put. the bunny. in. the box.

john / 22 / he/him heir of breath, co-creator of earth c, and movie enthusiast. [Indie John Egbert RP blog.]

[bunnyinthebox]

chainedquadrants:

DOES IT MATTER WHAT–

OH YEAH I FORGOT HUMANS DON’T REALLY HAVE QUADRANTS.

NEVERMIND. I’LL GO ICE SKATING WITH YOU. BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO IT IN THE SLIGHTEST. IF YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME.

i haven’t done it since i was a kid, but if i can remember i’ll show you. and if i can’t i guess we’ll both just fall down a lot.

[bunnyinthebox]

chainedquadrants:

OH, YEAH. THAT REMINDS ME.

CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT VALENTINE’S DAY IS. IT LOOKS… INTERESTING, BUT I DON’T THINK WE HAD THAT ON ALTERNIA AND ALL THE TALK ABOUT IT HAS DONE NOTHING TO CLEAR IT UP.

I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WANT TO GO. I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT AND ALSO YOU ARE THERE.

valentine’s day is a holiday where people who are in relationships go on dates and stuff. it’s like an anniversary but for every one who’s got a significant other. that’s about it.

hm. well, it’s snowing everywhere. we could go ice skating.

[bunnyinthebox]

chainedquadrants:

UGH.

OK, FINE.

THAT’S REASSURING TO HEAR BUT I’M STILL KIND OF MAD AT YOU. YOU OWE ME SOMETHING NOW. YOU’RE INDEBTED TO ME. LET’S SEE. 

OH, YOU HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME. BUT SOMEWHERE VERY FAR AWAY FROM CALIBORN’S EXISTENCE.

oh, no! not a date with my beloved boyfriend! such cruel orders you have given!

no, but i am glad. i’ve been wanting to go out with you somewhere. valentine’s day is coming up too. where do you want to go?

[bunnyinthebox]

chainedquadrants:

OH MY GOD.

ARE YOU BLACK FOR HIM TOO.

oh my god, no!!!! karkat, no!!!!

it is two hundred percent platonic hate!

besides, even if i did feel that way about someone, i wouldn’t do anything about it. i am dating you and that is the only person i want to date.

but seriously. the very idea of being black for that guy makes me sick to my stomach.

[bunnyinthebox]

chainedquadrants:

YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE DUMBASS.

JUST NOT WHEN CALIBORN IS OUT THERE.

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU COMPLETELY STUPID OR JUST BLISSFULLY UNAWARE THAT THERE’S MELODRAMATIC GREEN SKULLS OUT THERE THAT WANT TO KILL YOU FOR NO REASON.

SORRY.

BUT SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK. 

i really wanted to fight him, because i hate his fucking guts. but he shot me and ran away before i could kick his ass. :/

[bunnyinthebox]

chainedquadrants:

UGHHHHHHH YOU IDIOT.

JOHN, JUST BLOCK HIM. THIS IS REALLY GROSS. AND ALSO DON’T GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO HIM, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I THINK HE’S BLACK FOR YOU AND DOESN’T GET IT. 

yeah, ok. i don’t actually like talking to him, so i do not really object to doing that.

i did want to go outside again at some point though.

[chainedquadrants-blog]

bunnyinthebox replied to your post: KIND OF HOPING THAT YELLING AT THAT GUY ON THE…

wait, is that why caliborn has been sending me snapchats, demanding i come outside?

WHAT. WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE HIM ON SNAPCHAT.

[bunnyinthebox]

i dunno, it’s a convenient way  to find out when it’s time to kick his ass.

[bunnyinthebox]

...i don’t know why i didn’t expect that to happen.

he shot me to death! that hurts, you piece of shit!!!

and then when i resurrected i found this note.

[bunnyinthebox]

i’m gonna go outside and see what that ass caliborn wants.

[bunnyinthebox]

i feel super sick today. cuddling with teacup and playing stardew valley is the order of business.

[bunnyinthebox]

((oh noo the inevitable happened i replied on the wrong blog!!))

[bunnyinthebox]

moodymoirails replied to your post: supremedoujinshimangaka: ...

