𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔰

[brodyroberts]

{ ADAM BRODY . CIS MALE .  30 . HE/HIM }  did you see that { BRODY ROBERTS } just pulled up in hidden hills with { NICOLE HAMPTON } sitting next to them in the passengers seat - isn’t that cute ! you know, for a { PRODUCER / DIRECTOR }, i’ve heard they’re really { NARCISSISTIC }, but that they make up for it by being so { CHARISMATIC }. i see them all the time on snapchat && yesterday in US WEEKLY i read that they { HAVE  } a son named mateo - can you believe that ?!

 { Sam, 23, PST }

BASIC INFORMATION

Full Name: Brody Adam Roberts

Nickname(s): N/A

Age: 30

Date of Birth: 10 / 29 / 1980

Hometown:  Riverside, Connecticut

Current Location: Hidden Hills, CA

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him/His

Orientation: Straight

Religion: Christian

Political Affiliation: N/A

Occupation: Producer / Director

Living Arrangements: Alone, split custody of son

Language(s) Spoken: English, Spanish

Accent: American

FAMILY

Father: Maxwell Roberts, 60

Mother: Francine Harrison, 56

Sibling(s): Stephanie Crain, 25 (half-sister)

Children: Asher Brody Roberts, 5

Pet(s): Nicole.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

Face Claim: Adam Brody

Hair Colour: Dark brunet

Eye Colour: Brown

Height: 6′1

Weight: 140-145

Build: Slim, toned

Tattoos: None.

Piercings: None

Clothing Style: phaux boho/gently eccentric

Usual Expression: Smug

Distinguishing Characteristics: Smirk, cheek bones, wavy hair

HEALTH

Allergies: Nuts, Nicole’s attitude.

Sleeping Habits: Inconsistent, often sleepless.

Eating Habits: Healthy, vegan

Exercise Habits: Running, swimming, light boxing.

Emotional Stability: Fluctuates. 

Sociability: Sociable, charming, clever, easily fits into any environment.

Body Temperature: Warm. 

Addictions: Drinking.  

Drug Use: Clean, 14 months.

Alcohol Use: Frequently.

PERSONALITY

Label: The Arrogant, The Manipulator, The Educated

Positive Traits: charming, creative, exuberant, forceful, frank, humorous, imaginative, intellectual, passionate, persistent, quick-witted, self-confident

Negative Traits: aggressive, arrogant, boastful, flirtatious, manipulative, inconsiderate, indecisive, jealous, sarcastic, hedonistic.

Fears: inadequacy, illiteracy, failure, death of his son.

Hobbies: Directing, critiquing films, biking, surfing, sex.

Habits: Drinking, acting as a personal auto-correct.

FAVOURITES

Weather: Sunny, clear skies.

Colour: Gray

Music: Math rock, oldies.

Movies: A multitude. 

Sport: None.

Beverage: Whiskey, neat.

Food: Vegan buffalo wings.

Animal: Cat

EXTRA

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio 

Temperament: Even keeled. 

[brodyroberts]

jordyngellerxo​:

i’m sorry to hear that things have been rough lately, that always just the icing on the fucking cake. kids tend to have their moments though, you know? there are some days kins and kai are just absolute angels, then the next day their queens of havoc and i’m struggling to keep my wits about me. but, in all honesty, if you need a break or something, i can steal the little fella and drag nikki to disney for a day with all the kiddos, maybe that’ll tire him out some?

I couldn’t imagine having more than one child. Two little nightmares running around ruining my mental stability? Absolutely not. You’re a stronger person than I will ever be for managing that. As for that, no thanks. I would rather not have Nicole taking Asher. If I wanted him to go to Disney I’d take him. Maybe we could get the three kids together and take them sometime tomorrow? Maybe early enough to have a decent night after they pass out.

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jeezusjamcs​:​

go drink like a fish and ask someone to watch him or something? such is life with children… it gets easier as they get older, if that helps… or at least that’s what i’m told. sounds like you need a vacation, mate.

Brody sighed deep from his chest, “I would love to do that man. Unfortunately I am a recovered alcoholic who can no longer drink like a fish and forget about my personal woes. The advice to get a babysitter does sound like a good idea though. Perhaps I’ll call his grandparents. Thanks.” 

