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@brokenheartedarcher
yall rly came out SWINGING...
...am i missing a joke here or is nobody realizing that the person who posted that pic a cis man
((is there anyone who is still alive))
D==> Nobody would cry if I was gone...
D==> After all these sweeps... I still have abso100tely no motivation to live.
D==> There is nobody to give me a purpose for it.
D==> I'm so sick and tired of this...
D==> I'm back.
D==> And not happy about it.
D==> Psh.
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((tbh its just like the weaboo phase. we all hate weaboos, but... when we were weaboos, wasnt it the most cheerful part of our life?
i miss these days when i could laugh at every stupid thing.))
((all i wanted to do was to check if i am capable of pixeling a set of clothing
it went out of control))
58, 69, 42
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
D==> Umm... I used to use a... candle for it for some time. I did acquire myself a proper phallic item later, but just one, and nothing really remarkable. I have it for about few months probably and still use it on rare occassions.
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
D==> If it is about autofellatio... I am not quite sure. I am not THIS desperate, and I don't like the way I 100k enough to not ever fantasize about having any intercourse with myself. So the answer is probably no.
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
D==> If the earlier said candle is enough of an random object, then it w001d be it. I also used once a piece of meat for my bulge when I was drunk... Yeah.
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: 10: Top or bottom? 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 21: How big is too big: 22: One sexual thing you would never do: 23: Biggest turn on: 24: Three spots that drive you insane: 25: Worst possible time to get horny: 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut? 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin” 33: What your favorite part of your body: 34: Favorite foreplay activities: 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] 36: What do you wear to bed? 37: When was the first time you masturbated: 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? 47: Most attractive celebrity? 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 62: Do you watch porn? 63: How small is too small? 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? 70: Booty or Boobs? 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? 72: Have you ever been on an official date? 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? 79: Oral, Anal, or Vaginal? 80: What’s the first thing you look at on someone of the opposite gender?
(NUUUuuuuOOOOOOO NOT THE PUBLIII--aw damn it what do you mean by i cant reblog an answer to an ask wow. anyway brb sassy_allcaps_mode_on AUUUGH. YOU CRUEL PERSON PUNISHING ME FOR READING wait RIGHT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WASTING TIME ON TYPING OR DRAWING DARKSCAR IM SRYYY. gotta fix later or tomorrow OR NOW ON SKYPE AUGH)
((OHH MR TROLLSCAR OHH
YOURE LEAVING ME HOT AND BOTHERED))
Nancy: Oh no, you don't have to look away! Unless... You want to... *She took a drink and continued to eat her food, smiling*
D==> Staring at people eating is rude in my book.
D==> But I'm glad you like it. If you needed more, don't be shy, just ask.
(guess who finally found time to read the WHOLE THING. yes, i mean this blog. GUESS. WHO. also whos the lazy bitch that just now finally made an rpblog shes actually about to use for additional daily dose of liferuining dualscar prescription for you dont need ONLY since theres too much bullshit in rp on skype round the clock also just cuz i missed your darky so much +wont leave you hanging in need of rp. yes. surprise mf it was MEEEEh. IT HAS 81 GODDAMN PAGES. 81. ITS LIKE 8X10+1. A LOT. AUGH.)
((NOOOO IM GOING TO FUCKING PUBLISH THIS AS A PUNISHMENT TAKE THAT))
M!As: Send Me Some
Sight: Muse is blind for ___
Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
Cloak:Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough:Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember:Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas:Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Rum:Muse will have a Pirate Complex for (Anon Decides)
Beer:Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host:Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Animal:Muse will turn into a Animal for a Week, Anon decides which.
Age:Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Exorcism:A demon will possess my muse for 3 hours
Feels:Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia:Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk:Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer:Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Noise:Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Boxers:Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)
Sick:Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Command:Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession:Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Reverse:Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist:Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Class:Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Switch:Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power:Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Scare:Muse thinks they're pregnant for 8 hours (yes, even if it's a male); if muse is already pregnant, they think they lost their child for 2 hours
Confess:Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy:Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave:Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Dream:Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Dress:Muse is stuck in a frilly dress for 6 hours
Pixie:Muse has pixies in their hair that everyone but themselves can see for the next 5 hours
Impression:Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone:Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss:Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Egg:Muse finds a large egg and does not know what to do with it
Dance:Muse cannot stop dancing for 3 hours, no matter how tired they become
Klutz:Muse becomes extremely klutzy for 10 hours
Stalk:Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare:Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia:Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation:Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Hallucination:Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Alarm:Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
NSFW:Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides)
AU:Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving:Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother:Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
Carrier:Muse is a carrier for a flu but does not know it and is not sick. Everyone who interacts with the muse within 1 hour will get sick for a week (Only if their mun agrees)
Name:Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)
((posting again without the ugly junk
do i even have to mention that its NOT a r 63? no? good, you know me so well.))
Nancy: Well, i-if you're sure. *She took a bite of the food and loved it. She had never had this kind of food before, probably because she wasn't from where he was from* This is simply divine! Thank you for this. *She felt quite rude eating in front of him as she took the next few bites*
D==> You really do worry to much...
D==> ...Kind of ironic I am the one saying that, but shhh.
D==> Just eat. It's a natural way of things. I won't 100k if it makes you uncomfortable.
He got the sight off her, grabbing a cup full of tea and just sipping on it.
Nancy: *She waited, looking around at his fine house. When she saw him come in, she marveled at the expensive stuff he was holding. She did as he asked, but waited for further instruction. She didn't want to be rude.* Wow... This is.. A-Amazing!
D==> Thank you... My matesprit is a lazy ass and I usually have to cook for him, therefore I had to learn how to cook properly.
D==> Please, eat. I don't need any of that at the moment, unlike you.
