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"Dude, is that your natural hair color?

"Okay so, it seems some people are in need of basic etiquette, it is socially unacceptable to come up to someone and ask if a part of them is real or not, would you like it if I asked you if that was your natural tit size?" He asked raising a brow."And yes, I was born with it this color"

thehighclassbadass-deactivated2

Able just facepalmed, shoulders sagging “Yes, hello Rachel I’m Able” Internally he was just irritated that yet again the only thing someone wanted to talk to him about was the fact that yeah, his hair wasn’t a natural color…whoo.

brooklynsoldier

"Able? Like from the bible? That's a cool name," she said, observing his awkward facepalm.

"How come I haven't seen you around?" she asked. Although, he could say the same to her, considering she had disappeared for a few months without any notice.

#redsnipertroublewalking

thehighclassbadass-deactivated2

"Dude, is that your natural hair color?

"Okay so, it seems some people are in need of basic etiquette, it is socially unacceptable to come up to someone and ask if a part of them is real or not, would you like it if I asked you if that was your natural tit size?" He asked raising a brow."And yes, I was born with it this color"

brooklynsoldier

She arched an eyebrow at him, shrugging nonchalantly. "Natural tit size? Why yes, it is my natural tit size. But I'm not apologizing for my curiosity," she mused.

"We're on the same team and I've never talked to you before. Needed a conversation started. Get it? Got it? Good. Hi, I'm Rachel," she stated, grinning.

#redsnipertroublewalking

M!As: Send Me Some!

Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

meme-archive

Send a ♚. Your character falls asleep on mine, I'll reply with what mine does.

askboxmemes

Send me a nightmare, if my character is scared of it, you win.

(( somebody pls bug rachel omg ))

#ooc

(( I need more rp blogs to follow so

reblog if you're a tf2 rp blog ))

#tf2 #tf2 rp

brooklynsoldier

"I'll carry you, hold still or it'll hurt more."

"But its just a splinter?"

howlingscout

"You just can’t handle my cock." She smirked. She turned her head to the side and spit before taking a piece of gum out of her pocket and popping it into her mouth.

brooklynsoldier

Rachel cocked her head to the side, giving her friend an amused look. She reached into Beverly's pocket, and stole a piece of gum. She put it in her mouth, chewed it, and them blew a large bubble. "Mine's bigger than yours," she stated.

#howlingscout

brooklynsoldier

"I'll carry you, hold still or it'll hurt more."

"But its just a splinter?"

howlingscout

"Now get your fat ass to help me up." She chuckled. "I’m surprised you didn’t break my fuckin’ ribs." She said, slowly pushing herself up off the ground.

brooklynsoldier

Rachel grabbed Beverly from under her armpits, and hoisted her up. She let go of her, glaring. "I would not have broken your ribs. You just can't handle me~," she mused, grinning.

#howlingscout

"Eh? The fuck do you want?"

#do-you-want-a-second-opinion

brooklynsoldier

"I'll carry you, hold still or it'll hurt more."

"But its just a splinter?"

howlingscout

Beverly fell forward onto the ground, face first. She laid there on the ground, not doing anything. She then raised her arm, and gave a thumbs up.

"Good job." She said, muffled.

brooklynsoldier

As Beverly fell forward, Rachel stayed on her back the entire time. It was quiet for a few moments, as Beverly lay face first and as Rachel sat on her. Then, Beverly gave her a thumbs up. Rachel rolled off of Beverly, and lay on the ground. She patted her friend's head. "Yes, a great job, actually," she replied.

#howlingscout

brooklynsoldier

"I'll carry you, hold still or it'll hurt more."

"But its just a splinter?"

howlingscout

"If it’s just a splinter, then your foot shouldn’t be bleedin’ everywhere." She said, standing in front of her friend. She put her arms out behind her and bent down slightly. "Get on my back."

brooklynsoldier

Rachel stared at her friend. "I, uh..." She knew Beverly would be too stubborn to accept that Rachel would probably crush her. Fortunately... she had an idea. Rachel nodded at Beverly, and walked back a few steps. She ran towards her and jumped onto her back, almost tackling her.

#howlingscout

"I'll carry you, hold still or it'll hurt more."

"But its just a splinter?"

#ask #howlingscout