Crazy story bro

sometimes i wanna disappear 👽

[brokencrayon1]

ill be back soon

[homietwt]

[brokencrayon1]

Too young to think about all that shit.

[brokencrayon1]

“They wanted heaven from me, I gave em’ hell.”

[twenty-one-pilots-lyric-quotes]

Oh, Miss. Believer

Like snow on the road❄️

[brokencrayon1]

oh god, i can’t wait to start over

[brokencrayon1]

gonna go od on adult swim.

[brokencrayon1]

“Wubbalubbadubdub.” 

[thegoodvybe]

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

[all-things-comedy]

[dizzyboy-deactivated20170326]

[brokencrayon1]

Oc requests

Doing oc requests to give myself a jumpstart on tumblr. Rb or message me for one.

[brokencrayon1]

No cap

[brokencrayon1]

“She touched my eyebrows, and now I have an erection.”

Awesome.

[allywut]

A Really Fucking Vulgar Guide to Not Losing Your Shit in College (Condensed Version)

Bitches love to put things into lists. Moreover, bitches love numbered shit. Here’s some numbered shit in list format to help you not suck in higher education. You’re welcome.

1. Go to class. Like 210% serious. I don’t give a shit if you’re a get by on nothing, A+ slacker. You’re fucking paying for this crap so you might as well get the services owed to you. Take your ass to class even if you zone out 99% of the time. You know 1% more than you did when you walked up in there. Congrats, asshole.

2. All that free time you have during your first week of classes? Make it your bitch. Don’t just print the goddamn syllabus and be like all done. No motherfucker. Take a good fucking look at that assignment list. What’s due next week? Yeah, do that shit now bc I know you don’t have anything else to do. Then when you’re coughing up a lung six weeks into the semester and don’t feel like getting your ass up to do that calculus homework, you’ll remember this week. You’ll remember that you’ve been a week ahead this whole damn semester. Pat yourself on the back, ass wipe.

3. Prepare yo self. No seriously. You got notes to print for class? Sure you could be like all those other bitches and just shove them into your backpack, or you could actually /prepare/ for class. I’m talking looking that shit over, identifying key concepts, getting a decent grasp of the material before your ass is even in class. You a STEM major? Yeah, make this kinda shit your life because now class is like one bomb ass group review session. Again, you’re welcome.

4. Snack like a motherfucker, but save that junk food shit for the weekends. From now on, you are a fucking health guru during the week or if you’re a slacker like me, at least on the days you have class. Fruits? Hell yeah. Pack some of those. Mind wandering in class? Snack on some apple slices. Can’t stay awake? Keep eating some almonds or some shit, but don’t be that bitch with the potato chips. Just don’t.

5. Read. Yeah, you heard me. Read and I’m not just talking assigned reading. I bet my left butt cheek that your campus library has /something/ of interest to you. Commuting and don’t want to drive out there? Library databases bro. We’re in the digital age, motherfucker. I’d bet my other butt cheek that the shit you want is in a nice little PDF somewhere. But na man, you thinking maybe you want to go into computer science? Check out computer science books and eat them up bro. You don’t like reading them? Probably not the field for you. You a biology major in your second year? Yeah dumbass. Time to break out the bio books and not the ones your professor is shoving in your face. Amaze your friends and teachers with your out of class knowledge. Be a fucking star.

[brokencrayon1]

Hell no,

my first tumblr follower a bot !

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brokencrayon1]

LMFAOO i can't stop man ok ok now its gn fr fr