Brisky

they/she posts made with AI (alcoholic intelligence or average intelligence, depending on mood) i attack tall men, and put them in the tall box.

[brisk-markus]

Making a new intro? hell yeahhh!!

updated 13.02.2026

Call me brisk!! (markus is not my name but a mere inside joke. maybe i'll share the youtube video one day) they/she currently.

english!! and 18!! feel free to message me. i am a fan of socialising y'know.

enjoyer (absolutely feral) of music. Half Man Half Biscuit, Blur, Welly, Carter USM, The Clash, the likes. go to as many live gigs as i can. dabbling in nintendo system modding. fucking nerd. big maths and physics fan. outdoorsy (climbing, kayaking, SUP etc.)

i watch drwho and british sitcoms/comedies. reads books, like terry prattchet and that sort of things but also love non-fiction.

collector (hoarder) of cds. bad habit of cutting up clothes. and a morris dancer.

DNI: no strict one. i don't want hate on my page, that's all. also, anybody who hates on ANY group based off an attribute out of their control/beliefs that do no harm.

AVOID INTERACTING: if you're under 15. not strict, but i'm an adult bear in mind.

[brisk-markus]

i trust that people are smart and have good reasoning and reading comprehension skills, and understand basic history.

[kokushiboupm1]

TAG GAME

search up spotify lyrics on google or Pinterest and the first that comes up describes you

I'll go first

....

@cobaltjet @queerjarreadyforwar @supertrashycolors @deathmetaldreams @angel-the-bagel @tinysanemi @syha510 @bigfishfan195 @beccahasarrived @silly-camera-official @secretvernid @estherskitsandmore +open tags/if I forgot sm1

[flxweredfennec]

okay yeah this is like an 8.89/10

@stagefrightbaxter @pondsk8er @unfitforsociety @hysttericalanduseless + anyone who sees this yeah you gotta do it too I don't care

[stagefrightbaxter]

okay this is pretty accurate also I love this song!! 9/10

uh @blueappletoothpasteforfish11 @wolfgangthehyena @hjhhnffjdiwohd @carsoniskool @ham-samwhich @dexxius open tags!!!

[carsonisgay]

yikes it got it spot on

10/10 no elaboration

@nonbinarydiseaseexpert @amateur-procrastinator @undead-crackhead open tags we r too tired to tag anymore

[undead-crackhead]

Ty for le tag!!

11/10 explanation honestly

Tags: @nico-flo @jun1purrx @joellalovestoread @jitterfidget @n00dleware612

[inkware614]

Huh.

@thedamsolangelofan @dextersnumberone-fan @the-here-guy

[the-here-guy]

Tf are these lyrics?

@bella11cat @sillyfella2019 @torrentialchaos @bugster292 @heyimapersonsblog @redfur-the-cat @redacted334 @red-the-spider @monochromeinfinite

[redacted334]

ooh i do like this one

@zephyr-the-artist @sailorchibachu @theonepiecelazyartist @m-a-r-k-u-s--t-w-a-i-n

[sailorchibachu]

I don’t know what to say..

@heyguysijusthereforawesome @bucketkizuu @onionkneez @fancyferretz24 @irisdandysworld @f1n4ll4

[onionkneez]

this is strangely relatable to my mental state at the moment

@mapleflavedpepperoni @amultifandomgirly @stardustcosmic @driftyt1ldusky + anyone else (dont feel pressured)

[amultifandomgirly]

Me when my stepmother. The only one at my dads i can deal with.

Thx 4 tag btw!

Tags: @passionateseadruid @aaliyah-and-her-ocs @davey-footheely @wtfamidoinghere12 @ayat-official

[wtfamidoinghere12]

Thx for tagging me :3

Wow pinterest, js wow. @potatodontlikeuman @ayat-official (how does one aquire moots on tumblr?) :>

[potatodontlikeuman]

Lowk tho

I like this one :p

Thanks for the tag (at least one of u got the name right)

When it comes to mutuals I just post shit and if some random person pops up a bunch i look at their page and if i like their shit i follow them back or I use comunities or I follow someone whos posts I like and if they follow me back then mutuals yay!