((Of course its you, bunny. I was staring at that post like “Jesus that a good caliborn, like holy shit. Wonder who’s playing them.” And of course its you, and all that fucking skill and writing skill, you goddamn… wizard…. :p))

((aww, you’re too nice!!! i’m blushing. thank you so much! i love ur fantrolls so i’m glad to get your approval.))

[supremedoujinshimangaka-deactiv]

LAVISH ME WITH ATTENTION. AND MAKE ME FEEL GOOD, WITH NICE WORDS. AND I MAY REWARD YOU. WITH MY LATEST ARTISTIC ENDEAVOUR.

YOU MAY GET TO SCRAMBLING FOR MY FAVOUR AT ANY MOMENT.

[supremedoujinshimangaka-deactiv]

THOUGH IT SEEMS NO ONE. HAS TAKEN ME UP ON THE OFFER. WHICH FRANKLY. I FIND SHOCKING. AND LEAVES ME DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU. DESPITE THE VERY LITTLE FAITH THAT I HAD IN ANY OF YOU TO BEGIN WITH.

I WILL SHARE IT ANYWAY. MY LATEST “MAGNUM OPUS,” OR YAOI MASTERPIECE.

AS YOU CAN SEE. IT FEATURES TWO OF MY OWN. ORIGINAL O.C.S. I AM SHARING WITH YOU. ON THE PRETENSE THAT YOU DO NOT STEAL THEM. OR TRY TO MAKE THEM AS YOUR OWN.

CAN YOU SEE. HOW SKILLFULLY I DEPICTED THE LARGER MALE. HOLDING THE SMALLER ONE. AND HOW DISGUSTINGLY SWEET AND KIND THEIR INTERACTION IS. IT ALMOST MAKES YOU. WANT TO STARE AT IT IN UTTER HORROR. AT THE IRONIC DEBAUCHERY I HAVE PRODUCED. I FOR ONE. HAVE TO TAKE A LONG TIME TO LOOK AT IT. TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I’VE DONE. AND HOW INCREDIBLY PROFANE THE IMPLICATIONS ARE.

[bunnyinthebox]

caliborn what the fuck.

[bunnyinthebox]

cavalcade-of-aliens replied to your post “who wants to go on a GREAT FRIEND DATE? we’ll go do awesome friend...”

Iradoe: Yoooo, that'd bee sick, man! You probably gotta meeeet mee first, but wheen you do, sign mee thee fuck up!

well, it is nice to meet you just now. hi, my name is john, who are you?

[foppishaplomb]

Sun in My Sky - A Johnkat Playlist

click for youtube playlist.

a johnkat playlist in 2018.

Old College Try - The Mountain Goats // Another First Kiss - They Might Be Giants // The Luckiest - Ben Folds // Everything’s Alright - To the Moon (Adriana Figueroa Music Box Cover) // Still in Love With You - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy // Mr. Blue Sky - Electric Light Orchestra // Hidden in the Sand - Tally Hall // Learn to Live With What You Are - Ben Folds // How Do I Live - LeAnn Rimes (Piano Cover) // I Can’t Believe You’re in Love With Me - Billie Holiday

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[bunnyinthebox]

mutationsensation:

Oh sure this can be exactly how you want it john don’t worry! 

And yeah god tier pajamas are pretty resilient :3

I don’t just do taller, I can change your body in a hundred ways, really if you wanna play around with resizing anything or minor adjustments I’m all for it! I just love playing divine plastic surgeon ;p 

as long as it’s not permanent, i’m willing to play! i like my body the way it is, but i like new experiences too. like i said, i got nothin’ to lose.

[bunnyinthebox]

mutationsensation:

Yes and yes.

Honestly you got me, I dunno why I like this I just always dreamed about it, it became a big (snrk) part of me??

As for what’s nice? The tingly rushy feeling of growing is like nothing else, and bursting out of stuff is so satisfying. I’m a weirdo!!

huh! i guess i only really changed size when my harley, jade, made us tiny and stuff to put us on our planets. i never really paid attention to how it felt though.

if you don’t mind me being kinda confused, i don’t mind playing with your space powers. i got nothin’ to lose but maybe my shirt! when it gets ripped off because i got super tall, haha. except i am wearing god tier pajamas so it would probably just repair itself magically. also i want to keep my shirt on, to be clear.