b.tan

tanning everyday humans ... temporarily

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i hate commitment, give me a tan for a night.

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b.tan, be you, be whatever, we totally support your quest to be a human being.

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sometimes you want to eat pizza while wearing lingerie during a photoshoot. sometimes you want to b.tan, it is pretty much the same thing.

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don't let the haters bring you down, you just have to be the human you want to be, no matter who that is. b.tan, tanning everyday humans... temporarily. 

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When words fail, wear a mustache!. b.tan, tanning everyday humans temporarily.

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it's ok to pretend your hair is lushes mustache. it's also ok to b.tan. as long as you're being you and doing the things you do, you know. it's cool.

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Ok so this isn't a funny post, this is some straight up legit knowledge that we are about to drop on you bubs. Did you know that some people aren't a US SIZE 0???? OMG I know we where shocked too.

Turns out like 99% of people don't look like photoshop bikini monsters, but they want to feel good and look tan sometimes too. 

We know the feels. 

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It's not a "miracle" product.

It's not made from the tears of one thousand sun-elves harvested at exactly midnight during a lunar eclipse - it's just tan. That tans you. Temporarily.

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b.tan , be weirdly tan, be yourself. We don't really care. #tanthattansyou

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John had dreamed of this moment since he was just a little fish in the sea. The day that he could finally- without being judged, discriminated against, or arrested, - unleash his inner sea goddess. 🐠 You go John, swim after your dreams. b.tan, be you, be whatever we don't judge. 

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You are a unique shining snowflake, you wear your hair that particular way and you have a "really cool" tattoo. We believe in you. ❄❄❄❄❄ Website launching soon www.btan.rocks

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who the f*ck is b.tan

​b.tan is the weird little sister you only met yesterday.

b.tan is your new best friend, they'll never lie to you and only talk behind your back occasionally.  

b.tan is that guy at the supermarket who gives you extra candy when your mom isn't looking. (not really, stay away from that guy.)

Straight up - b.tan is tan that tans you, no other BS

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if you know what i mean...

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b.tan tans you. now that we’ve got that part out of the way, lets get on to the fun stuff...