*through gritted teeth* straight white male

for when you need advice from an old medieval lord chancellor, bishop, and friend of the king who owned 82 manors and definitely didn’t have 4 illegitimate children with a mistress despite swearing to take a vow of celibacy, honest.

[burnell-suggestions]

Thou art too hot

damned right. gaze upon the holy muscles of thou lord chancellor.

[burnell-suggestions]

how do you feel about Peppa Pig because I would peg you down as a Suzy sheep kinda guy

peppa pig dost not exist yet, fool!

however, if perhaps something like that were to exist at some point, i would consider the queen the greatest, as she is a royal.

...what’s that about a bias?

[burnell-suggestions]

RODWARD KING EDWARD X BURNELL YEAHHH

This is disgraceful! I shall not have your sinful and untrue claims about me and the King floating around!

And on that matter, of course it’s untrue! ...Unless...

...No, no, I jest... but?....

[burnell-suggestions]

Damn,, you would make SUCH a good Archbishop of Canterbury

i would!

POPE AND HOLY OFFICIALS OF ENGLAND, PLEASE INTERACT

[burnell-suggestions]

Answer your asks you thot, you answered all of Edward's letters

that is entirely different. i dedicate my service and my duties and my entire life to ensuring m’lord is safe.

...nevertheless, thou art feeling slightly hurt currently by this apparent “vibe check”.

[burnell-suggestions]

plan to travel to the holy land with the king, but instead stay at home and rule england for him, because the archbishop of canterbury died and the king wants you to take his spot💛

[burnell-suggestions]

oh, you'd like to sniff my feet? B-but they're stinky- are you sure? Well, you asked...

cease

[burnell-suggestions]

lutherinism yes or no thanks

what is luth'rinism anon.  i liveth in the twelfth century

[burnell-suggestions]

YOU'RE HOT

but doth thee knoweth what is even more attractive?

christianity :-)

[burnell-suggestions]

reorganise the workings of the chancellery 💛