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((oh geez i forgot i had this;; i might either delete this blog or pick it back up if anyoneâs still interested in this.))
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYâS SERIES - sentence starters
GAME ONE
â Hello ? â â I know it can be a bit overwhelming. â â Itâs kinda a legal thing. â â Now that might sound bad, I know, but thereâs really nothing to worry about. â â Itâs amazing how the human body can live without the frontal lobe. â â Remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. â â Iâve heard he becomes more active in the dark. â â You might only have a few seconds to react. â â Iâm not implying that. â â Iâm sure you have everything under control. â â Hey, youâre doing great ! â â Most people donât last this long. â â Hey listen, I had an idea⌠â â Itâs best just not to get caught. â â Itâs been a bad night here for me. â â Itâs me. â
GAME TWO
â Now I want you to forget anything youâve heard. â â Some people still have a somewhat negative impression. â â From what we know, that should be impossible. â â Problem solved ! â â But hey, you have a light. â â You should be golden. â â Youâre a natural. â â See ? I told you you wouldnât have any problems. â â Kids these days just canât keep their hands to themselves. â â I wanted to ease your mind about any⌠rumours you may have heard lately. â â Itâs just all rumour and speculation. â â Itâs really just a precaution. â â These things happen sometimes. â â No-one is allowed in or out. â â What on Earth are you doing there ? â â Didnât you get the memo ? â â Just make it through the night. â â Save them. â â Help them. â â You canât. â
GAME THREE
â I promise itâll be a lot more interesting this time. â â We have to make sure everything works and nothing catches on fire. â â For now just get comfortable. â â We may have overdone it a bit. â â Some of this equipment is barely functional. â â I wasnât joking about the fire. Thatâs a real risk. â â Follow me. â â I have some awesome news for you. â â Welcome to your new career. â â Accidents / injury / death / irreparable and grotesque maiming can occur. â â Remember to smile ! â â Do not breathe. â â Please try to maneuver away from populated areas before bleeding out. â â Donât. â â Questions about appropriateness / relevance should be deflected. â â Then itâs your own fault. â
GAME FOUR
â What did he do this time ? â â Donât be scared, I am here with you. â â Tomorrow is another day. â â He wonât stop until you find him. â â He left without you. â â If you run you can make it. â â Donât you remember what you saw ? â â Itâs too late. â â You know what will happen if he catches you. â â You have to be strong. â â You have to get up. â â Why do you look so worried ? â â Stop being such a baby. â â Why are you crying ? â â Be careful. â â Please let me out. â â I donât want to go ! â â Can you hear me ? â â Youâre broken. â â I will put you back together. â â Perhaps some things are best left forgotten. â
things my friends claim iâve said sentence starters
â i am literally going to fight everyone right now. â â wrap yourself in a condom of safety. â â watch out for aliens and lions. they run rampant in public bathrooms. â â shots fired from the d. â â you literally sicken me. if there was someone who sickens me, itâs you. you make me sick. get away from me you cretin. â â i am the saltine cracker of love. â â he showed me a dead bird, and i got sad so i wanted you to see the dead bird too. â â you fucking crying bro? you being a nerdâ oh youâre not. okay. false alarm. â â i am a burrito filled with anxiety. â â drive me to throw rocks at the sun. â â how do you feel about sea lions? â â duuuuude, what do you think it would be like to be a cactus. â â what the fuck is math? take it away. â â i am allergic to you specifically. â â itâs broken? well poke a lot of eye holes in the curtain and we can just stare at the audience screaming for like three hours. weâll call it live art. â â get the fuck away from me you, extra long tadpole. â â youâre what a flat tire would act like if it were a person. â â we can be pirates! â â sorry, i canât do that. iâm busy being an opium pirate. â â marry me for the tax benefits, bro. â â oh no. everyone stop what they are doing. get the camera. iâm going to reproduce asexually. my spawn is budding off of me. capture the birth. â â i have been to the nurse six times in five days, fight me. â â towels make me uncomfortable. itâs like rubbing carpet on your body. â â do these pomegranate seeds smell like bourbon to you? â
CHRISTMAS STARTERS
( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )
ââ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ââ ââ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, Iâll burn it. ââ ââ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ââ ââ What do you mean, Santa isnât real? ââ ââ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my yearâs regrets. ââ ââ You always give the best presents. ââ ââ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ââ ââ Christmas party at your house! ââ ââ I swear to god, if you give me a âdick-in-a-boxâ for Christmas again- ââ ââ Itâs snowing! ââ ââ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ââ ââ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ââ ââ Please stop saying âChristmas is comingâ in Starkâs voice. ââ ââ Are you really setting traps for Santa â ? ââ ââ Donât eat the cookies & milk Iâm leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ââ ââ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ââ ââ Wanna help with the pudding? ââ ââ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ââ ââ Youâre really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ââ  ââ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ââ ââ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ââ ââ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ââ ââ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights â ? ââ ââ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ââ ââ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ââ ââ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ââ ââ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ââ ââ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ââ ââ Are you telling me you donât put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ââ ââ Is this what you do every Christmas? ââ ââ Iâm not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ââ ââ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! Itâs Christmas. ââ     ââ It may be Christmas, but thatâs still illegal. ââ ââ Christmas is just another day. Whatâs the big deal? ââ ââ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ââ   Â
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY ITâS TRUE
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
Iâve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently itâs random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullibleÂ
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOTÂ âmotor oilâ IN MY ASK BOX IâM SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DONâT LIEÂ
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
youâre shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
i just got back from wsc and I'm exhausted but
friendly reminder that this show has the best cast ever bc every single person i met was lovely
DID YOU MEET RON??
