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Behold, my magnum opus... My BurningCheese fam as humans :P

Individual shots of them under cut

#this was intended as a skill assessment of sorts. i wanted to see what I can accomplish with zero knowledge or technical skill #it could be better. obviously. but still. it's not half bad #rare W for me. I'm actually really proud of my art for once haha #(although I do apologize for the hands and feet being Like That. I'm genuinely embarrassed but that's my best unfortunately 😭)#also now I can finally show off what Golden Cheese looks like to me :')#that woman is a B cup at most. and she has hips that have never lied once in their lives and legs to die and kill for #and she ROCKS HER LOOK! SHE IS GORGEOUS THE WAY SHE IS! HER HUSBAND WORSHIPS HER #(yes I have an agenda. what of it)#(repeat after me: SMALLER CHESTED WOMEN ARE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS BIGGER CHESTED ONES)#(AND THEY DESERVE TO BE SEEN AND ADMIRED AND DESIRED)#((seriously though I genuinely could not ever see Cheese as anything but a member of the Itty Bitty Titt Committee))#((that's not just projection I swear. that's just how I envision her. and she is stunning and radiant regardless))#anywaaaaaaaaaay here you all are. my Cool and Important Project #i will now be taking a short break from drawing because this was an ordeal haha #cookie run kingdom #burning spice cookie #golden cheese cookie #pepper jack cookie #matar paneer cookie #burningcheese #goldenspice #also while 99% of it is all me with zero outside influence. i did ask for a bit of help once or twice with the cloth folds #so thank you to my friends criaha and artist-beetle. you guys are gems ❤️#mouse art

ewitsewwie

whatever man

#looking very respectfully... as respectfully as I can..... please believe me..........#(this is actually so funny to come across since i very recently made a post talking about how i imagine Burning Spice's human physique)#(and it's literally exactly this lol)#(I don't actually know if you saw that post or not but regardless I'm glad we agree here)#burning spice cookie #fav

darkiowo-yt

I don't know what they should say to each other soo...

They are having the best time together ❤🔺🧀🔻🔥

#theeeeeeeem #these two rascals #playfighting is so Them for real #ugh they're too precious for this world #burningcheese #goldenspice

>weird amount of knowledge and experience regarding combat, weaponry and generally causing damage to people and property

>repeatedly alludes to being/having been a legendary fighter of some sort (and proves the hell out of it in the crown smash)

(Edit to add a point about the ranking: according to him, he hasn't even warmed up yet, but not only did he make the first KO with an insanely powerful punch, he's already in the top 5. If he can wipe this much of the floor without actually trying, what is he capable of when he IS trying?)

>clearly has some sort of crazy hunter's instinct where he knows how to track people down or notice where they're hiding without needing any hints or information

>displays an excellent sense of situational awareness; immediately recognizes Black Pudding's ominous behavior and adjusts himself to continue seeming friendly and innocent to protect himself and not give away that he knows more than he should

>this costume where he's literally dressed like an Air Force vet (I mean it, that's not a regular bomber jacket, that is an Air Force bomber jacket, squadron patches and dog tags and all)

This man is ex-military, change my mind

#i know the costume could just be an outfit he put together just because but #I've never seen anyone dress like that EXCEPT actual army people #and I've known quite a few military people in my life believe me they actually do dress like this #normie civilians don't tend to wear dog tags either #dude's got instinct and wisdom and a certain kind of power/skill that you know must've been earned #he's great at crowd control and de-escalating tense situations #HE EVEN RECOGNIZES THE DEMOLITION MATERIALS FOUND AT THE BOMBING SITE #man is sharp enough to notice the same smell at both the bombing site in Lactis and the theft site on Meat Blvd #and “same bomb materials” SIR HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT BOMBS ARE MADE OF? HOW CAN YOU TELL DIFFERENT BOMBS APART?#ofc this could all just be empty conjecture but... y'all gotta admit this is a little suspicious #Air Force vet Fruit Punch my beloved #cookie run ovensmash #fruit punch cookie #merchant says stuff

cubezart

ship dynamic i really like

va-vaki

yes. favorite dynamic indeed

#real and true #although i think it's true both ways #except Spice is honest about it LOL #burningcheese

Certain qualities must always be seen in my sonas regardless of their otherwise separate characters

Long, dark hair

Glasses

Resting bitch face

Insecurities™️

#I'm designing the new sona rn yeah #also been yapping about them to bestie in DMs #2 sonas so far and they're both frowny face little bitches with abandonment issues #can you guys imagine therapy being cheap and effective haha that would be crazy #seriously though. this one is nowhere near the lonely tragedy Ghost Choco is #I'm letting her have a mostly happy life as a treat ❤️

If anyone tries to talk to me about the World Cup I'll blow their pancakes and house up with my mind

#what a fucking embarrassment #lot of talk about Brazil being has-beens in recent years. even from my own loved ones #and you know. maybe it really is true. goddamn that hurts #losing to NORWAY!!!!!!!!#idgaf about Haaland I don't even know who that is #this should've been our year man. our 6th trophy #the first World Cup we go to after Pelé dies and this is how we perform. seppuku for the entire team #except Vini Jr he's been a GOAT the whole competition I hope his career only goes up from here

It's always so jarring when you see a post reblogged by someone and you try to like it, only to see that you can't because you've been blocked. And OP is someone you've literally never seen before lmao