@the-l0ser-st4rr @prettyprincesse80 @freakyroma @tetsuthesunanin @amultifandomgirly (see I can get YOUR name right, why don't you try getting MINE right) @merthaevelynk @iamheretoservenuggets @somebananaaa @119outofthisworld119 @aikooki @sesneksheep @opal-sunshine @friendlylemon87 @confusedfroggirl @leftoversandwch

WHEN DID THERE BECOME SO MANY OF YOU (I say that like I don't know exactly when there became so many)

[merthaevelynk]

Wow this is actually rlly true that crazy weird lol

@hellohellohellohellohello3579 @wiltingtu1ips @lavendermoon48 @yourlocalavian @lunathetunaaa @lotustired @phoenixrainsfire413 @st1rgutzz @autopilotangel @tabbykai @toadfree @g00sey-g00se

[yourlocalavian]

...ow :'D

...but accurate too-

@lunathetunaaa @serendipitys-dragon @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @mars2moons @altu-caeruleummar @moon-storm @aussiebeth @p3skybirdd @chronophobiaclown @autophobiastar @theboybehindtheflowerspng @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @opal-and-pumpkin @kitab00m101 @autopilotangel @hellohellohellohellohello3579 +OPEN TAGS (sorry I missed anything bunch I'm tired ahxhshhshs)

[kaeruutv]

...ah.

open tags bc Avi tagged most of my moots already + im tired

[mechanical-hijinks]

ohh. ok. day before two important medical appointments. ok. in the middle of the third skin infection in three months. cool pinterest. Cool.

TAGGING !! @eribon-spectrum-ao3 @partycircle @aethox97 @mister-dorian-gay

[mister-dorian-gay]

ough. Thanks for the tag!! <33

and absolutely no one is surprised LOLLLLLL

@mych3micalrowan @elliotfakename @thatonearanara @brisk-markus (if you're still buzzing round on here rn, i know a levels are incoming!! <3) and anyone else!!!!

[brisk-markus]

hella inactive but still around occaisionally! (mocks just over, what a palava)

[brisk-markus]

reasons why i'm cooler than every person ever

i can do calculus

i folk dance as a gen z

i spend time offline but not in a performative way (mp3 players are NOT analogue. they just aren't internet devices)

i have pronouns in my bio

i hate bio(logy)

i can solve rubik's cubes

i drink alcohol but not in a sad way, in a cool way (because i'm the coolest ever)

i never ever brag about reasons why i'm cooler than you

i listen to niche bands and see music live

i never ever use ai because i am so cool

i eat my fruit and vegetables

i think matcha tastes gross

my brother knows karl marx

he met him eatin' mushrooms in the people's park

he said, what do you think about my manifesto?

i like your manifesto, put it to the test-o

took him straight down to the anarchist party

i met a groovy guy he was arty-farty

he said i know a little latin man, a kiss and a kite

said i don't know what that means, he said, neither do i

eat natural foods, bathe twice daily

fill your nostrils up with gravy

don't drink tea and don't drink coffee

cover your chin in yorkshire toffee

[hersurvival]

[skeletonskeletons]

@mister-dorian-gay @mych3micalrowan

[mister-dorian-gay]

YES INDEED!!!!!

@anatomicallyskelliot and @mych3micalrowan duhh!!!! @/fellow-human-ira (back in the day) @thatonearanara and I hope @brisk-markus :3333

[brisk-markus]

haha yes, when i see them, i got no time for tumblr these days (those a levels are fast approaching)

[bestbandname]

Round 1:

Which band name do you like best?

Teenage Bottlerocket

Half Man Half Biscuit

Voting ended onJan 24

Note that this is about band names not their music or members.

[brisk-markus]

half man half biscuit mentioend oh em geeeeee

[yonderghostshistories]

Great News, Mischief Fans!!

“Christmas Carol Goes Wrong” is gonna be filmed live :D!!

View this post on Instagram

(source from Instagram here:)

this could mean that CCGW AND “The Comedy About Spies” are both being recorded and potentially released :D!!

Absolutely can’t wait :D!!

[brisk-markus]

yes because i needdd to watch the stage versionn again whenever i like this is so exciting

[ririwithrice]

i like watching old educational videos and they’re either really useful and still applicable today, should be shown in schools, or completely outdated and horrendously bigoted with no in between.

