Beef Inspector

Horny gay dude into massive bodybuilders, muscle models, fitness guys and hunky bears. My biggest PG13-rated turn-ons: Skimpy, bulging posing suits; beefy feet (soles, yum); and just plain handsome faces atop the roided mass.

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I haven’t posted here in ages. But, I feel it’s worth coming out of Tumblr retirement to provide these images:

“Frankie”

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Gigantic Italian muscle beast Michele Caruso is overwhelming in his rugged sexual appeal, both shaved and with fur. I love his epic beard, his incredibly dense physique, and his, er, obviously enormous other assets. 😈

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There’s something insanely hot about British bodybuilder Garaint “Gez” Baldwin. He’s been competing in a lot of local UK shows recently, and while he’s done well, it’s his combustible erotic appeal and deliciously cocky attitude that keep me scouring YouTube for his on-stage routines.

Rugged and sexy face: ✅

Epic body: ✅

Huge bulge: ✅

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This is another Czech stud. Jarda Jenicek, is, like, an orgasm factory. Those tiny posers. And that face…

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RIP Chris Dickerson. Olympia winner, LGBT icon, and one of the greatest of all time. Gone, but never forgotten, at the age of 82.

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Gunter at FIBO

Continuing with my temporary retro theme, here’s one of my favorite guest posing videos ever. Gunter Schlierkamp in his prime was reliably great-looking and appealing as all hell. But the stages of the annual FIBO exhibition and vendor event in Germany always seemed to bring out a sensual, at times even boldly erotic, side of him that he rarely brought to his contest outings. Just a couple months, perhaps, from reaching his ideal competition weight, he offers up a truly massive physique with real intensity and cockiness. It’s a quite memorable display and one that, if it captures the viewer’s fancy, can be exceedingly exciting. 😈🥵💦

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Completing my focus on the massive, tremendously sexy and virile Dean Caputo with this rare posing footage and very brief interview. The red posers he’s (barely) sporting in the studio are just so good—designed to be daringly brief and revealing, but also cut in a way that powerfully compliments his massive thighs and granite-like midsection as he runs through his sensuous poses.

And the brief clips at the end, showcasing his onstage evolution over the course of several years, reveal a man who didn’t just get increasingly gigantic with time, but profoundly hotter and more arousing, as well.. Dean’s cockiness and confidence are epic turn-ons. This stuff always gets me hard as hell. 😈

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Dean Caputo

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Having recently gone through an extremely difficult personal loss, I’ve found myself reflecting on and seeking comfort in the past. And that includes on the men of my earliest erotic memories and of my sexual awakening which, very happily for me, coincided with the so-called Golden Age of bodybuilding, roughly 1976-1994.

Over the next week or so, I’ll be posting collages of my absolute favorites, the men I’ve come back to again and again with excitement and desire. I don’t plan on turning this blog into a retro site long-term—and I’ll possibly toss in some pics of “new blood” here and there, just to mix things up—but the thought of creating these upcoming posts makes me happy and horny. And that’s all to the good.

I’m going to start things off with the staggeringly hot Ohio NPC competitor Dean Caputo, now a very successful show organizer and gym owner, but in the early 90s, probably the hugest, most gifted bodybuilder since Matt Mendenhall to never make it to the pro ranks of the IFBB. That absolutely didn’t stop him from appearing in magazines, print ads, and commercials all over the place, though. He was way too hot and huge to ignore, as these pics make plain. Between his exceedingly handsome face, massive physique, deliciously full posing trunks, and raw sexual magnetism, he was an advertiser’s dream. And when he’s posing on stage, every inch of his body—from that signature blond flat-top hairstyle to the lasciviously exposed soles of his huge bare feet—get me excited as shit. Grrr.

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Lars Ostling of Sweden—where he’s probably better known as the comparatively frail husband of the truly gigantic female bodybuilder/reality star Irene Andersen than for his own remarkable physique—benefits greatly, as do so many men, from the addition of facial hair, which he apparently shaves off and regrows at utterly random, totally irregular intervals for reasons known only to himself. While his body is always on point—massive and dense, but not without its own shapely lines, if you look closely enough—and he fills out those posers very nicely indeed, that beard takes him from merely impressive as a physical specimen, to the kind of ultra-masculine hotness that provokes disreputable, straight-up piggish lust. 😈A very, very hot man.

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Lukas Wyler

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Lukas Wyler

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More of the incredibly hunky Swiss pro bodybuilding star and model Lukas Wyler. He’s so insanely massive that he typically dwarfs the majority of his competitors onstage, yet has the looks and sexual appeal to rep such decidedly mainstream products as hair pomade in German-language TV and magazine ads. He’s such a huge, handsome—and charmingly, if unaccountably, modest—stud, and I’m extremely here for it. Grrr.

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Petar Duper

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Italian Classic Physique competitor—and credentialed, practicing psychologist—Petar Duper is just an extremely handsome, sexy man. He’s done some fairly risqué photo shoots, which make for exceptionally pleasant viewing, and he radiates a graceful, yet potent, sensuality on stage. An uncommonly fine specimen of masculine, muscular beauty all around.

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Here’s some great footage of the astoundingly hot and sexy Joe Ballinger on stage at the 2021 Alicante International. That face, that body, those posers…Fucking hell.

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David Hoffmann

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