BSD-IncorrectQuotes

Incorrect Quotes, for bsd.

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[bsd characters as stuff my gc has said]

Sigma: You don't get to be gay if i'm broke - Gogol: I'm a WHORE - Gogol: what if I shoot this child- bonk - Atsushi: its okay, i can be a furry for a day - Fyodor: I'm not being a pussy- I'm being respectful - Yosano: I FORGOT MEN HAVE DICKS - Sigma: i'm not homophobic. i'm kidding- WAIT - Gogol: miss me with that piss juice - Kenji: what is milf? - Atsushi, at the guild: THEYRE ALL WHITE, IM FUCKING PISSED !!!! - [Everyone at Gogol]: stop having a fat ass!!!! - Gogol: i have my corpse virginity - Dazai: sometimes i just take a whiff of atsushi

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Dazai, hugging Kunikida: I knew I made a good choice! Kunikida: In what? Dazai: My best friend.

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Fukuchi: How are you today? Bram: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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Kunikida: Why is my hand shaking? Dazai, deciding to mess with him: Your skeleton is ready to hatch. Kunikida: W H A T ?!

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Chuuya: Why does everyone keep assuming we’re a couple? Akutagawa: [sitting in Chuuya's lap] Beats me.

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Fukuchi: what are you doing? Bram, on the ground: photosynthesis.

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Fyodor: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Gogol: Even better! Fyodor: What did you fucki- Gogol, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy!!

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Bram: I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when it's work is done

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Chuuya: You say “please” and “thank you” in front of kids all the time and they never repeat it Chuuya: But when you say “fuck” ONCE—

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Fukuchi: Being good is for suckers. What do you even get out of it? Bram: A feeling of fulfillment in your soul? Fukuchi: Gross.

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Atsushi: Always be positive! Atsushi: [Falls down the stairs] Atsushi: Wow, I got down those stairs fast!

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Fyodor: How can someone say Kolya is evil?? He's the most precious soft little soul. Gogol, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I'M ADORABLE!

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Kyouka: I need a drink. Kyouka: *pours apple juice into a shot glass*

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Kunikida: Could you be any more annoying? Dazai: Easily.

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Apparently "spite" is not an 'appropriate answer' to "What motivates you?" - Chuuya

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Thank you for drawing this! It's one of my personal favourite quotes!

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Atsushi: It must be nice being rich instead of having to develop a likable personality. Fitzgerald: Shut up. Atsushi: Buy my silence.