That one bloodfiend who just lives in the backroom

I'm not going to take your order how the fuck did you get back here

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Got fired from Bloodfiend Dairy Queen, now Burger King (or Burgerlking? I don't know man I just work here) is my new homie. I won't take your order but I will take your kidneys and/or various other body parts (the rest goes in the food BTW, cool fun fact)

What's a bloodfiend doing in something obviously themed around not bloodfiends? Well you see we bloodfiends are like cats in which we enjoy being involved in things where bloodfiends are not needed.

DNI:

- ANYONE FROM DAIRY QUEEN. FUCK YOU.

- ANYONE FROM SPECIFICALLY BLOODFIEND DAIRY QUEEN. FUCK YOU ESPECIALLY.

- That one guy who keeps coming into the back room to spray me with water (you aren't funny.)

- Fanghunt Office fixers

My boss and the one who hired me:

@burgerlkingofthewilddelivery

I have coworkers but I've never met them lol

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

The more I think about it, the more I realize I don't remember getting embraced. I don't..remember being in that amusement park for as long as the other bloodfiends here say they were. Am I even a Manchegan bloodfiend? I remember getting bitten..I remember panic..I remember a voice and warmth..

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Oh fuck I didn't mean to post that I was using this app to take notes and I hit publish oh fuck oh shit how do you delete things-

[burgerlkingjanitor]

from my unprofessional opinion I shall say that you might've distorted into a Bloodfiend; its recorded to be very common.

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Wait you can do that- That's just a thing you can do?-

[burgerlkingjanitor]

i have heard about it many times within the City, countless stories.

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

You know that explains a lot more than I thought it would. Cool.

..Actually that's also another reason I got fired from Bloodfiend Dairy Queen cause I think they were like only hiring pure bloodfiends- besides all the rule breaking and biting people-

[burgerlkingjanitor]

perhaps if you distorted into a Bloodfeind.. that means you would perhaps be considered a First Kindred..?

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Man I would feel really stupid if that's true. Probably is though. Man they fired a First Kindred from Bloodfiend Dairy Queen for biting people I bet they feel real stupid-

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

The more I think about it, the more I realize I don't remember getting embraced. I don't..remember being in that amusement park for as long as the other bloodfiends here say they were. Am I even a Manchegan bloodfiend? I remember getting bitten..I remember panic..I remember a voice and warmth..

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Oh fuck I didn't mean to post that I was using this app to take notes and I hit publish oh fuck oh shit how do you delete things-

[burgerlkingjanitor]

from my unprofessional opinion I shall say that you might've distorted into a Bloodfiend; its recorded to be very common.

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Wait you can do that- That's just a thing you can do?-

[burgerlkingjanitor]

i have heard about it many times within the City, countless stories.

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

You know that explains a lot more than I thought it would. Cool.

..Actually that's also another reason I got fired from Bloodfiend Dairy Queen cause I think they were like only hiring pure bloodfiends- besides all the rule breaking and biting people-

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

The more I think about it, the more I realize I don't remember getting embraced. I don't..remember being in that amusement park for as long as the other bloodfiends here say they were. Am I even a Manchegan bloodfiend? I remember getting bitten..I remember panic..I remember a voice and warmth..

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Oh fuck I didn't mean to post that I was using this app to take notes and I hit publish oh fuck oh shit how do you delete things-

[burgerlkingjanitor]

from my unprofessional opinion I shall say that you might've distorted into a Bloodfiend; its recorded to be very common.

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Wait you can do that- That's just a thing you can do?-

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

The more I think about it, the more I realize I don't remember getting embraced. I don't..remember being in that amusement park for as long as the other bloodfiends here say they were. Am I even a Manchegan bloodfiend? I remember getting bitten..I remember panic..I remember a voice and warmth..

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Oh fuck I didn't mean to post that I was using this app to take notes and I hit publish oh fuck oh shit how do you delete things-

[burgerlkingjanitor]

from my unprofessional opinion I shall say that you might've distorted into a Bloodfiend; its recorded to be very common.

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Wait you can do that- That's just a thing you can do?-

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

The more I think about it, the more I realize I don't remember getting embraced. I don't..remember being in that amusement park for as long as the other bloodfiends here say they were. Am I even a Manchegan bloodfiend? I remember getting bitten..I remember panic..I remember a voice and warmth..

