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the symbolism of billionaires willingly paying some greedy tech bro 250k to go sit in his backyard shed built tin-can submarine to find a sunk mass grave site of over a thousand people (many whom died solely due to being poor or third class passengers) only to become missing and likely lost at sea themselves is the type of karma you usually never get to see play out so perfectly

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It coinciding with the creation of a new oceanic mass grave off the coast of Greece, due to cultural hatred of The Poor, certainly makes it a stark illustration of exactly what has gone awry in our society: excessive adulation of wealth.

the-acid-pear

It's funny they have you believe this is a martial arts manga.

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Book 1, Chapter 1: there's a karate tournament and Baki can beat all the black belts despite being a beginner! :D

Book 5, chapter 98:

A caveman is fighting a giant crocodile in Tokyo.

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Can you believe this is real

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I like that Tokugawa just lets him keep the word 24/7. Also why did he even let him watch tv. Like ok I get it but like. Irresponsible parenting I know he's an adult but you gotta be MINDUFL. But also I love they just censor it because Musashi has no fucking idea what he's talking about

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OBSESSED. HE JUST FORGOT. C'MON. IT'S BEEN LESS THAN A YEAR. HOW DO YOU FORGET THE LITERALLY FUCKING CAVEMAN THEY REVIVED???!!!!!! 😭

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One date with Yujiro and he instantly becomes evil

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2021 liveblog remains peak. But also I love how Pickle can't stop being magnetizing for everyone. They see caveman they WANT him.

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Okay well Doppo Orochi can too so.

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I like Tokugawa keeps fucking these old scientists.

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It's so funny early on he hates on Doppo and co. for simply showing off and not fighting and now he's like yeah and I was a show off sometimes and I loved the attention it was great. Like man. What happened to him.

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He looks so genuinely sad it made ME sad. I'm sorry babygirl you're actually the best we'll have people chanting your name again in no time 🥺

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I love how fucking scared Mitsunari and Payne are.

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Load bearing panel

asteroidtroglodyte

podcast gym bro Tboy pussy call that shit a protein pocket

questcult

What a uniquely heinous and whimsical assortment of words and letters you've created.

Delightfully awful.

asteroidtroglodyte

Yea the sentence appeared fully formed in my brain and I felt compelled to inflict it upon others simply too cursed to keep to myself

A fun bit of American Syncretic Religion is that Angels apparently go to Baseball Games

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thetursithan

A nice shower and the day can begin...

hoodiedeer

i just woke up and for a few seconds i thought those were some kind of vegetables being dropped into the sink to rinse off until they kept moving on their own and they still 100% look like weird leafy vegetables

saigeofseasons

I've been awake for 17 hours and I deadass thought they were vegetables

asteroidtroglodyte

That’s jungle birds for you

My kid is having a “battle” between two of his stuffed animals but they’re only bumping faces together and he’s only making kissy noises so, I think he’s got a future as a Fic Author

Which Yankee stereotype applies to you? (non-Yanks welcome)

Golly do I love Big Drink

Cheeseburger is a food group, right?

Guns. Lots of Guns!

Fluorescent Blonde (store-bought is fine)

I don’t have to be a Rancher to dress like a Cowboy

My Truck is my legs, and I gots big legs

YOU COULD SAY I’M SOMEWHAT LOUD

I’ll smile at a Stranger, just you watch 😁

I am not even an honorary Yank (see results)

Remaining time: 14 hours 23 minutes

shadow-wizard-moneygang

Do you see those two weevlis Doctor? Which would you choose?

asteroidtroglodyte

Neither: there’s not a scrap of difference between them; they’re both the same species of Curculio

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If you, had to choose. If you were forced to choose. If there were no other responses

asteroidtroglodyte

Well then, if you’re going to push me:

I would choose the right-hand weevil;

it has significant advantage in both length and breadth.

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THERE! I HAVE YOU! YOU'RE COMPLETELY DISHED!

asteroidtroglodyte

Damnit

annabelle--cane

I really like motherhood as a character trait and symbol in fiction because it's a position of power afforded to women that's both aligned with and central to their gender role rather than being contrary to it, and it can reveal a lot about how a character reacts to being given almost total control, heavy responsibilities, and very little external accountability or support, which I think is a very rich scenario and character type to explore. in my mind the role of mother is closer to captain than to wife. but, unfortunately for me, there is the rest of the world to contend with, and most other people are trying to be Normal about motherhood rather than Weird about it on purpose.

deepseasmetro

my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

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I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

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megamindsupremacy

DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

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I mean, technically it’s true

penny-anna

Lux Luthor: I did not have sexual relations with Superman, I simply stole his DNA and created a child from it without his consent

Everyone in Metropolis:

frillyheathen

This is my favorite series of posts on this hellsite

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dc comics heritage post

corantus

locked the fuck in get my money up

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”