Skeptical That You Could; Intrigued That You May

I hope to one day be devoured by a proverbial monster of my own creation, just like maximilien robespierre and that guy who invented anime.

[raptorific]

[poprocksromance]

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

[xvisualtreasure08x]

[johnsbian]

happy beatles day!

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[ageofoutrage]

[yremystar]

Steve-O and Johnny’s house on MTV Cribs (2002)

[dreg-heap]

We used to make posts about loki on here

[3000s]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[panda-pal]

A Hard Day's Night (1964) Directed by Richard Lester

[captain-price-returns]

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[rogersandclarke]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[oneheadtoanother]

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[theatsthetic]

a little thing about owning a home.