[brodyroberts]

Life has proven to be a rather difficult affair lately. My work schedule is light for the next week, and has been for the previous two, which I thought would alleviate stress from me. However, in exchange for work being a cake walk, I got the burden of having a child who cannot handle himself properly thrown at me. For the past eight days Asher has been a walking nightmare. If it weren’t the persistent and repetitive questioning of any and everything (including what I say, and what I tell him) driving me crazy, his determination to destroy all objects in his path certainly would. I am trying with all of my might to remain calm and collected and to understand he’s only 5. That he is understanding the world in a different way than I am, and that I cannot fly off of the handle at all of his insane tendencies. This, however, is exceptionally hard and I have found myself wanting to drink like a fish. Any advice? // @hhhqstarters​

[flawlessgentlemen]

It’s very important to me to love what I do. It was important to me to find a career that I truly enjoy. You can find something that sort of excites you, that’s half the battle of life.

[brodyroberts]

iscbelleamor​:

“me!” laughed the woman. “i just moved here last year and they seemed like completely harmless old people but boy was i wrong. well, now they’re going to know that i will not be silenced or go down without a fight. what was the harm in cleaning my house and having some fun with it? i will never understand it.” 

“There wasn’t a single bit of harm done in you having fun while performing the mundane. Don’t allow them to have the last word on this matter. But, regardless. Welcome to Hidden Hills, however late this was. I acknowledge that you’ve been here a year, but. For the sake of what I want to say, I’m going to ignore that.” 

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iscbelleamor​:

“truth be told, i thought they were the sweetest little old couple but now i take it all back. no, it was in the middle of the afternoon about one. maybe i messed with their afternoon nap or something, i don’t know. honestly, i have no idea to be honest with you. oh, trust me, i’ll be fine but i hope they’re going to miss my christmas cookies i always send over.” 

“That’s your problem right there. What kind of person, out of the goodness of their hearts, bakes Christmas cookies for strangers every year? They think you’re soft therefore they think they can silence you - both figuratively and literally - by using the police or whatever. Honestly, they don’t even deserve a courteous smile if you see them walking out of their house. Screw the old.”

[brodyroberts]

@brodyrobhurts: wrapped the film. have a few pickups at the soundstage throughout the week, but should be all done shortly. glad to be home. missed my son and friends.

[brodyroberts]

📱: Ashers "Mother"

Brody: Nicole, I got back into town roughly 25 minutes ago and am en route to my house. I was wondering if I could perhaps pick Asher up on the way there? I haven't seen him in too long and I miss him.

Brody: If not tonight, would tomorrow work better for you? Regardless, I have plenty of stored visitation days and I would like to cash them in.

Brody: Thank you in advance.

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iscbelleamor​:

“you know sometimes i forget that we have older neighbors around here because i was blasting some selena throughout the house like it was a concert as i was cleaning up. suddenly, there is a loud bang on my door and it was the cops about a noise complaint that i was throwing a party. i had to explain to them that i wasnt having a party but i was just simply listening to music and cleaning my house. they left and the people next door shut the door once the cops left and gave me a dirty look. what a fun day it has been,” giggled belle. // @hhhqstarters​

“Truthfully your neighbors sound annoying, and like they’ve simply got nothing better to do than butt into your business. Was it late at night? It used to be my understanding that as long as you were before the hour of ten o’clock at night, noise was allowed? Maybe I have been mistaken all these years. Regardless, sorry you’re not gonna be friends with those neighbors after they called the cops over something as silly as music.”

[brodyroberts]

adrianhqs​:

❝ sounds shitty. yeah, watchin’ people move on certainly has that kind of effect. or perhaps, it’s a particular effect for a select group. as for places, i’m none too sure since i don’t get out aside from bars much myself these days. have you tried getting set up by friend? that could end just as bad as dating app setups, too, though. ❞

“I don’t particularly have that many friends, man. Especially not many friends who are willing to set me up on dates. Most of my friends were once friends of my ex and I am just, weary, perhaps. I appreciate the suggestion though. Thank you.” 

