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[offbrandbatman-blog]

*PUNCHES A WALL BECAUSE ALL THESE LESBIANS AND FEM GENDERBEND MUSES MAKE ME WANT TO BREAK OUT TABITHA*

[brucehatesbats-blog]

Dude Brenna Wayne needs to get in on this.

[brucehatesbats-blog]

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[serfbortbender]

reblog if uptown funked you up

[gerrykeay]

honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension

[gennyescsecsemo]

[turntup2ne1-deactivated20230307]

[rongasm]

People who like Uptown Funk:

1. Pop-music lovers 2. Indie-music lovers. 3. Rock-music lovers. 4. Musical-theatre lovers 5. Music snobs 6. Dancers 7. Butchers 8. Bakers 9. Candlestick makers 10. Them hood girls, them good girls, straight masterpieces. 

[brucehatesbats-blog]

// weeps

[voguekristen-deactivated2014100]

Send me 3 names for FUCK, MARRY, KILL

[offbrandbatman-blog]

“Erhh, wrong answer,” she replied with a buzzing noise. She gave him subtle pouting lips, looking up at him, and she sighed. “You can’t be all secretive. It’s not fair to me.”

She rested her head against him once again, playing herself off as utterly exasperated. Which she was. She was very annoyed with this behavior.

[brucehatesbats-blog]

"I know." he hated this knot in his stomach. He wanted to untie it, but was scared of finding out it was holding him together.

"It's all entirely my fault, not yours at all." he needed to make sure that she knew that she did nothing wrong to drive him away.

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Meme Starter: Your muse sees mine sleeping in only their underwear, noticing the many scars that decorate their body like a map, how does your muse react?

[capalxii-deactivated20160701]

i ship the thing but i fully acknowledge that the thing is an unhealthy train wreck

[offbrandbatman-blog]

At first, she was surprised to be pulled close by him considering how he had kept to himself before. But it really wasn’t shocking that Bruce would try to calm her with affection.

It worked, of course. “Then why..?” she asked, settling in his grip.

[brucehatesbats-blog]

Because I don't ever want to let you go. "Because I'm an idiot." One hand held onto her back and the other slowly petted the back of her hair, trying to soothe Tabitha as well as he could.

[darcsowers-deactivated20181218]

365 Days of DC - Day 26 Batman: Gotham Adventures, #59

My favorite version of Batman/Bruce Wayne has to be from the DC animated universe. He was actually a decent person under the brooding “I am vengeance, I am the night” persona. It’s something that doesn’t show up in many other versions and I kind of miss it.

[misgendering]

why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen