Loafter's the best medicine! Puns that get better by the dozen

Our goal is to crumb-le City Council's wheat ban. Here goes muffin!

[wtnvbot]

We have an interesting story for you today listeners: The city council would like you to remember that wheat and wheat by-products are bad.

[bun-intended]

:(

[badjokesbyjeff]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[snakes-of-nightvale]

@bun-intended

[bun-intended]

Wheat can we say? There’s nothing butter than a loafly bread!

[badjokesbyjeff]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[snakes-of-nightvale]

@bun-intended

[wtnvine-has-moved]

Diane: “Why don’t you get a healthy snack, Josh”

Josh: “Ugh, I want wheat byproducts”

Diane: “I sAiD a HeAlThY sNaCk JoSh!”

[snakes-of-nightvale]

wheat byproducts are delicious!!!

[bun-intended]

LEGALIZE!

[wtnvine-has-moved]

I saw the reblog and then I saw the name. I’m proud of the bread movement in nightvale.

[bun-intended]

Thanks! We're always in kneed of supporters

[wtnvine-has-moved]

Diane: “Why don’t you get a healthy snack, Josh”

Josh: “Ugh, I want wheat byproducts”

Diane: “I sAiD a HeAlThY sNaCk JoSh!”

[snakes-of-nightvale]

wheat byproducts are delicious!!!

[bun-intended]

LEGALIZE!

[snakes-of-nightvale]

Whatever holiday you celebrate, I hope it’s a happy one!

And for all the other eldritch beings out there, cheers to all the fresh blood the new year will bring!

[bun-intended]

Wheat a bun-derful message! We too hope your holidays are loaf-ly this year and absolutely amaizeing

[snakes-of-nightvale]

@bun-intended

[bun-intended]

What do you kneed, friends?

[snakes-of-nightvale]

Hey!

[bun-intended]

Wheat’s up, snake friend?

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[snakes-of-nightvale]

@bun-intended

[bun-intended]

What do you kneed, friends?

[cecilpalmersuggestion]

So, we heard something about babies??? -nightvale-citycouncil

Oh yes! We’re pregnant!

[nightvale-citycouncil]

Congratulations! Make sure to fill out the proper forms and submit them before the birth!

[cecilpalmersuggestion]

Yes! We will, 200%.

[nightvale-citycouncil]

We can send over a file with some tips on a wheat-free baby diet if you’d like?

[bun-intended]

Or, and we may be going against the grain with this, but rye don’t you try a loafly wheat-filled diet instead? :DDD

[thundergunnexpress]

what the hell is going on

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

come find out

[bun-intended]

We've partnered with Outback Steakhouse, where the only rule is that if they tell you something is a steak, you must eat it.

Therefore, everyone who comes to Outback can now enjoy the sweet taste of wheat (and it's byproducts)! We will give you bread, and tell you it's steak! It's FULLPROOF!

[cecilpalmersuggestion]

So, we heard something about babies??? -nightvale-citycouncil

Oh yes! We’re pregnant!

[nightvale-citycouncil]

Congratulations! Make sure to fill out the proper forms and submit them before the birth!

[cecilpalmersuggestion]

Yes! We will, 200%.

[nightvale-citycouncil]

We can send over a file with some tips on a wheat-free baby diet if you’d like?

[bun-intended]

*gasp*

Our famed radio host's child will never know the longing kneed for wheat?

@cecilpalmersuggestion DONUT LISTEN TO THEM!!!

[nightvale-citycouncil]

Hey IS there any reason that wheat is banned in nightvale? One comprehensible to the average human anyways (if the reason goes by eldritch abomination logic just say so)

It turns into snakes. Deadly snakes.

[bun-intended]

Deadly misunderstood snakes. Doughnut breadily assume they are evil!

[papasun-deactivated20240318]

I love daggers……and knives….. swords…..

[papasun-deactivated20240318]

If it has a blade it’s fucking sexy and that’s that

[mayor-dana-cardinal]

I agree with these statements.

[allhailthevoid]

“Are you homophobic? Does the idea of homosexuality send shivers down your spine?Are you terrified of gay people? You should be, we have magical powers and we will convert you. It is useless to resist.”

— Amanda Denver, president of the Night Vale GLADD chapter (via the-eyes-of-night-vale)

[cecilpalmersuggestion]

Due to @nightvale-citycouncil new rule, arms are now illegal?

What?

[bun-intended]

Cecil go back to bed, you’re very ill

[shitpostsofafan]

Inktober Day 2: Wheat and Wheat By-Products!

Here, we see an illegal wheat-dealer. Now kids, stay in school. Don’t smoke wheat.

[bun-intended]

What a loafly drawing! We absolutely adough it