Battlestar Galactica Incorrect Quotes

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John Cavill: Go to Hell.

Caprica Six, tearing up: I wish I could.

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Ellen: I made drinks.

Bill: I don't want a drink.

Ellen: I didn't make drinks for you. These are my drinks.

Bill: Then why are you telling me?

Ellen: It's a conversation starter.

Bill: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Ellen: We're conversing aren't we? Checkmate.

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Six, meeting Gaius: Have you ever experienced PTSD, depression, sleep deprivation, anxiety, or emotional manipulation?

Gaius: No.

Six: Would you like to?

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Cain, going over Kara's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Kara: Yes

Cain: Okay... may I know what you create?

Kara: Problems

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*Lee and Kara skipping stones on New Caprica*

Lee: It's such a beautiful evening.

Kara: Take that you frakking lake

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Saul Tigh: If I had a cubit for every time the Admiral put a gun in front of me and dared me to shoot him, I'd have...two cubits. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Laura: Bill and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.

Bill: We've been awake since Friday.

Laura: Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT HE WAS WRONG-

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Bill: So how’d you convince Kara to betray me? What’d you offer her?

Laura: I asked her if she wanted to embarrass you and she instantly said yes.

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Gaius: I don’t think we can mansplain manipulate malewife our way out of this one.

Six: Manslaughter it is.

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Laura: Get out of my chair.

Gaius: Maybe you should reconsider how you're asking.

Laura: Get the frak out of my chair.

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Gaius: Look at that tree, it’s completely hollow on the inside but it’s still alive, amazing!

Laura: I am too, that bitch ain’t special

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Lee: Dad, how do I get revenge?

Bill: The best revenge is to live well and move on.

Lee: Laura, how do I-

Laura: Airlock.

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Bill: Give me one good reason you had to airlock them.

Laura: Because of what they said.

Bill: What did they say?

Laura: "What are you going to do, airlock me?"

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Laura: I have flaws... what are they?

Laura: I sing in the shower

Laura: Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering

Laura: Occasionally I'll have someone thrown out the airlock

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Helena Cain: But seriously, what is the real plan here that doesn't have to do with frakking around?

Kara Thrace: There is no plan that does not involve frakking around. But we will make sure all of our frakking around will be applied in a constructive direction

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Bill: We're not mad, we're just disapointed in you

Laura: No, we're mad.

Bill: Yes, we're mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Laura: What? No we're not.

Bill: I'm not a mind reader, Laura

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[Kara & Zak getting married]

Lee: You can't elope!

Kara: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CANTALOUPE, YOU MELONHEAD?!