Brooklyn.

Twin of Perrie Edwards.

[ctrltomlinson-deactivated201503]

Leave it to me to sleep through all of my alarms this morning. There go all the plans I had for the day. I guess this means I have more time to bum around.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Or you could come over and make cookies.

[niallerfckyes]

—— Hi. My bed hasn’t let me leave. 

[niallerfckyes]

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Same.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Cause I’m that nice.

[killiantomlinson]

I’d like a full breakfast everyday then. Eggs and bacon, pancakes, a cookie and a glass of fresh-pressed orange juice.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

You got it.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Yes.

[killiantomlinson]

Why?

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Cause I'm that nice.

[ughhvictoria-deactivated2015031]

So, I got coffee this morning after I finished my morning workout, and this barista was so tired that she put salt instead of sugar in my coffee. Then, she bitched at me for asking for a new one. I’m sorry, but I don’t want salty coffee, idiot. The stupidity in this world.. let’s hope she appreciates the complaint I filled out.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

I won't make you salty coffee, I'll make you anything you want.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

I’m not, I’m not sensitive one.

[killiantomlinson]

You’re serious about making a complete stranger breakfast?

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Yes.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Thank you, that means a lot to hear.

[killiantomlinson]

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic about all of this and it’s a bit unnerving.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

I'm not, I'm not sensitive one.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Yes, pancakes too.

[killiantomlinson]

You are the perfect woman.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Thank you, that means a lot to hear.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Well I’ll always make you whatever you want.

[killiantomlinson]

Bacon and eggs in the morning?

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Yes, pancakes too.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

it’s okay, no need to apologize, babe.

[uhmallory]

Are you sure?

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Yes, I'm sure.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Awe, thank you.

[killiantomlinson]

Food is the way to my heart. 

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Well I'll always make you whatever you want.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Anyways, I’m Brooklyn. It’s nice to meet you.

[ffskade]

Nice to meet you too, Brooklyn. I’m Kade.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

You look a little like Zayn Malik or am I wrong?

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

You can have all the cookies you want when their all done.

[killiantomlinson]

You may just be my new favorite person.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Awe, thank you.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

That’s fine with me.

[ffskade]

Whatever floats your boat then.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

Anyways, I'm Brooklyn. It's nice to meet you.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

I know how to so I can help you.

[killiantomlinson]

I don’t really enjoy baking either, though. I’m better at eating them.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

You can have all the cookies you want when their all done.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

your choice for both.

[killiantomlinson]

Would we have to make the cookies? Because I can’t bake for shit.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

I know how to so I can help you.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

I must be and that’s okay.

[ffskade]

So… you wanna be boring for the rest of your life? Alright then.

[brooklyn--edwards-blog]

That's fine with me.