: Boo Boo        G: Smelly          H: Cookie       I: Hottie           J: Thunder        K: Creamy         L: Bulky            M: Jiggly        N: Spanky       O: Mookie          P: Honey           Q: Pissy            R: Kitty           S: Fire             T: Big Ol’             U: Bearded        V: Pooky          W: Tiny           X: Poo-poo      Y: Hulky            Z: Pudding

The first letter of your last name:

A: Bear         B: Buns         C: Cha-cha’s         D: Snooch         E: Cakes               F: Hole          G: Crotch      H: Booty                 I: Bunny            J: Butt                K: Nipples     L: Nubblies   M: Ass                   N: Butts             O: Thighs           P: Lips          Q: Tits            R: Nuts                 S: Trousers        T: Ta-ta’s           U: Buffness   V: Nubs         W: Nukes              X: Jubblies        Y: Daddy            Z: Balls

[truffledbutter-deactivated20221]

jiggly buns. this sucks.

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

Honey booty 😋😋😋😋

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

Fire Bear -_______-

[saucexay]

poo poo crotch…

[pettypia-deactivated20170901]

Spanky butt 😄 Or pudding butt lol

[theladyinthestripeddress]

Creamy cha chas

[maybeantonioj]

donkey butt……

[fatandbougie]

baby tatas

[theglitteremoji]

T.H.= big ol’ booty 😯😕………… 😏

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Thunder Hole

[briimescudi]

yummy butts

[kushandwisdom]

[briimescudi]

or nah

[anxiousblackho]

Black men think that just because they keep a fresh fade their natural hair is different from that of black women lmao

[crimeshetyped]

I’m might have to reblog this until the day I die

[chilewebeopuntocom]

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

This is so powerful.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[devilofthestars]

College is a fucked up place

[stuckinamini-van]

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

[urano-metriaa]

Plant

[comeupremy]

[kushandwizdom]

[goodquoteco]

[vancomevangogh]

So I go to a catholic school

[audi-vide-disce]

[wildnkc]

[theblacksideoftown]

Black Tumblr

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