Blowjobs and Sandwiches

Live your life how you want. Be yourself. Be honest. Be you.

[pain--ismy--pleasure-deactivate]

Pretty Please 🥺

[dicklips69]

PERIODTTTT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

[hotwifejane69]

YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

[bringthefunbitch]

This made me belly laugh. Fucking great.

[sexdrugstattoosx]

[bringthefunbitch]

I would love to explore every part of her body...with oil...slowly.

[methed-up-samurai]

#CONVERSATIONS WITH REALITY

Turn up the volume, listen and answer with your soul and strive from now on out to learn how to open your 3rd eye… then I humbly ask you to please, help spread my words. We need to bind together in order to enact the change our hearts and minds desire. Thank you

[bringthefunbitch]

You're welcome. You have brought me some fun times. You truly are one of a kind. I appreciate your posts and blog, bigtime. You are one of the reasons I feel comfortable being me. You have impacted my life in a positive way. Thank you for being you. Be well and keep your head up.

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

what the fuck

[ringingofraevolution]

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

the lighting section of home depot

stairwells

[doomgeneration1995]

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

[midtownsparker]

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

[bringthefunbitch]

It's a small world ride at Disneyland riding solo • A movie theater when no one's there and you're way early • Showing up to work on the wrong day and everyone tells you when you get there.

[deeplifequotes]

It’s amazing how 3 minutes with the wrong person feels like an eternity, yet 3 hours with the right one, feels like only a moment.

Unknown (via deeplifequotes)

aesthetic blog

(via reburn)

Amen.

[bringthefunbitch]

A Great Result

I got my warrant squashed, plead not guilty and got released on "O.R." pending my next court appearance on September 12. Unreal. I am still sober and I'm stoked that I was given a chance to remain free. Thank you all for your prayers. (If you didn't pray, thank you anyway. Lol). Keep happiness in your life. Whatever that looks like. Hydrate the hustle, eat something once in a while and enjoy yourself. Be good and smoke a bowl for me. 😏

[bringthefunbitch]

Warrant

It is now August 16th. I have a warrant out of LA County. It stems from a failure to appear from May that I didn't know I was supposed to be at. I have four charges. Possession of stolen property, driving a vehicle without permission, transportation of meth, and transportation of meth for sale. I was arrested in April and the DA rejected my case in May before I saw a judge. I have since been 5150 and been clean since May 28th. I am going down to court tomorrow to rescind the warrant and face my charges. I'm so fucking scared. I have no lawyer because I cannot afford one. I am going into the hornets nest and ive never done this before. Pray for me.

[bringthefunbitch]

Clean

Sober. Wow. Yay. Lol. I have been clean since May 28th, 2016. I am getting better and I am feeling better. I hope everyone is doing well. I am now clean and I'm getting happier everyday. I miss the chaos and feeling good but I can't keep it all together when I'm high. I believe in everyone having their personal journey and I don't judge anyone for using because I can't anymore. Enjoy your life! You only have one of them so do what ever it is in your heart that makes you happy.

[veryfunnymemes]

[bringthefunbitch]

Haven't posted in a while. I had to post it.

[dontlettheowlsgetme]

Southern California?

Reblog with your city?! I’m in Moreno Valley!

[ifuckinglovedopeamine-deactivat]

Temecula.

[s0arin0vercali4nia-deactivated2]

Orange County!

[shardaznable-deactivated2022111]

Orange, CA

[darkgentlemencollectionme]

Orange County

[stvjack-blog]

Fullerton and Newport

[themindofaporno-deactivated2017]

Dana point!

[sexylilmia2686-deactivated20220]

310/LAX airport area…SoCaL!!

[bringthefunbitch]

Fuck. I guess rep'n the ol' 714/OC now...

[bringthefunbitch]

Smoking my lunch....or ya, Linner.

[ryo-maybe]

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

[nifinof]

[bringthefunbitch]

Fucking sick! Lol!

[an-infinite-coincidence-deactiv]

Reblog if you're a drugs blog

[bringthefunbitch]

Why? You a cop? Lol....ahahaha

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[bringthefunbitch]

Done

[bringthefunbitch]

talking to straight white boys

boy: let's play twenty questions

me: okay, what's your favorite color?

boy: triangle, have you had sex yet?

[bringthefunbitch]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[kylofawks]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND VENT TO YOU. OR TO START A FRIENDSHIP.

[fortressofamberd-deactivated201]

🙋🏻

[bringthefunbitch]

Fuckin’ A