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@bulletsnborzois
Tell us more about your wife!
“Gladly! She’s the most wonderful woman I’ve ever met. Her name is Sofia, we’ve known each other since we were both very young. Would you believe me if I told you she was the first one to make the first move? She’s always been so unafraid to speak her mind.”Sascha pulls out his wallet and retrieves a small photo with worn edges.“This is a photo of her. Isn’t she beautiful?”
What's your favorite dessert?
“Nothing beats the Taiyaki my mother makes. ...Though Kulich is a close second.”
Does your scarf have an origin story?
“Is nothing too special. My wife bought it for me as a gift. It helps the cold be a bit more bearable.”
[[ just updated Sascha’s reaction images :’D
just so y’all know c: ]]
Why do you love dogs so much?
“What’s not to love? They’re loyal, loving, friendly, and if you get a good one they’re great cuddlers too. Nina and Vera always try and sleep at the foot of the bed when Sofia and I settle in for the night.”
How do you feel about cats?
“I’m a bigger fan of dogs, but I suppose cats are nice too. All animals are good in their own ways, and I think I’d have to be a pretty sour person to hate something as adorable as a kitten.”
“Kittens are so cute...”
Do you think the earth is flat?
“Do I look like an idiot to you?”
You know smoking is bad for your health, right?
“We all have our vices, anon.”
What is your favorite color?
“I’m rather fond of green. It’s the color of my lovely wife’s eyes.”
Are you married or in a relationship? Do you enjoy the single life?
“Married, actually. My wife’s name is Sofia, we got married two years ago in the spring.”
“We have a baby on the way as well, I’m quite excited to be a father!”
Do you actually own a Borzoi? If so, what's its name?
“I actually have two, both females. Vera and Nina. Here’s a photo; Vera is the one on the left, Nina is on the right.”
“Yeesh. Sure is quiet around here...”
“Hmph... Guess I should introduce myself. My name is Sascha Orechov, I recently transferred to the East Grestin checkpoint from one of the few along the border with Obristan. Something about a replacement being needed? Anyway, go ahead and ask questions if you want, I suppose.”
[[ hey guys, it’s handmadecyanide! I’ve had this grumpy man chilling in my folders for a while and finally made him a blog :D don’t mind his grumpy mug, he’s happy to see you I swear!]]