[faeriefag]

"why suck a strap?" have we all forgotten the beauty of theatre? have we truly fallen so far as to think the mind mustn't be pleasured too?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[nat-20s]

out of curiosity, how many books have you read this year

0

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

41-45

45-50

over 50

Remaining time: 22 hours 30 minutes

[spnyuri]

did he send a letter for the romance or because he was blocked on everything else

romance 🫀✍️

blocked ❌💔

the letter is a metaphor baby

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

[spnyuri]

Is it okay to be a crazy woman just absolutely insane

yea

no!!!!!

angel get back to writing we are putting you in a writing cage without internet

Remaining time: 22 hours 40 minutes

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I'm trying a new productivity hack 💪 where when I have things that are stressing me out 😳 , instead of not doing them 🚫, I do them 💯

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Working great so far! 😊

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Problem! 😮 More things! 😭

[freakoutgirl]

me when someone asks if i have a twitter or whatever: idk i’m not really on social media that much

me on tumblr: peeing again

[shisasan]

June 4, 1924 Journals of Anais Nin 1923-1927 [volume 3]

[spnyuri]

im the first ever person in the world to be a dumb loser idiot

[spnyuri]

has anyone used ellipsus. is it good

[spnyuri]

i just don't care at all about anything except for everything in the whole world

[spnyuri]

my dreams have become so real and tactile lately honestly probably a manifestation of my desperation to live a real life

[spnyuri]

thank god im good at writing otherwise i would probably have to kill myself

[infectiouspiss]

does making the marauders gay and trans actually piss jkr off? because that seems to be the main argument for why it's okay to keep promoting her work, but i'm yet to see any sort of proof of this.

"she'd be so mad if she knew what we do to her characters!" she already knows, do you think she's crying herself to sleep over your fanart of a homophobic aids metaphor with *gasp* top surgery scars!!? she knows what the marauders fandom is doing and she doesn't care, because all they're doing is making the number in her bank account go up.

[blond-shell]