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Oh fuck I didn't mean to post that I was using this app to take notes and I hit publish oh fuck oh shit how do you delete things-

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

..this isn't even an app I'm just going crazy I fucking guess-

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

The more I think about it, the more I realize I don't remember getting embraced. I don't..remember being in that amusement park for as long as the other bloodfiends here say they were. Am I even a Manchegan bloodfiend? I remember getting bitten..I remember panic..I remember a voice and warmth..

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Oh fuck I didn't mean to post that I was using this app to take notes and I hit publish oh fuck oh shit how do you delete things-

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

The more I think about it, the more I realize I don't remember getting embraced. I don't..remember being in that amusement park for as long as the other bloodfiends here say they were. Am I even a Manchegan bloodfiend? I remember getting bitten..I remember panic..I remember a voice and warmth..

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

*The catlike entity reappears, this time right in front of you.*

*Its grin opens, revealing rows of teeth.*

*It lunges at you, and sinks its teeth into your hand.*

*And then, it’s gone. The pain is still there, but you don’t look wounded at all.*

Oh so it is a fight you want-

..Actually I think I'm the worst protein you can get cause I'm a bloodfiend lol- Like yeah I think blood has protein in it but it's like old protein by the time it's a part of me and that's like gross or something. So why are you doing this to yourself when there's like a million people who have actual good meat on them?-

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

It wants your protein

I mean if you want the egg you can have it I guess- If you want anything else though you can fuck off-

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

*A pitch black cat-like thing appears in the peripherals of your vision.*

*One eye is pink, one is yellow. It wears an inhuman grin upon its face.*

*It looks hungry.*

*And then, it’s gone.*

Huh.

Yeah I really don't know how to respond to most of that.

But-

There's only room for one vaguely catlike entity in this backroom and that room is already filled very nicely by myself-

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

The friends are coming

So on one hand this is super ominous but at the same time it can't be worse than the place I refuse to name- So cool I guess-

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

hide the fucking eggs

they will come for you

oh i put it on the bloodfiend's

i mean i put it on Miha's head.

In my defense, I panicked and for some reason it's staying PERFECTLY on their head and they didn't even notice me doing that.

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

??? Egg on my head? How long ago did you do that?-

Oh I actually feel it now that I know-

Mmm..don't feel like removing it so it will stay until it falls.

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Hey guys I'm back from my identity crisis nap- I mean the other part is still going but I'm sure repressing it through work and scamming people of all the blood in their bodies will totally stop the mental spiraling that happens when I think about it too hard-

What's going o- oh that's the boss man getting beaten up. Should probably do something about that.

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Everyone keeps calling me "the bloodfiend" but I have a name you know! It's..

Uh..

..hm.

I..have a name. Of course I have one. I'm a bloodfiend so I had to have a name before I was embraced! And that name is really cool and it's..

[I look at my reflection, at least what I can see of it in the dirty metal.]

..Who am I? Why don't I remember who I used to be before I turned into this..bloodthirsty monster..?

Oh wait-

[I pull the name tag off my obviously stolen polo shirt. The tag still has dried blood on it.]

My name is...Miho! Yeah! See I told you it's a very cool name that I definitely always had! Anyways I have a job to do so I don't have time to unpack any of that-

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

Is that just a phrase for turning them into gore or does the blood field actually get them

He does actually get them, as a treat.

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

...wait hold on @burgerkingbackroombloodfiend what are your pronouns

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

First off, can confirm I do get them and it is much better than the people I trick into coming into the back since it's less work for me

Second..honestly I use any pronouns cause my gender changes for whatever bit I'm going for and forcing people to remember what they should be for every bit would just be dumb- You can even call me an it if you want I don't really care-

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

can't believe i had to go clean up all the spare estrogen, you'd think i get paid for cleaning up various anon blunders

...what?

WE COULD'VE SOLD-

YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING WORK HERE

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

Awww, I was drinking that :(

[burgerlkingofthewilddelivery]

Drinking what

the estrogen?? the person throwing it away????

[burgerkingbackroombloodfiend]

The estrogen! It doesn't really sate the thirst but it makes me feel pretty.