[brodyroberts]

jordyngellerxo​:

❛ you usually bump into people worth remembering when you’re out having a good time. that’s how i met my husband, actually. i was dragged to a football game i had little to no right being at in the first place. plus, if you go the bar route, you get drunk which is always a big plus. let me know the next time you feel like going out, if you come to the bar i’ll make sure you have a decent table reserved or something. ❜

“I’m going to be free this weekend - the perks of co-parenting - and I was planning on heading out on the town. I’ll be sure to name drop you at the bar whenever I go to assure that decent table. And maybe we can have a drink together? Since, hopefully, you’ll be there too?”

[brodyroberts]

amelialopcz​:

amelia snapped her fingers. “damn i missed it, maybe next time though,” chuckled the artist. “maybe but i found it funny. eh, no worries. we would always use a laugh here and there. maybe tomorrow. honestly, it’s no biggie in my eyes. the more alone time i have on my hands go towards my music and my daughter. though, i wouldn’t mind getting out every now and then but look how quickly your kids grows up as hell. i feel like i am rambling on too much. don’t mind me but yeah you should.” 

“You weren’t rambling at all. You made perfect sense, actually. I understood what you meant, at the very least.” Brody gave a soft shrug, “What do you think about maybe us getting out together? I know you mentioned that you don’t mind having more time to be alone with your daughter and, you know, be a great mother. However I think it could possibly be fun to be together and hang out. Never can you have to many friends, right?” 

[brodyroberts]

( ◜ ° 💬 . ❛ 𝒶𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓂 𝒹𝑜𝓃𝑜𝓇 .  )

nicole: good, i was tired of seeing your kick boxing lessons notifications anyway. you're an /absolute/ demon if you get notified of your appointments the day before and two hours before said event.

nicole: oh, so you'd break plans for a bargain?

nicole: what do you want, brody? i feel like cooking you dinner isn't going to be something that exactly peaks your interest.

Brody: They couldn't be as bad as your dick appointment notifications, could they, sweetheart? Or your "shower" reminders.

Brody: Perhaps, if the bargain was worth my while.

Brody: It isn't. You're the one who suggested the bargain. Offer me something.

[brodyroberts]

( ◜ ° 💬 . ❛ 𝒶𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓂 𝒹𝑜𝓃𝑜𝓇 .  )

nicole: our google calenders are still connected, i'm literally looking at your saturday and sunday and you've got nothing on there.

nicole: if i say please will you reconsider? can we bargain? come to terms on an agreement? it's for olivia, she's pregnant. you know as well as i do, i wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.

Brody: I have taken the liberty of removing you from my Google Calendar, since you deem it appropriate to snoop. I haven't posted my plans there since it's a personal matter. Thank you.

Brody: I don't rightly care who it's for.

Brody: I like your idea of bargaining though. What do you have to offer me?

[brodyroberts]

( ◜ ° 💬 . ❛ 𝒶𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓂 𝒹𝑜𝓃𝑜𝓇 .  )

nicole: hey

nicole: can we switch up ash's trade days this week? instead of saturday, i'll swing by and pick him up sunday?

nicole: i'd really appreciate it.

Brody: Hello.

Brody: No we cannot.

Brody: I have plans for Sunday that would be nullified if I happened to have our son. You can pick him up on Saturday. Sorry. Maybe next weekend I can keep him longer.

[brodyroberts]

okscottie​:​

‘ what’s the point of dating though ? ’, scottie sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose being the dramatic that she was. ‘ trust me , the scene isn’t fun and you’re probably ten times better off just being on your own. i’ve probably been on 30 dates in the past two years out of my own will and every single one of them ended horrendously. ’, she explained to the other. ‘ but i guess if you realllllly want to date someone, i don’t know go to a singles convention or something ? ’, she added as a slight joke, her smirk showing to prove it. 

“A singles convention?” Brody asked, a raised brow and slight offense to his tone. “I think I’d rather die single than have to deal with the personal humiliation of attending one of those dreadful events. I appreciate the suggestion though.” His expression softened a little, “sorry to hear about your 30 previous dates though. Hopefully 31 is the charm for you.”