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@brokenheart-isblind
I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”
So
I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green
just the two of us / we can make it if we try.
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🕯️ you will see trump dead or behind bars 🕯️
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️in your lifetime 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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My asshole son (Muffin the cat) has been on a diet, on account of him being overweight. I've been losing my fuck damned mind because he is not losing weight, even when sticking to the vet reccomended diet.
Found out that the dickhead (affectionate) has figured out that the food is in the utility room cupboard. He has figured out how to hook his claws into the door, pry it open, and get into the fucking cupboard at night, where he then shoves his head in the bag and eats as much as he wants.
He then exits and closes the fucking cupboard like the genius little goddamn prick he is.
Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.
making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”
very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags
It’s a tony soprano summer
What this means
Thanos Car wins piston cup
Piston cup!
man of few words i see!
i have a suggestion
can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers
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the slut is back !?
My Chemical Romance pride edits for @urfavshowpony!
Enjoy~
no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit
Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.
me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"
their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son
Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.
i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)
has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
