Burger Bard

A kingly delight in every bite!

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Burger Bard Klotski variations

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Burger Bard Minimals, 2-page advertisement, early 1996. This was produced by Melissa Tarricone and directed by Shashank Kapoor. Design supervision by Noram Scott and Gerhardt Brahm. Physical reference models by Ilyena Grishchenko studios.

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Happy birthday! It has been one year since Burger Bard launched our new social media. Do you remember having a birthday party at Burger Bard? If so, who put that memory there?

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(Note: The text of this comic is not entirely accurate to what was published in the early 2000s. It has been translated to French and back again, with creative license taken. We hesitate to publish what amounts to fanfiction, but have not yet been able to acquire an accurate English script.) This comic, of course, marks the collaboration between Burger Bard and the then-popular French LCD handheld games company Crystalectrics. (Programming for this version is by Difegue.) Nineteen handheld LCD video games were designed, and were available in six basic shapes.

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Burger Bard: Race Cars

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Who is the Empty Knight?

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Hello Burger Bard! Thanks for sharing the activity book, there appears to be A LOT going on in there!

There's a group of us on the Vehemence server working through the activities, and we've found some things which include this text:

"Show your code to the Burger Bard staff for validation"

And we are wondering what you intend for us to do with those messages?

One of the first ones we found was at this location, an apparent Prologue to some Lore we've found several chapters of so far!

Invalid Code Cannot Validate

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who are you

The Burger Bard is an adventurous, lute-playing cat who can solve any problem with fast food. He is a skilled swordfighter and the fastest runner in the kingdom. He is friends with everyone! He enjoys archery and baseball, and can often be found napping under his favorite oak tree, until he is called to action by someone in need. He believes in equality, and that everyone has the right to a hearty meal. He is also the mascot of a charity which supplies canned food to food banks.

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Burger Bard Big Book: Coloring & Activity

244 pages of fun! https://archive.org/details/burger-bard-big-book-coloring-activity

Comics, coloring pages, character bios, a word search, mazes, "find the difference," coupons and Nonogram puzzles.

Characters include: Burger Bard • Kola Bear • Frenchie • Curly • Vibes • Halmon Eggs • Bat Magic • King Beareon • Honey Hash Bruin • Chicken Witch • Taco Sal • Soakey • Gloomy Wolf • Beefenschtein

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Burger Bard and King Beareon, with Bat Magic, Frenchie and Curly

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Burger Bard on the high seas (90s version), with Soakey, Frenchie, Curly, Kola Bear, Vibes, and Bat Magic

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Burger Bard and Vibes (90s version)

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Burger Bard film noir, with Halmon Eggs and Honey Hash-Bruin

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A Burger Bard Western, with Taco Sal, Kola Bear, Honey Hash-Bruin, Frenchie and Curly

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Burger Bard vs the Chicken Witch, with Bat Magic and Kola Bear

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Burger Bard with Halmon Eggs, Frenchie and Curly, Honey Hash Bruin, King Beareon, Kola Bear, Bat Magic and Vibes (Breakfast on the Farm 90s remake)