[thatpollguy]

Have you ever done Morris dancing?

Yes, many times

Yes, once or twice

No, never

Voting ended onJan 22

[brisk-markus]

SO MUCH MORRIS DANCING

we learnt a leap frog dance last time. i was paired with our foreman, a 70 year old vicar, and he is incredibly spry for his age. i'm alwayys thinking about leapfrogs now

[brisk-markus]

forcing myself into a tumblr break, i have my alevels this year and i get caught on tumblr too easily, goodbye for now!!

[i-have-passed-through-fire]

starting a new thread cuz the first one was really long. thank you so much for the tag @hellequinistic <3

steal something from my room

paperback copy of Godkiller by Hannah Kaner

10mm crochet hook

assorted yarn

small bag full of assorted rosaries

tortilla blanket

headphones

Sevral Timez bumper sticker

pocket sized Hello Kitty photo album

Voting ended onJan 4

no pressure tags: @bluesey-182 @evildarkacademiaarchivist @darkacademiaarchivist @elkteeths @tempered-grace

[elkteeths]

YAYYYY TAG GAMES HEHEHE thanks so much for the tag zel! these are super fun

Steal something from my room

galaxy projector

am/fm radio that doubles as a speaker

orange quince loose leaf tea canister

fake string-of-pearls plant

sage scented candle

green leaf-patterned throw

whisper beanie baby

gold bond hand lotion

bird stickers

Voting ended onJan 4

no-pressure tagging @authormars @artanogon anyone else who wants to join!

[artanogon]

haven’t done a tag game in forever but may as well :) also i think we might have the same or a similar speaker?

anw

steal something from my room

thrifted antique victorian-style clock

ceramic minecraft sniffer container my partner made me

wooden chest full of dnd dice

large lord huron lonesome dreams poster

battery lit fantasy lantern

giant black cat pillow/plushie combo

storage container disguised as a book

carved crystal frog paperweight

Voting ended onJan 10

tagging @smolbudgielord @its-amphicyon @furiousraven1 @skeletonsofstars @boonbeenblade @mostlyonthefloor if yall want

[furiousraven1]

yeah sure why not

I have never done one of these before so bear with me

steal something from my room

massive dinosaur plushie

briefcase-shaped record player

signed band poster

moon lamp that turns different colors

heavy red throw blanket

cliche conch shell (it sounds like Something)

sword earrings

bag full of pretty rocks

Voting ended onJan 4

tags if you want to: @absolutely-existing @you-know-i-get-itt

[you-know-i-get-itt]

ohh i really like this, thank you for the tag!

steal

feather pen

little bottle of wax pieces + pretend antique stamp

pretty rock that my crush gave me

leather-bound notebook

heavily annotated copy of hamlet

unannotated copy of hamlet

little notebook (4cm in length) that i made

collection of sleep token album cover doodles

Voting ended onJan 4

no pressure @minyard-05 @tessasilverswan @themundanemudperson @strawberrysmi @belshouseofdreams @inafieldofstarflowers @cabesswtaer and anyone else who’d like to jump in :)

[tessasilverswan]

ooohhh i am so taking the st album cover drawings they're so prettyyy

steal something from my shelf

decorative glass decanters (2, empty)

beloved neon yellow highlighter pencil

origami dinosaurs (2)

assorted shiny trinket boxes (5, full)

unicorn salt-shaker with tiny wheels

notebook bound in reversible sequins

peridot(?) bracelet. green in any case

least beloved half of my cd collection

Voting ended onJan 4

i um. i'm never too sure who to tag but inviting @absolutely-existing @stabbyfoxandrew @leroiestmortvivelareine & @millportisntreal + anyone else who may want to partake in Trinket Theft :D

[stabbyfoxandrew]

gimme that bracelet i lovee pretty shinies >:3 also thanks for the tag beloved!! <33

steal something from me!

hardback edition of the green creek series

hualian standee i bought on mercari

white wolf funko pop with a stain on his head

andreil plushies (cannot be separated)(i will miss them<3)

the kevin keychain jess made me for xmas TWT

panda bear shaped pencil bag full of highlighters and pens

blue and red plastic voltron lions

link botw nendoroid

Voting ended onJan 4

steal from aerie! also i wanna steal from you too >:3 so i'm tagging: @tedious-malcontent @aftgphoenix @ordei @cosmmicdancer @z0mbie1uvr @kunfyouzed and everyone else who sees this!

