Skeptical That You Could; Intrigued That You May

I hope to one day be devoured by a proverbial monster of my own creation, just like maximilien robespierre and that guy who invented anime.

[dreg-heap]

We used to make posts about loki on here

[3000s]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[panda-pal]

A Hard Day's Night (1964) Directed by Richard Lester

[captain-price-returns]

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[rogersandclarke]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[oneheadtoanother]

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[theatsthetic]

a little thing about owning a home.

[ahotknife]

she kills me

[deercole]

2009

Property of Enfield Tennis Academy

[attractov]

Would calling Pemulis a leprechaun be considered a hate crime

[spiribia]

do you want a warm, weighted, vibrating plushie that acts like a heat seeking missile and intermittently stabs you? What I have just described to you is Felis catus and there is a dark secret to it

[worsecats]

Come closer... learn my secret...

[danielwaldorf]

Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

[haemosexuality]

the 'to native english speakers' makes one assume he isnt one and thats right. i checked his account and he's brazilian. thing is speef also does not sound like a normal name in portuguese

[sapropel]

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

[diet-poison]

asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings