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roblox account... hi.. pfp by vall1emoon on twitta

[buildermon]

*sniff sniff* DO I SMELL BUILDRMON

(checks blog) AND SEWH AND BRANDONWORKS REFERENCES?? CUTELY FOLLOWS

heh yes yes you do... unfortunately this isn't my main so i cannot follow back but i will in spirit (LOL!!! SPIRIT ROBLOX!!!) 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️...

[buildermon]

YES to be the friend that's too woke cause misogyny is so bad in the roblox fandom to the point i cannot find any brighteyes content where she isn't just shedletskys girlboss wife or 1xs girlboss mom or just an accessory for shedletsky & 1x. And miss me with that "but she has no canon lore" bullshit cause You think Telamon creating 1x1 was something that ROBLOX came up with themselves??? No bruh that shits fanon. MAKE UP BRIGHTEYES LORE. OPEN GOOGLE DOCS RIGHT NOW!!!!

and before anyone says "telamon laid an egg that 1x hatched from" just know that if you genuinely think that you might need to reread the paragraph you got that from over and over until it clicks.

+ yes i know this is ironic coming from someone with the buildermon user I DON'T CARE. brighteyes is and will forever be my fav and im sick and fucking tired of her and other female characters being reduced to an accessory for male characters. you guys will always go "but i hc brighteyes as a lesbian & ship her with jan anyway!" then have like 1 half assed doodle of her and jan talking about builderman and shedletsky then the rest of your account is builderman and telamon making out sloppy style with a 50 page analysis on how deep and tragic their relationship that YOU 🫵 came up with in YOUR 🫵 mind. DPMO. COME UP WITH SOMETHING FOR THE GIRLS IT'S NOOTTT THAT HARD!!!!

[buildermon]

saw a post about this on twitter and i have not been able to think about it since. they're so.. guh... i know the popular buildermon dynamic is "telamon being jolly while builderman is overly negative" but consider the opposite. *crowd boos*