[ordei]

puts the andreil in my pockets

steal from my apartment

miku flower fairy blind box figures (2)

salt lamp with a crystal beaded bracelet strung across it

moon cake tin filled with embroidery threads

hello kitty mug filled with chocolate

final fantasy 14 poster book

shining nikki blind box, opened but still in the box

tiniest sharpest knife

smallest bear jar

Voting ended onJan 5

taggies: @sciencethot @eggsnatcheskneecaps @doodle-boy @greenautumnleaves and anyone else who wants it

[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

I'll take the Shining Nikki blind box for obvious reasons thank you

Steal from my room

3D printed Funger Moonless

Megatron toy figure

Official Anni5 raffle Nikki portrait (?) thingy

Purple and white D&D dice set

Pink penguin holding a donut plushie

Cat shaped USB heated coaster

Cards Against Humanity set + extension

Black steampunk (?) goggles with spikes

Voting ended onJan 11

Tagging: @squicksquak @ozeca @lattuce @greylilyblue @lord-taters @cupcake-bee-boy and whoever else would like to join!

[ozeca]

Gimme that Megatron toy figure

Steal from my room

Rock & Rule Screener DVD

Momo Plushie

PSA 9 N's Zorua Pokemon card

FNAF Blankie

The Star Sea (may or may not fit it was sized to me)

Red Eyes (may cause problems for you)

Garfield Treasury Comic Book

One of my 50+ rubber duckies

The Witch's House manga

Voting ended onJan 5

@momo-shut-the-fuck-up @nikkiissleepy @lunanitic-moon @youngshelven + anyone else who wants to

[duskybluebells]

Rubber duckies!! I want one so badly

steal something from my room

My battered up and chewed ear corgi plush called Rex I bought in 2019

My incredible old 1979 postcard made to commemorate the Thorpe affair

Collection of Punch articles and political and social cartoons from 1912

Funko Pops of Judai Yuki and Yubel (they come in a pair, Do Not Separate)

A pink candle called Pixie Magic that I have never used

Assorted peppermint flavoured candy canes

A picture of a panther that I think my stepdad’s brother took?

The complete volumes of the From The Red Fog manga

A Rubix cube instead of Rubix it’s sudoku

My signed copy of Ted Heath’s autobiography

Voting ended onJan 5

Tagging @crows-sorrows and @mars-graveyard

[crows-sorrows]

i dont wanna just. Take your media and merch stuff or your politics stuff so i shall take the candle (<- certified collector of random things like that)

steal something from my room

giant book about ancient rome

octopus plushie that turns inside out and can be happy or angry

portable battery with love heart pattern

kagerou project specifically volumes 1 and 7

box of fidget toys

mango tea

star shaped lamp

my melody dark magician girl plush keychain

Voting ended onJan 5

umm @court-of-constellations @gece-misin-nesin I FORGOT AKAS URL IM KMS RN </3

[inlinecrescendo]

The plushy would serve useful as a de-stress toy :P (help im too sleep deprived)

Steal smthing I don't even know

One of my random art notebooks

A mini globe of unknown origins

my artpad (your hand privileges will be revoked)

the ace pin that's hidden somewhere

blanket

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Voting ended onJan 8

whilst this is happening, you are being catalogued into the next train into the shadow dimension /hj

tagging: @court-of-constellations @gece-misin-nesin @the-ribombee-constellation

double tagging hehe

[the-ribombee-constellation]

We have a fair amount of assorted stuff in our room so this is fun :3

Steal something

Replica of the mask from Princess Mononoke (very uncomfortable)

An aroace pin with a bent pinback

Extendable back scratcher (broken but still works fine, just missing two prongs)

Displate metal poster of a black hole

Flower headband

Red/black mood octopus (goes between happy and sleepy)

Unopened pack of gem stickers

Galaxy pattern pillow (very soft, covered in cat hair)

Small bottle of black alcohol ink

The Little Book of Space

Voting ended onJan 12

/nf tagging: @mechanical-hijinks @crealyslife

[mechanical-hijinks]

steal something from “my” room

massive scorpion tail made of curtain (wearable)

big trans flag

my older brother’s bed

bootleg fwuatti (pillar chase 2 ver) plush

mini christmas tree

pile of badges

my younger brother’s bed

david tennant picture who watches me sleep

Voting ended onJan 6

TAGGING @the-ribombee-constellation and @mister-dorian-gay but /nf !!

[mister-dorian-gay]

NOOOO I WAS TOO LATE 💔💔💔 I would get David tennant though 100%

Steal something from my room!! <3

little cat figurine with a head that wobbles when you push it down

Prague postcard from my cousin

two postbox ornaments ❤️

my collection of 30-odd plays & theatre books

mushroom lights:string lights,colour changing mushroom,diy mushrooms under glass

cacti + succulents

Voting ended onJan 16

NO PRESSURE TAGS: @thatonearanara @mych3micalrowan @mechanical-hijinks @brisk-markus @kai0809 @g0ldenclaw @novafluxsworld

[brisk-markus]

steal something from my room

tom baker above my desk

many many rubiks cubes (and variations)

tankard

big stick (6 foot you know)

wire collection

wool bag

small glass jar of dried chick peas

Voting ended onJan 17

i am not tagging anyone because i don't want to. anyone can partake (saves me having to remember usernames)

[brisk-markus]

I don't think i'm trans at the moment. call it genderfluidity or whatever, but i am having a moment. For the last half a year, i've felt so secure in being a man. and now i don't. and i hate it. i just want to have my gender, whatever it is. but literally none of them are right. so i've gone back to my roots. i would currently consider myself a non-binary girl-thing. but also a guy as well, in a weird, unclear way. I'm going to use they/she pronouns for a bit. i just don't know what to do!!! i'd take dysphoria over not knowing who i am anyday. i want to have clarity, but it's not there. maybe i am just genderfluid. but i don't want to be?? i want to be a man. but i'm not, and not in a "oh, i'm not a real guy" trans man way. literally, being a man feels wrong, but i want to be one. but i'm not. i can't explain it really. i wouldn't even say i was lying to myself. it was right at the time. but now i've reevaluated myself. and currently, even though life would be simpler if i was just a binary trans man, i am not that. fuck this gender stuff.

[brisk-markus]

i think being able to experiment with my gender freely - BC to stop periods, wearing clothes i want to, friends supporting me in new names/pronouns, and being lucky enough to pass as a guy fairly easily. it's made me feel more comfortable in something nearing my birth gender

[brisk-markus]

I don't think i'm trans at the moment. call it genderfluidity or whatever, but i am having a moment. For the last half a year, i've felt so secure in being a man. and now i don't. and i hate it. i just want to have my gender, whatever it is. but literally none of them are right. so i've gone back to my roots. i would currently consider myself a non-binary girl-thing. but also a guy as well, in a weird, unclear way. I'm going to use they/she pronouns for a bit. i just don't know what to do!!! i'd take dysphoria over not knowing who i am anyday. i want to have clarity, but it's not there. maybe i am just genderfluid. but i don't want to be?? i want to be a man. but i'm not, and not in a "oh, i'm not a real guy" trans man way. literally, being a man feels wrong, but i want to be one. but i'm not. i can't explain it really. i wouldn't even say i was lying to myself. it was right at the time. but now i've reevaluated myself. and currently, even though life would be simpler if i was just a binary trans man, i am not that. fuck this gender stuff.

[most-precious-garbage]

[brisk-markus]

when i was on DofE, no internet sources for literally less than 2 days. i asked as a joke when i got home, 'anything happened, boris johnson still in charge?" and you'll never guess who got a vote of no confidence in the 36 hours i was out for!! (not a MAJOR historical event. but still.)

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[brisk-markus]

They're letting me behind the wheel of a car in 3 weeks time

[brisk-markus]

christmas break is over i'm back and my shift keys still don't fucking work gonna break somethnig