âHey, are you ok?â
âWhy wouldnât I be?â
Not so friendly reminder that Judith dies in the comics by getting CRUSHED when the person holding her is SHOT.Â
âŚAnd currently sheâs residing underneath Carlâs poncho.Â
(Thanks to @halliwellxx for pointing it out)
OML WHEN HE GETS SHOT HE MIGHT CRUSH HER OH MY FUCKING HEART SOMEONE HOLD ME IM
i bet even the most hardcore of carnid shippers will find this sad
remember in 5x12? ron said enid didnt talk for what? 3 weeks after she got there? obviously ron had a part in bringing her back from that. making her feel comfortable enough to talk again. maybe giving her a small sense of normalcy. but shes slipping away from ron anyway, for some guy sheâs known for what? two months?
Not even two months... like a month or something. She's really starting to piss me off. She's suppose to be this scarred and independent character, not some stupid love interest. Just saying, Enid would be a much better character if there wasn't this ridiculous love triangle around her and if they actually stuck with the character's personality.
yeah, carls been through a lot.
but at least he had a happy life before the apocalypse. because of pete, ron probably never had that. itâs sad.
THIS IS ACTUALLY DEPRESSING. POOR RON THOUGH LIKE IMAGINE HIM BEING TOO SCARED TO EVEN INTERACT WITH OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE HE'D FEEL LIKE THEY'D JUDGE HIM FOR WHAT HAPPENS AT HOME OML RON IS LITERALLY A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL. PROTECT HIM AT ALL COST.
The Andersons send their regards
Ron Anderson (to Carl)
i was so mad that they didn't put carl getting his eye shot out in the mid season finale
all i want is for him to have actual character development and a storyline that isnât a cliche teen romance ok
âYea. She looks jusâ like her momma,â he smiled down at the baby. It cooed and shifted in the girlâs arms before falling asleep. âShe likes ya.â
"How was her mom like?" Lucia looked up to Daryl. "I lost my mom a while back, when this thing started. I couldn't imagine how it would feel like to grow up without a mom."
Send â for our muses to get caught under the mistletoe!
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I'm just being real but...
This stupid ron/carl/Enid love triangle thing is stupid. It's pretty much saying 1) Enid is there just for boys to fight and obsessed over 2) degrades ron and Carl's character- showing how their friendship is not only ruined by pete's death but also how they fight enid FOR NO REASON. AMC, step up your game. Be more original. I'd love to see something different *Cough* CARL AND RON TOGETHER *cough* Ron and carl have way more chemistry. If they work out some stuff, they can become friends and stay close anddatelmao but still. And at the same time, maybe amc could explore different sexualities like carl being confused about having feelings over and Enid and ron then discovering he's bi or something? I'm just putting it out there. Anything will be better than these two amazing characters fighting over a girl. And Enid as well! She seems like a good character but the way the writers treat her is just ridiculous! She has a boyfriend and shit man, and then she goes after carl and that's literally all she does. That's all I got from her character. Please amc, make these characters unique and memorable, not clichĂŠ and idiotic. This love triangle is stupid.