Falconry, Dressage, and Hunting the Poor for Sport

This is a blog for fanfiction author briony-poisoned to post fics, reblog gifs, and generally be embarrassing. She was born before 1990, a tumblr elder. She is very into podcasts at the moment. Header art by bazemayonnaise.tumblr.com

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[writingdose]

Source

[goblinspod]

Just a reminder now we're halfway through our episode releases that our writing team is mainly female and our production team is mostly female and non-binary. Sometimes that gets lost behind our well known beards!

[unofficial-book-of-quotes-tm]

Rhod Gilbert: So, what I wanna do... is that we're both gonna go from bikini to a one-piece swimming costume. So, one of us is gonna lose our top and one of us is gonna lose our bottoms. By now you may be thinking, it's probably gonna be you that loses the bottoms, right? Alex Horne: I wasn't thinking that. Rhod Gilbert: Well, you should start thinking that.

Rhod Gilbert, Alex Horne (series 07, episode 01: The mean bean) Design and demonstrate the best quick-change outfit.

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[landoverwater]

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[masteraqua]

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

[masteraqua]

you know what i deserve this

[masteraqua]

a lot of mean things have been said about me on this post, but none of them hurt as much as this

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

This websites hatemail game is insane

[goblinspod]

We are delighted to welcome our next Guest Actor for Goblins! @jonnywaistcoat

Tim made it his mission to write the most horrid little man he could imagine, specifically for Jonny. Jonny read the script and said, 'Well I suppose if they don't have any interesting roles available, that'll have to do.'

Jonathan Sims is a voice actor, scriptwriter, author, games designer, showrunner, publisher, graphic designer, streamer, singer, stage actor, occasional techie, he's definitely done some stuff that's producer work... God, he needs a break.

Image Description: A bearded white man in an open red shirt and black beanie sits at a table super-casual and approachable-like. He's your friend. You can trust him.

[madnessofmen]

60 is not old

[madnessofmen]

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

[kristsune]

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While listening to G.O.B.L.I.N.S I recognized a very familiar voice, and since I had just been working on the Bertie Sidequest recently, I had some particular audio handy that I simply had to splice together.

[lucky-clover-gazette]

so i’m sobbing

[galaxycepheus]

Three added, I hope you will be satisfied with my service—

Don’t, I interrupted. You don’t have to say that.

Oh, Three sent. Okay. It told the humans, I apologize, it’s in the buffer, sometimes it just comes out.

Perfectly all right, Farai sent back, though I doubted she had any idea what that phrase meant or why I had stopped Three from saying it. Please don’t apologize.

Augggggg

[galaxycepheus]

Three looked at me and said, “Perihelion-drone is angry that I didn’t follow the plan.”

Yeah, I bet. “You know that’s a you problem.”

“Oh.” Three was disconcerted. Welcome to the consequences of your actions, Three. It said hopefully, “It can’t be a we problem?”

"No, it can’t,” I said. “Get in the shuttle.”

I love it dearly

[tenderspaces]

drew a mbtv-ish version of one of my fav mental images from Fugitive Telemetry:

Ratthi and Gurathin halted behind me in confusion. I had trained them too well to step past me in a situation like this, walking into a strange place, but Ratthi peered around my side and Gurathin stood on his tiptoes to see over my shoulder.

[ferylcheryl]

[captain-price-returns]

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai