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All the kids have been able to talk about today is seeing Toni and her boyfriend, and I’m about ready to gift them to her.

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

me:

me: look at this meme real quick

Any movie theater can be a drive in if you try hard enough.

I am glad that my memes are still relatable with the youth. Thanks for the validation, kiddos.

me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u

dallonweekends

A: “Throw him out the window!” B: “These windows don’t open.” A: “Any window opens if you apply enough force.” Submitted by: @banditnest

#nofilterneeded

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

Even as a skeleton I know smoking is for sQUARES but 9/10 quality meme -1 for that skeleton being a fucking square.

You’re a fucking square, Joshua.

Twenty One Pilots concert?

Hello kids, I'm not angry anymore.

Go to bed early tonight if you can because the clocks go forward tonight.

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