Crazy Suicidal Headcase

30. Been on here for too long 🫡

[ohddaniellee-blog]

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

[dogpuppy]

[boldlyawkward]

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

[potato]

i luv u too

[potato]

wait what was in the stew

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[dogpuppy]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[dogpuppy]

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[twentythousandvolts]

hey guys. just so everyone knows the person this was about was the first note on this post and we're just normal friends now. and im not scared anymore.

[dollgermx]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

[dogpuppy]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!