#a mutual reblogged some cool Burning Spice fanart #and i tried to like it. but i couldn't #tried to check the blog and got the telltale “oops that blog isn't real ♥️” message #my brother in Christ I don't even know who you are wtf did I do to warrant a block from you #then again I'm sure some people have experienced the same with me so. idk. sh #something something shoe on other foot

worst-roommates-ever

#my closest homies know who I'm thinking of when I reblog this

burningcheese-merchant

Don't even joke lad

burningcheese-merchant

🫩

#I am a single celled organism

criaha

oh yea i finished their refs anyways meet my sillies

criaha

last one for real now

and now my front page looks cohesive godbless

#the pretties #the lovelies #i missed this earlier I'm sorry. it's so nice to see them all complete #wonderful character design like usual. nothing but bangers from you #teach me your ways o wise one #kitsch witch #I really love everyone but. i think Louis and Titi are my favorites #both for their color schemes (I like cool colors blue is my favorite haha)#and their personalities (especially Titi. it's ok girl I'm socially awkward as well 💔)

wrnxiety

the golden goddess

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#beautiful oh my goodness #beautiful beautiful beautiful #you've really outdone yourself!!!!#Spice falling to his knees and worshipping her within the next 5 seconds #burningcheese #goldenspice #fav #inspo #seriously she looks outstanding I'm really impressed #if you have a speedpaint then please post it so i can watch and learn

Happy 4th of July, innocent people, legal citizen or not (but it doesn't fucking matter if they are), are being wrongfully arrested and thrown into detention centers that are hardly any different from concentration camps because they're the wrong skin color and have weird names and maybe sound funny when they talk. Happy 4th of July, numerous environmental protections have been rolled back and something like half of all national park lands are now open to logging and mining. Happy 4th of July, millions of people have had their healthcare and food stamps taken away from them and are fighting to stay alive. Happy 4th of July, another pointless war is being waged in the Middle East and innocents are dying and losing their homes and stability and American troops are literally being told it's a holy war to bring about Armageddon (no I am not exaggerating). Happy 4th of July, taxpayer money is being wasted on stupid shit nobody asked for, like the stupid fucking Reflecting Pool and that stupid fucking fuckass ballroom, instead of solving hunger or poverty or the housing crisis or infrastructure or improving the quality of education so people are smart enough to not vote against their own best interests anymore. Happy 4th of July, someone burned a fucking cross in the same park in Chicago where Obama gave his presidential acceptance speech. Happy 4th of July, not a single person named in the Epstein files (including THE PRESIDENT) has faced the consequences they deserve and none of their victims have received any justice/restitution. Happy 4th of July, people constantly have to choose between paying for gas and paying for rent or food now. Happy 4th of July, women are dying from sepsis in states that force them to continue with dangerous pregnancies due to abortion being outlawed regardless of circumstance. Happy 4th of July, soccer players from various nations could barely even show up to the fucking World Cup thanks to batshit racist xenophobic immigration policy (AND THEY KEEP SENDING ICE AGENTS TO PATROL AROUND STADIUMS BY THE WAY). Happy 4th of July, birthright citizenship, a right already enshrined in the Constitution, was barely kept safe with a 5-4 vote(!!!!!!!!!!) in the Supreme Court after ages of being under attack by the administration. Happy 4th of July, this evil thieving piece of shit administration and everyone who supports them can go to Hell. Happy 4th of July, the ride never fucking ends and I'm miserable and I know everyone else is too.

But still, happy 4th of July to the truly decent folk and to what remains of America's good spirit, may we all keep trucking along and doing our best and may we find peace and strength in one another in these impossible times

#250 years and this is what we all get huh.#not that the founding fathers were good people or anything but. man. must really sting #we could solve any energy crisis by hooking up machines and channeling the energy emitted from all the spinning in their graves #also yes I'm aware that the cross burning guy was caught and yes I heard what he said #no I don't believe a damn word out of his mouth. no fucking way do you not understand the severity of burning a cross in America #it's weird as fuck damage control and that's it. glad he caught felony charges #God despite everything I genuinely do hope there's still a United States of America 20 years from now haha

artist-beetle

If you think I'm done doing gay shit because its July well shut up, nut up, and buckle up because Im trans and I got wives for you to see! 🫵

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 The Wives 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Sharing a mango lassi while on vacation at the tropical soda islands 😌

If you know some real world associations to the mango you understand why Fondue is blushing 🤫

Other than the fact that she has a pretty lady for a wife of course lol

Im still playing around with coloring and lining styles, so do let me know what yall think of this direction. Any feedback I'd appreciate!

Woe be Speedpaint upon ye!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

#the wiiiiiiiiiiiiives #happy pride month to them most of all #my beautiful shaylas 🧡💜#still really love how you incorporated the flag into their clothes it's so clever #especially Day's dress. girl who is your stylist can i give them a call #so happy to see you finally finish this ❤️ another banger as usual #need to finish my late Pride Month post too. gonna use this as inspiration #daylily cookie #spiced fondue cookie #DayFondue

1988o

｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆

#dude.#speechless.#charcoal cookie #fav #fav fav fav fav fav #fav forever #inspo

Not to be a weenie but it's mildly upsetting to see friends and mutuals reblog something from someone I have blocked lol

#i genuinely wish Tumblr would just hide those #because obviously I'm not going to tell people what to look at or like or reblog or anything #but man just now I had to see someone I don't like because a friend reblogged something of theirs and I'm. annoyed lol #like bro i thought we were friends why would you do this to me /j

Read the Ovensmash comics and am now looking at Camembert and Black Pudding like

#i am... sensing something with these two #i am sensing Vibes and Potential #i STILL won't play the game though lmao. but I'm here for the comics and lore otherwise #cookie run ovensmash #idk what their ship name is so I'm just going to tag #camembert cookie x black pudding cookie #enemy lovers of all time these two #camempudding #thank you Cheesecake ❤️

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