Buoy

30 ENFP ♉️ I don’t know what to make of this account

[longseasons]

does anyone like me and want to understand me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

youve been a bad gamer. mommy is going to pwn you now

[jame7t]

this is an example of a tumblr post! try making your own, pervert!

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[m000sey]

feeesh 🩵

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[pjackk]

when will you hit menopause pjac

Im never hitting pause on men

[pykuone]

Swimming Competition

[rumwik]

Buiiiiiiii

[ofwings]

Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

[heavensickness]

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[crazy-brazilian]

[dv-doll]

Bro said no cucumber on his Cali roll? That's like half the roll. You paid full price for half the roll.

[crazy-brazilian]

he said no cum actually

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society