*Insert Toad Screaming Soundbite Here*

Cat/Somehow 32/Ohio/The Bisexual Cousin/ #1 Kylo Ren and #1 Satine Kryze Hater Held Pete Wentz's Hand For About 10 Seconds Once She/Her

[pajamboree]

this is the funniest comeback ive ever received 😂

[captain-price-returns]

What did Mitch mean when he said this

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[captain-price-returns]

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Reflecting Pool.

[catboybiologist]

The shirt you see before facing off with a lvl 15 lotad

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[segamascott]

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[violentoffender]

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

[trickstarbrave]

I have been enjoying seeing people experience food this World Cup

[filmphotofranz]

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[byjove]

“I’ve discovered some new passages of the Bible that say you go to hell if you’re JD Vance and superhell if you are capitalizing off the AI boom.” and the pope is right

[orangejuiced15]

I think there's already enough passages pls stop finding new ones

[thememedaddy]

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[introvertia]

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex