23 years old. any pronouns. a love for kpop, politics, gay shit, video games and d&d
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes

roma★
styofa doing anything

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Discoholic 🪩

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Claire Keane

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@bruisebberry
23 years old. any pronouns. a love for kpop, politics, gay shit, video games and d&d
“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker
I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed
i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.
grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.
there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post
they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy
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idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.
WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT
Tumblr has fact checking?
apparently???
yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here
HUH?????
Why did I find this out in a shit post about pussy and lesbians?????
have you got notifications on for announcements? you can find the setting here if not
I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.
I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.
"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"
Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Okay inflation is crazy.
We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.
“What if poor people abuse the system?”
The system intrinsically abuses poor people.
Hope this helps.
"What if poor people abuse the system?"
Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that
An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife
Okay, but girl!cas having a messy bun because she’s got no fucking clue how to deal with her hair getting in the way. So girl!dean offers to just chop it short for her (since she of course cuts her own hair). But then when Cas pulls the scrunchy out and these beautiful waves tumble down Dean is way too into it to cut it off.
Because, like… that’s a lot of nice soft hair that it would feel great to tangle her fingers up in when Cas has her backed against a wall, ya know?
Whenever I think of Fem Cas, I always think about what Fem Jimmy (Jamey) would wear before Castiel possessed her
And the idea was that Jamey was very well put together. Nice straight bun, pressed blouse and neck tie, comfortably professional skirt with flats. And the coat was thrown over everything cause it was cold
And Cas, after possessing her body, just did not fuck with her hair at all. Does not care for formalities
So yeah, the bun is messy purely because Cas doesn't know how to tie it up properly, but doesn't wanna cut it because she does lowkey feel very pretty
I like to imagine that FemDean seeing Cas with her hair down for the first time would be life-altering. Like a Loriel commercial. Cas taking off her scrunchy, and the world goes slow-mo as she shakes out her thick locks. Tucking one side behind her ear, she then proceeds to take off her trenchcoat
Dean is not focusing at all while Cas undoes her shirt. Sam's the one who has to ask what she's doing, and she says she's gonna carve a banishing sigil on her stomach, but she needs someone else to do it cause she can't see over her breasts
And Dean snaps out of it enough to reply
shoving Sam aside, completely forgetting there's a werehouse of angels that want them dead