BROCCOLIS IN PAJAMAS

Nah

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[reactionvideo]

That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.

[babelady]

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

[winduppup]

[teathattast]

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[rylandgraces]

U like the Mandalorian ?

yeah i think theyre easier to peel than oranges

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Once my boyfriend told me: "You're not a burden. A burden is something you're forced to carry against your will. I freely choose to be a part of your life and that means you aren't a burden to me." I'm passing it on in case some of you need to be reminded of that.

[lopmon]

[curseofthefreedman-deactivated2]

[obamallamatime]

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

[lavendersage]

aren’t you nervous about the vaccine? what made you want to get it

free bandaid

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[acidpanter]

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

[acidpanter]

[acidpanter]

Sometimes…

They are good girls!!!!1!!

[ohbuddyboyitssmueer]

UNBLOCKED

[talesofarentboy-blog]

[hitmewithcute]

He doesn’t like morning

[deliciouskaek]

mood

[catasters]

[spiderjewel]

For a second I really thought the teacher wrote Cute! :) F

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