swag meal

mommy made it

[bruisedogs]

Blaah blaah ! New pinned !

My name is Angel It I draw and make music ! This Blog Is 18+ my commissions are open ! also ! Commission info: here I am also on Twitter: Twitter BandCamp for those who are interested: Music

[feverlag]

haaaiii my top surgery is in 6 days and will cost me $2700 out of pocket and i’ll be out of work for a month or so while i recover. um i would like to make a little money to make up for being unable to work if possible. so i’m opening non-digital illustration commission slots for a little while. 6 slots at a time :p

examples, prices (USD), and policies (READ THIS PART) under cut

1. Ink Illust.

Base price includes optional simple bg./accessories/1 accent color

Halfbody: $10 base price, + $7 per add. char. Fullbody: $20 base price, + $15 per add. char. Add Complex Accessories/Design Elements: + $15 Add Complex Background: + $25 Add Watercolor/Ink Shading : + $15 Add Simple Marker Color: + $5

(For example, fig. 1 would be priced as $10, 2 at $20, 3 at $35, 4 at $65, 5 at $35, 6 at $15)

2. Watercolor Pieces

Includes background

All Watercolor: $80

Both Ink and Watercolor originals can be physically mailed within the US for +$7 shipping and handling.

3. Policies (READ)

yes, i also draw NSFW, furry, guro, robo/mech. feel free to ask for examples or clarifications.

i may deny a commission if it’s something i just really do not want to draw

i am not making any promises on exquisite perfection or timeliness. i will do my best but im 1 hobbyist not a company

im about to get sliced open. and i have a life. so b chill 2 me or i will halt ur shit indefinitely

payment upfront once price is agreed on. no refunds for complete pieces. minor revisions are free. in the case that i am unable to complete your commission i will refund in full.

***IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR AND ARE INTERESTED: Please inquire via email at [email protected]. Do Not inquire via tumblr dms or asks. ***

[tiffwiff]

the world would be better if you played games together

[bruisedogs]

i play my toys and love them i kiss my friends and hug them

[bruisedogs]

if neo gave me pills i would try to swallow one but itd get stuck in my throat

[tiffwiff]

im a cuted trans girl with an adventurous soul, that akin to one of a knight and i am also the sweetest candy in your pantry, sweetest berry in your garden but you wouldnt know that because im being gatekept from you by powers outside of my control and you wont see this post...

(i sob softly, you immediately want to be friends with me and you think im cool. you also feel a little bad for me. )

[bruisedogs]

to you want to be friends

[tiffwiff]

(tiny) yes

[tiffwiff]

just came up with a new quirky sensation that will hit it off hard in a few weeks i call it: planking.

[tiffwiff]

im a cuted trans girl with an adventurous soul, that akin to one of a knight and i am also the sweetest candy in your pantry, sweetest berry in your garden but you wouldnt know that because im being gatekept from you by powers outside of my control and you wont see this post...

(i sob softly, you immediately want to be friends with me and you think im cool. you also feel a little bad for me. )

[bruisedogs]

to you want to be friends

[jesseengland]

The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

[bruisedogs]

tiney mouse

[bruisedogs]

[wisedreamdelusion]

history reveal

[wisedreamdelusion]

look to the red circle

[tickleplier]

tree planted

[bruisedogs]

mr beast ^

[hitmanagent47]

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

[tickleplier]

[tickleplier]

go eat a shartburger dorkatron.

[tickleplier]

there’s a russian saying for when life has you down:

боже, как же я люблю есть какашки

(bozhe, kak zhe ya lyublyu yest’ kakashki)

it means “god, how much life there is to live!”

be sure to say it in your darkest hours to uplift yourself 💚 much love

[tickleplier]

just got some primo poop from my poop plug