hydrocarbon

combustion reaction enthusiast / pfp by a friend / mayyy take requests

[mega-banette]

This is ignitionshipping right?

[meteor752]

So I just started playing Pokémon Masters, and the amount of times I’ve smirked and said “Gay” under my breath is one too many, but this is the first time I just went what the fuck, because like bro

[littencloud9]

100% dating

[taleofnine]

arriving in Sunyshore in Diamond is wild. you cross city limits and are immediately accosted by some dude who’s like ‘hey! my gym leader boyfriend is super depressed can you revitalise him?’ so you head to the lighthouse to find him. he turns around, looks at you, says ‘i am going to kick your ass’ and leaves immediately. you’ve been there for 20 minutes.

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

i really like memes like this. they are truthful, and there is a cat involved. just a big fan all around.

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

here’s some more i’ve gathered since making this post btw.

[trannycrisis-deactivated2024010]

of the sort

[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[prokopetz]

I've been running into a number of DM-related glitches lately, but now every time I click an unread message, the counter indicating the number of unread messages increases by one rather than decreasing, which is actually kind of fascinating from the perspective of Tumblr's API architecture. How did they manage to fuck it up in this very specific way?

[screenshotsofdespair]

[sannee-jp]

Sorry dad…..

[hjartasalt]

Hey do you know alot about internal organs. Cause if so then i have a pretty specific question.

Are... are your organs covered in blood??? Since blood tends to flow thru the blood vessels, and if your body is healthy and all your blood vessels are imtact then your organs shouldn't be covered in blood, right? But just saying that feels wrong.

No, unless you are actively experiencing internal bleeding then your organs are not covered in blood. They are however wet, but it's cerebrospinal fluid and mucus that keeps them that way.

[hjartasalt]

Trust me you do not want them to be in any other condition. If they were covered in blood then there would be no way for your body to effectively circulate that blood, leading you to bleed out. As for them being wet, I personally would not want to experience dry friction on my organs so I am more than okay with that

[hjartasalt]

Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous

[hjartasalt]

Small correction to my original answer: your organs are not covered in blood unless you are bleeding internally or happen to be a bug

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[thesinlesssinner]

My therapist always says “reading is a healthy hobby” and every time I’m like “girl not how I do it.”

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[fishing-princess]

People hate it when one girl is super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree. But what if both girls in a relationship were super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree? What could possibly go wrong?

[fishing-princess]

Somewone who understabds me…

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages