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donโt let the horny posting fool you too much, i am a hopeless romantic little bitch at heart
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you donโt mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as weโd done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake youโd write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, โHappy Birthday Courtneyโ. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name โJuanโ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (Iโve never seen โMileyโ without the E, either, but itโs believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where Iโm one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me โCourtney Mily Jaun Pabloโ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU โน๏ธ๐"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
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