like the apple 🍎

buffy mcintosh 💅 business bitch. single af. the muse for harry styles best work.

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 SAM

Sam: I like the sound of that. Let's do it!

Buffy: yay! ah-maze!

Buffy: i have the perf dress 😘

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 KATHERINE

KATHERINE: I just get so use to what works! Especially with how much I have to stand with teaching.

KATHERINE: You are right though...

KATHERINE: I feel like it could be fun!

BUFFY: i do love shopping...

BUFFY: okay, let's do this!

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 SAM

Sam: Sowwy! That works for me. What did you have in mind?

Buffy: just like some drinks and maybe dancing??

[buffymcintosh]

TEXT || Buffy

Quinn: You know, I love the stuff you have in the store but I can never seem to get there before you close.

Quinn: You wouldn't be able to stay open late for me one night, would you?

Buffy: i like super feel for you bc i is v cute and it's so lame your sched is so busy but working late is also super lame

Buffy: buuuut i'm totally obsessed with this vip shopping scenario so i think we can make i work

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 KATHERINE

KATHERINE: But....I love those shoes! I've had them for awhile, they are so comfortable too!

KATHERINE: Maybe you could help me find new shoes? You have a great fashion sense!

BUFFY: oh, honneeey i'm so sorry bu you continue to give me reasons why you should ditch them

BUFFY: beauty = pain, babes

BUFFY: but omgg yesss love this idea!

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 SAM

Sam: Umm, me and my abs are kinda busy Friday, but I'd love to hang out another time.

Buffy: mmkay, slightly disappointing but i can do like a... super cute sat nigh situation instead?

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 SAM

BUFFY: do you and your abs want to hang friday night?

BUFFY: i'm thinking some cute drinks and maybe like aps or smth?

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 +DANIELLE

BUFFY: I say this with love in my heart but BURN THE SHOES WITH THE BUCKLES, PLEASE!

BUFFY: I'm not exaggerating when I say they are offensive and give me hives.

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 ARTIE

BUFFY: Hi cutie 😘

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 MILES

BUFFY: HAPPY BIRTHDAYY!!

BUFFY: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51bCbGlJBML._SX260_.jpg

BUFFY: IT'S SIGNED, SUPRISE!!

[betterthankanyebitch]

[buffymcintosh]

text 📲 buffy & carmen

Carmen: Now that is such a smart idea! I swear some places just don't have big enough closets! Unacceptable in my book. But that is so amazing! I have my own line I've been working on. Tempted to open my own business too.

Carmen: You should be proud! Not everyone could do that and rock it!

Buffy: oooor you could feature it at pick of the bunch?? i mean, why be competitors when we could work together babes. provided your stuff matches the essence of mine which i'm sure it will bc duh look at you!

Buffy: omg you're like the sweetest little angel fish

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 BUFFY

HENRY: You scared me at first until I kept reading.

HENRY: Should've known a Kardashian is involved.

BUFFY: can you believe bitch wasn't even there?!

BUFFY: it was a kardash-chien

BUFFY: a freaking dog henry

BUFFY: she did look fierce tho all dressed up like kim k

[buffymcintosh]

TEXTS 📲 AUBREY

AUBREY: Totally not sure that counts as a personal emergency, but sure.

AUBREY: Don't you have someone else to work so that you could be open and actually making money? Because that might be something that you want to look into.

BUFFY: ummm hi LABOR DAY weekend

BUFFY: p sure it's illegal to have ppl laboring, gosh

[buffymcintosh]

text 📲 buffy & carmen

Carmen: Hard working and charming, a dangerous combination. I know from experience.

Carmen: How long have you had this store?

Buffy: omg honestly idk i bought it like forever ago as a super cute storage for old pieces in my closet but i've been officially been running it for almost a year now??

Buffy: um wow, go me!

[buffymcintosh]

text 📲 buffy & carmen

Carmen: I stopped by your store the other day and I just wanted to tell you how amazing it was. I love myself some businesses run by women.

Buffy: um?? thank you so much!! i knew you were like just hot enough to have impeccable taste

[farnsworth-hq]

                      SEX+ROMANCE HEADCANONS!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation?  💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date?  👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?