Fake Vld fan

((Bring me eggs))

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The problem with Keith is that he belongs in a better show than Voltron

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Sorry to tag spam but if yall agree voltron should’ve ended after season 6, say I

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“Steven Universe is racist, nazi-loving, human zoo-approving, child-sexualising-“

Me, watching the movie and rewatching old episodes that made me happier at school and loving every second of it:

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Voltron as Gemma Collins

Lotor: You should really try and forget about me, honey

Lance: yeah, and you, me

Lotor: But like, I don’t think about you at all.

Lotor: Youre obsessed with me!

Lotor: And I *twirls* love it

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Shiro: I got this really weird habit, right, where like 11 o’clock of a night, I like to have a ciggeratte on the toilet

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Hunk: This has been a real experience

*pause*

Lance: But has it????

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Lance: *gets a minor hand injury*

Lance: *screams*

Lance: Am I gonna die?

Lance: It’s through to the bone, it’s through to the bone, it’s through to the bo-

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Keith: My Hair Yeah, this is very expensive hair, is fucking frazzled!

Keith: Straightners are what fucking weirdos use on their hair

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*Hunk on Garfle Warfle Snick*

Hunk: Nah I’m not playing anymore games

Hunk: I’ve HAD ENOUGH OF PLAYING GAMES

Hunk: *getting up to play a game* fucking hell

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*Lance, Missing his family*

Lance: It’s like having a job working 24/7...for two days...

Lance: I just want my life back...instead of doing FUCKING STUPID MISSIONS

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Allura: This stresses me out so fucking much I wanna fucking eat

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*Keith, leaving voltron*

Keith: I DONT NEED THE MONEY

Keith: Do you think these fucking tasks are gonna pay my mortgage?

Keith: IVE GOT MONEY

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Lance: IM CLAUSTRAPHOBIC SHIRO

Lance: They don’t get it

Lance: IM COSSTRAPHOBIC

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Kolivan: Do you want any more tips from me?

Allura: NO

Allura: *hangs up*

Allura: HES JUST TALKING SHIT

[cheezits354-deactivated20201023]

@fellow lesbians, what’s the reason you don’t date bihets? I’m asking coz I’m seeing more and more reasons not to date bi women with the way they act and want to know your stories, what is something you’ve noticed bihet women consistently do that lesbians don’t ?

For me: bi women are more attracted to gender roles than actual women. They will say they are not feminine but to them that means just not wearing makeup, everything else they do, they are not gnc the way lesbians are gnc, and they treat lesbians like men.

Anyone else?

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My god, don’t you people have anything better to do??

[spaladin]

When are you doing your one-man stage show :(((((((( (Anyone who would go see a Seb one man show Plz Reblog)

ASKDDHSKD I promise you the moment I do a one man stage show y'all are invited with free tickets lol

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ONE MAN SHOW. ONE MAN SHOW. ONE MAN SHOW. ONE MAN SHOW.

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Heh *casts RUDE spells on you*

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*carbonates your milk and solidifies your toothpaste*

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You wanna fucking go huh?

*permanently dampens all of your socks*

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*curses you with the all-candy-you-eat-tastes-like-black-licorice curse*

[motherfucker-unlimited]

*assaults you with a cavalcade of wet dog smell magicks*

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*polymorphs you into a 5cm shorter version of yourself with chapped lips*

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*casts a spell that makes you sexually aroused by political cartoon artstyle and only that*

[mimiyanna]

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Science side of tumblr, please explain

[spaladin]

Terfs, babes, don't yall have lives?

They definitely do not

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Haha love you

Serious though, don't yall terfs have literally not a thing better to do than harass Trans people? Go on, fight those evil transgender types who just wanna live their lives 🙄

Can't win

[spaladin]

last year terfs infiltrated london pride with their shit, i hope they dont try anything this time i just wanna have a good time and celebrate being trans this one (1) day of the year without being humiliated lmao

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Ughhhh don’t they have anything better to do

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Why look for Voltron episodes to rewatch that you don’t want to when you could listen to The Saturdays

[youwillneverknow29]

Wow I’ve been inactive for a while

I may get active again, who knows :)

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[shittymoviedetails]

This is Shrek

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Hi sherk

[writing-prompt-s]

Write the most self-indulgent piece of fiction ever. Make a self-insert and go buckwild. Have fun, don’t worry about tropes or being a Mary Sue. Take all your fantasies and make them come true. I cannot emphasise enough how fun it is. You don’t even have to publish it, just do it. Go. Nuts.

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She//th: *opens their mouth about Adam*

Me:

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Some She//th on YT said Adam is ableist I’m mcfuckkn screaming

[the-agent-u-show-blog]

Transabled people deserve more credit.

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Fuck off