when pigs fly

oozey mess
noise dept.

Jimmy Eat World
The Bright Sessions
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Keni
Phantogram Three
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
EXPECTATIONS

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RMH
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola

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@buglegs
when pigs fly
not planted so firmly, in favour of the wind
My next few years will be okay, at least
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
It's torture to breathe but the air tastes sweet
I got down onto my knees, clasped my hands together painfully and prayed.
Does she kill herself or get over it? Don't forget to tune in!
SPOILER
She doesn't kill herself. She keeps going, and though she knows it's all for nothing, she does it anyway.
She knows her future husband will gaze over her with disdain, grieving the loss of her young body.
She knows her future children will aspire just to juxtapose her.
She knows they will look over her stone unfeeling face and not see mother.
She knows she is uninteresting, and that her being has been viciously twisted.
She sees it in the eyes of strangers.
It hurts really really bad, but she's gonna keep going.
Oh god it hurts REALLY bad and nothing is even happening. It's all assumption.
Still, she knows.
Oh, God.
God.
It's bad.
Festering btw.
I want to sing
You know? Sing?
The thing that nature loves to do?
I feel so french (derogatory)
So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
liking a straight woman’s critique of a straight man’s misogynistic video and then taking back my like at the end when she tries to make a joke abt him being gay #lol we’re never getting out of here like we’re neverrrrrr getting out of here why are gay ppl driving the bus all of a sudden
Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one
Maybe I should disappear and take all the cigarettes in the world with me.
Just saw a street sign that said "oranje"
Why j.
This is inspiring to me for some reason.
More to come.
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