the cast of TFC: a primer
Neil: 80% of his life is a lie. The other 20% is exy. He is not fine.
Kevin: 100% exy. Raised by the mafia to play a sport. His birthday is 2/22 and that's fucked up.
Andrew: 90% of the time you hate him. 93% of the time you'll eat bees for him. 100% of the time you're crying and can't stop.
Aaron: Angry bean. Likes like 2 people. Will beat you up if you touch his secret not-girlfriend. Has killed a man. He’s not sorry.
Nicky: Problematic puppy who makes up for his mistakes by being the only one who actually cares. Pure. Don't touch.
Dan: Team Dad. Kicked a raven in the balls once. It was awesome. Loves her stripper stage sisters.
Matt: Bigger puppy. Punched Kevin Day in the face multiple times. Legitimately did nothing wrong. Pure. Don't touch.
Renee: Pastel. Beat jocks up with a bible and walked away. Only one in this entire series with patience. Be nice to her.
Allison: BAMF. Drives a pink convertible. Made like 500 bucks on betting Gay.
Wymack: 110% stress. Everything he says is 10K gold. Makes lock numbers relevant to him and his crush.
Jean: French bean. Kind of an ass. Not okay. Likes pastel colors. 10/10 would murder a man for.
Jeremy: Captain Cinnamon. Kevin Day's man crush. He punched me in the face once. It was awesome. Adopts french bean.
Thea: One of two women in professional Exy. Ready to kick Kevin's ass. Will force him to make friends at the dog park.
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